RE: The Grand OC! [CONTEST ELEVEN: NOISE! SUBMISSIONS WELCOME!]
03-25-2014, 09:33 AM
Username: AgenFAO
Name: PARTY ROCK
Gender: NONE WHATSOEVER
Species: ROCK (AND POP AND DANCE AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT)
Color: IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIGHT
Description: PARTY ROCK IS A ROCK, BUT JUST CAUSE HE HAS NO LIMBS DON'T MEAN HE HAS NO MOVES! *salacious wink despite not having eyes* HE WILL MAKE YOU SCREAAAAAAAAM LOUDER THAN YOU'VE EVER DARED TO SCREAM BEFOOOOOORE! PARTY ROCK IS THE MANLIEST, CRAGGIEST, MOST SCULPTED ROCK YOU HAVE EVER SEEN, AND HE'S GOING TO FUUUUUCK YOU UUUUUP. HE GONNA MAKE YOU LOOOOSE YOUR MIIIIIND. AND EVERYBODY IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
Items/Abilities: WITH JUST A SINGLE CLAP, AND INEXPLICABLE FEMALE BACKING VOCALS, AND INFEEEECTIOUS BEEEEAAATS, PARTY ROCK WILL HAVE YOU UNDER HIS CONTROL! WITH BLOOD POURING FROM YOUR EARS, YOU WILL OBEY HIS EVERY COMMAND, AND HIS EVERY COMMAND WILL BE TO DANCE! DAAAAAANCE!
Every day I'm shuffling
Biography: You know in the Party Rock music video where civilization collapses under the mad dancing crew? IT WAS A WARNING, AND THE CAUSE WRITTEN RIGHT THERE ABOVE THE VIDEOOOO.
Name: PARTY ROCK
Gender: NONE WHATSOEVER
Species: ROCK (AND POP AND DANCE AND ALL THAT OTHER SHIT)
Color: IN THE HOUSE TONIIIIGHT
Description: PARTY ROCK IS A ROCK, BUT JUST CAUSE HE HAS NO LIMBS DON'T MEAN HE HAS NO MOVES! *salacious wink despite not having eyes* HE WILL MAKE YOU SCREAAAAAAAAM LOUDER THAN YOU'VE EVER DARED TO SCREAM BEFOOOOOORE! PARTY ROCK IS THE MANLIEST, CRAGGIEST, MOST SCULPTED ROCK YOU HAVE EVER SEEN, AND HE'S GOING TO FUUUUUCK YOU UUUUUP. HE GONNA MAKE YOU LOOOOSE YOUR MIIIIIND. AND EVERYBODY IS GONNA HAVE A GOOD TIME.
Items/Abilities: WITH JUST A SINGLE CLAP, AND INEXPLICABLE FEMALE BACKING VOCALS, AND INFEEEECTIOUS BEEEEAAATS, PARTY ROCK WILL HAVE YOU UNDER HIS CONTROL! WITH BLOOD POURING FROM YOUR EARS, YOU WILL OBEY HIS EVERY COMMAND, AND HIS EVERY COMMAND WILL BE TO DANCE! DAAAAAANCE!
Every day I'm shuffling
Biography: You know in the Party Rock music video where civilization collapses under the mad dancing crew? IT WAS A WARNING, AND THE CAUSE WRITTEN RIGHT THERE ABOVE THE VIDEOOOO.
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