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<b>THE SIGNUP SHEET</i>
Username: steven freeman
Gender: lolwut male k?
Race: HUMENS ALL THE WAY :DDDDDD
Colour: eggs in blue
Description: stephen freeman is gordan freemans cousin and also morgen freemans cousin because freemens are related and he has really a really smart brain even smarter than gordan freeman who only got a phd but stephen freeman has a phphphphphphphphddddddd in EVERYTHIGN :D and he has suepr really strong KICKIN LEG and he also wears a SUIT OF WÜNDRE which is purple and has blue stripes going out of the suit into the tie which is also a TIE OF WÜNDER whihc he can use to kill things and soda
Items/Abilities: he also can walk really fast and has a motorbike like his other cousin john freeman who saved the humens but is MORE RAD tan his cousin john freeman who is also gordan freemans cousin and they both saved the world but steven freeman has not saved the world so he was sad. also steven freeman has GUN which is ,ade of LASERS and shoot.
Biography: one day steven freeman was sad because he has not save the world yet like his cousins gordan freeman and john freeman so he decide to go out and saved the world. but he forgot that today was his last day at work so he was fired and people say how can steven freeman saved world if he have no job? so steven freeman got a job at a mcdonuts which is totes a real place and mak many much moneys and he spend it on saving world but people say that steven freeman buy world and refuse to let world be save so steven freeman was sad. so he buy the mcdonuts and make everyone fat and they say setven freeman please save world only it was like mmff mff beacuase they were all fat. and steven freeman say yey and put on world saving SUIT OF WÜDNER and then all of a suden he dispear and fat people still waiting for saveing.

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This is the straight man. You can kill him early if you want, or I could play him as a separate character. Whatevs :3

THE SIGNUP SHEET
Username: redcloudynight
Name: Standford "Straight Man" Price
Gender: Male
Race: Human.
Colour: #808080
Description: Standford Price is a neatly dressed businessman in formal attire. His eyes are hazel and his hair, brown, is neatly combed. He is often seen with a briefcase, which contains some documents and a small pistol. He is of a calm demeanor and tolerates no nonsense - he tends to get very angry if nonsense continues around him.
Items/Abilities: Price has little to no combat training. He often attempts to reason with people rather than allow them to harm him, but is not very successful.
Biography: Standford Price had a happy childhood, and graduated from a top university with honors and a degree in business. Soon after, he had a career in GeneriCorp, Inc. and was making a great deal of money. One day, after hearing about a mugging in his neighborhood, he packed a pistol into his briefcase, as well as a 20-page instruction manual. And then he disappeared.