RE: Stanley Mafia: (2/12 Stanleys Enlisted)
02-18-2014, 11:44 PM
Stanley sat in the empty meeting room, trying to decide what to do next. He decided he would try and find his boss, perhaps he would find some answers there.
Stanley knew there was no time to lose, yet he did not move from the meeting room. In fact, he began fiddling with the projector in front of him.
Stanley was being remarkably recalcitrant and unheeding of his priorities, and instead of searching for his missing coworkers, he was surfing the internet.
Look, Stanley, this is for your own good. Could you please get off the forums and get on with more important matters?
Oh, what have you done now? Don't tell me you've entered into some form of long-term commitment to an internet game?
Stanley, listen to me. I'm reaching out to you here. Stanley?
Stanley knew there was no time to lose, yet he did not move from the meeting room. In fact, he began fiddling with the projector in front of him.
Stanley was being remarkably recalcitrant and unheeding of his priorities, and instead of searching for his missing coworkers, he was surfing the internet.
Look, Stanley, this is for your own good. Could you please get off the forums and get on with more important matters?
Oh, what have you done now? Don't tell me you've entered into some form of long-term commitment to an internet game?
Stanley, listen to me. I'm reaching out to you here. Stanley?
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