RE: The thread for flipping shits (and tables)
05-16-2013, 01:38 PM
So I finally snapped at my asshole roommate.
Recently, my uni cut the gender studies course, and he was going on about how it was cut because it was a useless course; which in itself is already incredibly button-pushing. And then he puts on his mocking voice and goes, 'Hi, I took gender studies and now I can tell a man from a woman-'
He didn't get any farther. Because I threw a jar of mayonnaise at him.
And missed. And broke a window.
Which then cost me...pretty much all my money to fix. Of course he's not chipping in. It was pretty clearly my fault. He was of course clear of all blame and wrong. Maybe I overreacted.
Anyway now my finances are more precarious than a rock balanced on a pencil. Like, single-digits precarious.
Fuck my life.
Recently, my uni cut the gender studies course, and he was going on about how it was cut because it was a useless course; which in itself is already incredibly button-pushing. And then he puts on his mocking voice and goes, 'Hi, I took gender studies and now I can tell a man from a woman-'
He didn't get any farther. Because I threw a jar of mayonnaise at him.
And missed. And broke a window.
Which then cost me...pretty much all my money to fix. Of course he's not chipping in. It was pretty clearly my fault. He was of course clear of all blame and wrong. Maybe I overreacted.
Anyway now my finances are more precarious than a rock balanced on a pencil. Like, single-digits precarious.
Fuck my life.
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