WHO ARE THE REAL MONSTERS?!?!?!??!? MAFIA N5: nothing happened

Originally posted on MSPA by Agent1022.

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I don't understand anything anymore, and it seems like every time I try to get my thoughts sorted out I get stomped on for not doing anything (for obvious reasons if I don't post, but also if I put up something that isn't quite fully thought out yet and therefore isn't concrete enough for your high standards). Someone's playing a long con and I'm tired of it. Also since my time zone is completely butts compared to the majority of players here, I also lose points since I'm usually sleeping at day end and can't use any data from up to eight hours beforehand. Oh, and it's Chinese New Year; some of us have family to look at in the face on occasion, which coincidentally coincides with right about all the waking hours and no I don't have a magic smartphone to internet with whine whine moan moan butt.

But you're right; legitimate excuses are still excuses. So if you'd let me compile some thoughts properly like I was trying to hours ago - bloody hell you guys are probably all snoozing.

Sorry. tl;dr, irl stuff gets in the way a lot going to think some more

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Now I'm not confident enough of these to assign colors but *slaps self* ASSIGN COLORS YES UNGENTLEPEOPLE

Pala - Pala, Pala, Pala. You used to be so brilliant! So reasoned! But as of late you've begun to become more and more...desperate? It isn't in the manner of desparate not to lose, but in the manner of desperate to win. So close, your voice says. Just a few more of these meddlers out of the way. But that's my gut feeling - evidence is scanty, you've been a good, good player and you've played your cards well. If I were to point to anything that gives me this feeling it's the increasingly aggressive tactics that led to Pilot's death - rather, jumping onto Pilot and then pushing it. Hard.

Okay yeah sure there's lying partytimes too and Pilot hasn't posted at alllll you hiding bro?

Vote: Pilot

Yeah honestly this is supposed to be a silly game. The ALLCAPS TITLE and OP have made that kind of clear. Just play however the heck you want to.

By that I mean lynch Pilot or cuttlefish or Agent [img]images/smilies/apple.gif[/img]

HOLY SHIT IT'S THE SAME PILOT FROM TRAINWRECK!

HE WAS SCUM!

HE MUST BE SCUM HERE TOO KILL HIM!

It's been gone over a little?

1) He could easily be lying - his busdrivings point to the batshittiest scum targets ever? Especially on N1.
2) He claims to defend town who is already going to get mislynched, gets extra town points for it
3) He vanishes immediately after and does nothing at all
4) It's him or Catboss as scum and I'm not feeling Catboss.

There are others but I am dead tired of being sprsrs in this game, I can go more in depth though. Four and three are the major ones to me.

Oh, but now so serious again? Perhaps after your 'silliness' killed Pilot dead? I could play this off as exactly as it sounds like: "oh no ix made me all feels now i should be silly now so that game is funner" - but I can't really bring myself to buy it myself. Not only does it border on metagaming, if you're scum there's just too much ulterior motive.

Those reasons might help defend you, though. But shall I explain my reasoning and get accused of not committing? I've learned my lesson.

Yes yes more!

Vote more!

I don't know how much time we have left before dayend or how much to softlynch but we have four now and four more would be awesome.

More!

I'm running on fumes, coffee, so little sleep, exhaustion and bile so how about you explain yourself, Pala? Tell me why you think I'm scum other than 'I won't commit'?

Para - Arrrr, Cap'n. Apologies, Cap'n. I be a green sailor, still workin' on my sea-legs in the grand game of rootin' out turncoats and traitorous quartermasters who'd rather sink these vessels with all aboard than give the rest of us an ounce of mercy. On which, Cap'n, what do ye think of our current numbers - so low, and yet no end in sight? Perhaps we be dealin' with both the forces of Davey Jones and tha' o' the British Navy and their dirty privateerin' rats lookin' to bring us down? And what do ye think of Pala, then? Pointin' the finger every which way like a man possessed? And konec did be sayin' yesterday that they be be blockin' you, but obviously that didn't happen if ye went voyeurin', as ye say. No signs? Ah, Cap'n, I'll go ask them instead.

konec - C-circuses scare me. B-but...other than that...I don't think you're scum...that's my gut feeling on this...unbacked, of course...

