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You decide on your name, your companion's name, and how you're going to get some value out of this wacky shit.






You take the capsule and stick it in your face-zone. After rubbing for a while to try and find a mouth, it finally settles near the top of your head as an accessory. You've gained 10% value on the Capsule Coin by using it as an accessory! Yeah!













You start whittling the bizarre dice and writing the results down on the safe code paper, as a way of making both things useful. You come up with some interesting results on the dice! The D4 lands on Ŋϛº, and the D21.5 lands on ΰ‘ν. You've gained 20% value on the Wildcard Safe Codes and Terrifically Rigged Dice by using the codes as Rune Paper and the dice as Trans-Numerical Viewports!




Suddenly, the guy at the other end of the room speaks up. His shiny yellow goggles, patchwork leather clothes, and rusty robotic-looking limbs shift to face you and Pat/Juke.




He flicks a switch on his goggles, and reveals something that looks a lot more like eyes.






Real quick before you answer that, you decide to check the PDA. Turns out it's more than just a password-activated screen! Emblazoned at the top of the digital output is a little clock that tells you the exact time and date. It's 4 | 4102 | 4651, 0661:938! You've gained 10% value on the Someone's PDA by using it as a clock!

The BagShow

Guide to The BagShow

Each item is given a Value score. This is completely subjective and decided by Pat when items enter your Bag. You can use an item's Value score to raise the Value of your bag, which lets you contain more items in your Bag. Every slot unlock takes twice as much as the last slot.

Using items is free and easy. Just say how you'd like to use them. If an item is used in a new way, it gains Value based on the object's current score. The base increase is 10%, but this can increase for more novel uses of items, as well as uses of items in dire situations.

When using more than one item, this percentage is added onto itself. For instance, using three items in a normal, new task will give them each a 30% bonus to their Value.

Grab items, combine items, get creative, and skyrocket to new heights.

New Note: Points are always rounded up.

Total Value: 157 (+17)
Item Slots: 5
Last Slot At: 80
Next Slot At: 160



Terrifically Rigged Dice
Value: 36 (+6)
A set of D4, D6, D17, D21, D21.5 and D40 that warp wildly to get the wrong result. Sometimes these results don't even quite make sense.
Used As/For: Trans-Numerical Viewport

Wildcard Safe Codes
Value: 18 (+3)
One solitary paper sheet with inscribed runes which seem to represent safe codes. These are codes that grant Safety, and also open safes. You have no idea where these belong.
Used As/For: Rune Paper

Nebula Kibble
Value: 20
A qwoar package which contains approximately a handful of nebula kibble. Otherwise unremarkable, but Pat reminds you it's drugged with some intense stuff.

Capsule Coin
Value: 44 (+4)
A nigh-indestructible see-through capsule which contains some sort of glistening blue nickel that really catches your eye. Pat says it should only be unsealed when there's a damn good opportunity to distract a rival bird.
Used As/For: Accessory

Someone's PDA
Value: 39 (+4)
This is someone's PDA. When you ask whose it might be, Pat just shrugs. It's covered in stains. This wasn't Pat's job to retrieve, but here you have it, so who even knows. Password locked, it seems.
Used As/For: Clock