RE: The Grand OC! [CONTEST TEN: REDUNDANCY! REDUNDANCY OC SUBMISSIONS WELCOME!]
03-13-2014, 09:05 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-13-2014, 09:09 AM by AgentBlue.)
Username: Agenusername
Agen currently emplacing written text upon a rectangular, square, circular, triangular, or polygonal phosphor, light-emitting diode, organic light-emitting diode, mental projection, imaginary, or analog representational artifice informational vector via intra- or interconscious transmission: Agenusername
Character name, designator, understood recognition code, unique authentication method result, bio-, cyber-, magi-, inexplicable- or nanoinformatic identification string, integer, or complex table: Wangwriter (aka Advance In Very Words, aka Few Repair Necessary, aka Much Joy And Harmony In Writing)
Character preferred name, colloquial identifier, social-grace mediated contractual accepted sub-group of name or names as collectively understood by acquaintances, familiar and familial groups, partners and closer (mediated by familiarity): Wangwriter
Character official identifier(s) with respect to local and multiversal database organizational and authenticative identity authority figures and computational devices:
11218829111928564736473&6151739018299Å81e847h0x71˚
πa441H!H421µs_871827482hshDEI[CENSORED]
obs667133894^&∞§£PO122%55_000101235@_78a92b¢
x
*jk91ª
Character race, larger classification, scientific place on known living/animated beings/objects/as-yet uninvented politically correct non-connotative meta-recursive term for the use of any existing [uninvented politically correct non-connotative meta-recursive term]:
Wangwriter™ - Class of mechanical writing implements, similar (and superior to) to far inferior mechanical user-input-powered systems known colloquially, commonly, within social and zeitgeist-driven vernacular and vocabulary as 'typewriters'.
Character gender or other socially constructed biologically, physiologically and psychologically bi-, tri-, or polyfurcative class-division system: Male, or male-identifying according to contractual behaviors created by historical and metanarrative influences, in accordance to exhibited and self-analytical behavioral patterns.
Character sex or biologically deterministic form of non-asexual reproductive ability and/or other vestigial formations denoting but not indicative of the above as according to social convention, norm or collective understanding: None, in a non-reproductivity-capable sense
Color, hue, shade, pixel or pigment intensity combination, psychological or synaesthetic hallucinatory phenomenon attribute of text or text-equivalent located on interconscious informational vector: This color is #4d4d4d, or gray30, or grey30, or gray, or grey, or dark gray, or dark grey, or typewriter grey, or typewriter gray, or gray-thirty, or grey-thirty, or Gray30, or Grey30, or Gray, or Grey, or Dark Gray, or Dark Grey, or Typewriter Grey, or Typewriter Gray, or Gray-thirty, or Grey-thirty, or hex-four-dee-four-dee-four-dee, or hex-triple-four-dee, or...
Biographical, historical or time-respective recollective media relative to individual characters' experiences/cognitive understandings, neural/neural equivalent/socially constructed associative memory complex: THE WANGWRITER.
UNDERSTAND OF THE WANGWRITER TAKE ONLY KNOWLEDGE AND CLEVERNESS. WISDOM COME TO PEOPLE ESCHEW INFERIOR SAD TYPEWRITING MECHANISM MACHINATION.
Wangwriter is make by President Wang, very accomplish. Wangwriter beat out all other writing mechanism machinations!
Pencil...? NO!
Pen of the Pointy Ball...? NO!
Pen of Furry...? NO!
TYPEWRITING MACHISM..........??????? NO NO NO!
Only Wangwriter make superior and understanding form of writing that is writing that is writnig!!!! SOUL depend on Wangwriter use by many and all! Tell FRIENDS! Tell FAMILY MEMBERS! Tell AQUINTANCE IN STREET! Wangwriter is for all for the more enjoying that is for joy and harmony!
Preisdent Wang has say, 'many happy time for you if you use wangwriter!!!!!!!!!"
Write better! Write with WANG!
Visual/perceptive representation of character as perceived or understood by local or remote bio-, nano-, cyber-, magi-, inexplicable-technological sensing apparatuses, as filtered through conscious or subconscious methodologies: The Wangwriter is a metallic oblong disc between 750 and 760 millimeters in diameter (manufacturing varies due to invariable differences in casting and machining conditions in the locality known officially in most jurisdictions as the Wangwriter Factory and colloquially as 'that heap', a derogatory term attributed to the lack of Wangwriter corporate prosperity (WANG -1.1) and visual/perceptive condition of locality), lettered on the edge with several esoteric arcane alphabets: (New Revised Runic Script, Reformed Arcana Typical, Times New Roman) and conventional communicative/informational static production sequence generators. Encasing the system is a ferrous/cuprite rectangular case (manufacturers may create square or triangular defects) with a living-hinge element-shield latch-lock apparatus. The mechanism machination is attached, held, or welded together with heavily radioactive slag/by-product and other classified or obscurated materials.
Common endemic abilities held by most members of character's larger class which exist as part of survival or non-essential attributes of aforementioned class/special abilities possessed by character specifically as part of prior training or biological/technological/magical/inexplicable innate ability: Wangwriter possesses limited sentience. There is a strong correlation to the hypothesis that this is due to the fact that Wangwriter purchasers/purloiners/obtainers (legal/illegal/'grey zone'/impossible)/equippers/users/addicts run through a statistical test are unable to demonstrate basic regard to sanity, sound mind, safety procedures, regulations or self-preservation primarily because such individuals that purchase/purloin/obtain (through legal, illegal, 'grey zone' or impossible means)/equip/use/are addicted to Wangwriters do not exist. However if such purchasing/purloining/obtaining (using legal, illegal, 'grey zone' or impossible methods)/equipping/using/becoming an addict individuals did exist, they would be capable of using the Wangwriter's innate ability to manipulate and use arcane, magical, sufficiently-advanced-technological alphabetical information vectoring on other individuals.