But...the evidence is a little screwy...

You'd have to be scum then, because I'm not.

But he wasn't...

But if you knew h-he was town....then you wouldn't dare make this kind of statement...s-so you don't know...

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DESPITE this, I'm still pretty sure Pilot is town. Because doing that little spiel and attempting to implicate me wouldn't be a very good idea if he's lynched and flips scum.

However, dead!Pilot fulfills my optional wincon, which is to see my escaped attraction dead before I am.

SO. No hard feelings, mate.

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But...but d-doesn't Malky announce when bonus goals are achieved...

re: blocking Para, I will do a fullclaim tmrw morning which should hopefully explain it.
Also, would strongly consider pressuring Para tomorrow.

That's all~

Did...did that happen...?

Mirdi - Waffley now, Mirdini? I worry about you.

I still ship beru/pilot scumteam OTP

actually Vote: TehPilot

like why is he town again? do we have ANY evidence that he actually drove who he said he drove?

Pala I don't think two scumteams is a thing anymore - beru AND pilot flipping town kinda shot my view on that to pieces (though I was certainly thinking it yesterday)

but since it isn't MYLO (at least according to konec0 would like confirmation from modliness) that means we have less than 5 of THE MAFIA running around which I guess could mean either of these things?

1. this is thirdpartyhunt

2. mafia are 20% or less of the playerlist?????

either way wonky shenanigans seem the order of the day.

Your iron determination, followed by the death of both your suspects, who both flipped town, followed by the rapidfire backpedaling. I wish I could say I wasn't suspicious, because it'd be damn inconvenient if you weren't town, but as it stands? Hsssss.

Also hey Mirdini Para was actually pretty simplistic wrt Agent I am the one who has been on his case for a while (well me and seedy) does this change anything?

scum!agent would be ludicrously easy to bus so no

Soooo, you're implying Pala and/or seedy are scum?

seedy - Dearest Seedy,

I do feel a little better about you than I do of Pala, for your skepticism strikes me as less wildly directed. But a bomb is a bomb, whether a shrapnel breadbasket or a guided Vergeltungswaffen. I do believe such behavior is genuinely brought about after more reasoning than that of your fellow pressurer, who as I might reiterate seems to be lambasting everything in reach. I do hope, perhaps, with care, to disabuse the notion of my guilt, for I hold no such thing - I promise you! What is one to do in times of such terror, when the Blitz of suspicion brings down the very roof of one's home?

In turn, might I ask you on your own opinions - we may fight the Italians, but what of the Germans? Do you believe they present as one unified force, or as factions, already turned upon one another? Just two nights ago, two members of the Russians died. (or would they be the Swiss?) How do you think their party fares now? Might I inquire as to your thoughts as who among us are of Russian (or Swiss) descent?

I fear I cannot quote you much, nor well, as your speech has been sparing - unlike mine. Ah! But now the clock strikes one, and I must retire. A morning shift at the factory awaits, endless lines of munitions to be crated. I hope to hear from you soon.

Yours in faith,
Agen

Namboto - I could see several scenarios where Nam is lying about being a cop, but they just don't hold up. Although I really am getting tired now so I think I'll just quote things

Well, what I can do, as of this moment, is townfirm two people. Both of them have had votes on them, both are still under suspicion, and neither have done anything to really warrant it (although one hasn't done a whole lot but yeah). One even came close to being lynched.

I am, of course, talking about Beruru and Solaris

Of which Beru flipped town so it's highly probably that Solly is town as well.

Solaris - As above. While I'm not still absolutely happy with the madness and the quirkness, I'll accept that it...is kind of fun. Sometimes. To write. Not so much when it comes to reading. Maybe. As long as the interpretatos come out all right, I suppose. Which you have helped to set right sometimes.

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I've got to stop taking this so seriously. I'm going to actually crack and go insane on the board soon.

Also my brain

has stopped working.

Sleeeeeeeep.