Agen currently emplacing written text upon a rectangular, square, circular, triangular, or polygonal phosphor, light-emitting diode, organic light-emitting diode, mental projection, imaginary, or analog representational artifice informational vector via intra- or interconscious transmission: Agenusername
Character name, designator, understood recognition code, unique authentication method result, bio-, cyber-, magi-, inexplicable- or nanoinformatic identification string, integer, or complex table: Wangwriter (aka Advance In Very Words, aka Few Repair Necessary, aka Much Joy And Harmony In Writing)
Character preferred name, colloquial identifier, social-grace mediated contractual accepted sub-group of name or names as collectively understood by acquaintances, familiar and familial groups, partners and closer (mediated by familiarity): Wangwriter
Character official identifier(s) with respect to local and multiversal database organizational and authenticative identity authority figures and computational devices:
11218829111928564736473&6151739018299Å81e847h0x71˚
πa441H!H421µs_871827482hshDEI[CENSORED]
obs667133894^&∞§£PO122%55_000101235@_78a92b¢
x
*jk91ª
Character race, larger classification, scientific place on known living/animated beings/objects/as-yet uninvented politically correct non-connotative meta-recursive term for the use of any existing [uninvented politically correct non-connotative meta-recursive term]:
Wangwriter™ - Class of mechanical writing implements, similar (and superior to) to far inferior mechanical user-input-powered systems known colloquially, commonly, within social and zeitgeist-driven vernacular and vocabulary as 'typewriters'.
Character gender or other socially constructed biologically, physiologically and psychologically bi-, tri-, or polyfurcative class-division system: Male, or male-identifying according to contractual behaviors created by historical and metanarrative influences, in accordance to exhibited and self-analytical behavioral patterns.
Character sex or biologically deterministic form of non-asexual reproductive ability and/or other vestigial formations denoting but not indicative of the above as according to social convention, norm or collective understanding: None, in a non-reproductivity-capable sense
Color, hue, shade, pixel or pigment intensity combination, psychological or synaesthetic hallucinatory phenomenon attribute of text or text-equivalent located on interconscious informational vector: This color is #4d4d4d, or gray30, or grey30, or gray, or grey, or dark gray, or dark grey, or typewriter grey, or typewriter gray, or gray-thirty, or grey-thirty, or Gray30, or Grey30, or Gray, or Grey, or Dark Gray, or Dark Grey, or Typewriter Grey, or Typewriter Gray, or Gray-thirty, or Grey-thirty, or hex-four-dee-four-dee-four-dee, or hex-triple-four-dee, or...
Biographical, historical or time-respective recollective media relative to individual characters' experiences/cognitive understandings, neural/neural equivalent/socially constructed associative memory complex: THE WANGWRITER.
UNDERSTAND OF THE WANGWRITER TAKE ONLY KNOWLEDGE AND CLEVERNESS. WISDOM COME TO PEOPLE ESCHEW INFERIOR SAD TYPEWRITING MECHANISM MACHINATION.
Wangwriter is make by President Wang, very accomplish. Wangwriter beat out all other writing mechanism machinations!
Pencil...? NO!
Pen of the Pointy Ball...? NO!
Pen of Furry...? NO!
TYPEWRITING MACHISM..........??????? NO NO NO!
Only Wangwriter make superior and understanding form of writing that is writing that is writnig!!!! SOUL depend on Wangwriter use by many and all! Tell FRIENDS! Tell FAMILY MEMBERS! Tell AQUINTANCE IN STREET! Wangwriter is for all for the more enjoying that is for joy and harmony!
Preisdent Wang has say, 'many happy time for you if you use wangwriter!!!!!!!!!"
Write better! Write with WANG!
Visual/perceptive representation of character as perceived or understood by local or remote bio-, nano-, cyber-, magi-, inexplicable-technological sensing apparatuses, as filtered through conscious or subconscious methodologies: The Wangwriter is a metallic oblong disc between 750 and 760 millimeters in diameter (manufacturing varies due to invariable differences in casting and machining conditions in the locality known officially in most jurisdictions as the Wangwriter Factory and colloquially as 'that heap', a derogatory term attributed to the lack of Wangwriter corporate prosperity (WANG -1.1) and visual/perceptive condition of locality), lettered on the edge with several esoteric arcane alphabets: (New Revised Runic Script, Reformed Arcana Typical, Times New Roman) and conventional communicative/informational static production sequence generators. Encasing the system is a ferrous/cuprite rectangular case (manufacturers may create square or triangular defects) with a living-hinge element-shield latch-lock apparatus. The mechanism machination is attached, held, or welded together with heavily radioactive slag/by-product and other classified or obscurated materials.
Common endemic abilities held by most members of character's larger class which exist as part of survival or non-essential attributes of aforementioned class/special abilities possessed by character specifically as part of prior training or biological/technological/magical/inexplicable innate ability: Wangwriter possesses limited sentience. There is a strong correlation to the hypothesis that this is due to the fact that Wangwriter purchasers/purloiners/obtainers (legal/illegal/'grey zone'/impossible)/equippers/users/addicts run through a statistical test are unable to demonstrate basic regard to sanity, sound mind, safety procedures, regulations or self-preservation primarily because such individuals that purchase/purloin/obtain (through legal, illegal, 'grey zone' or impossible means)/equip/use/are addicted to Wangwriters do not exist. However if such purchasing/purloining/obtaining (using legal, illegal, 'grey zone' or impossible methods)/equipping/using/becoming an addict individuals did exist, they would be capable of using the Wangwriter's innate ability to manipulate and use arcane, magical, sufficiently-advanced-technological alphabetical information vectoring on other individuals.
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