RE: The Grand OC III: Do Not Steal: Week 2: STYLE!
05-07-2018, 12:34 PM
Username: Agenimal
Name: Penne la Peròn
Gender: she/hers
Species: GMO
Text Color: dahling these curtains will just have to go
Description: A first impression, from outside, much like how Lady Penne can take in a room's vital statistics and measure in seconds: overweight. No, maybe instead substitute verbiage like "spilling", adjectives like "taut" or "tweed". An awful, awful porkpie hat that she clutches in one hand but never wears; it was her late husband's. Pink in flesh, crept over the bones of an outstretched hand, at once both flabby and overstretched. An upturned nose so far flipped you can see right up her hairy nostrils. Shrill voice that belies genius, if you would believe her and her magazine. Granted citizenship with the Genetics Rights Act of 2056, built a business empire from the following four years, walks accordingly, though no one would say the word "waddle" to her face. There is so much tweed.
Items/Abilities: Eyes. Piercing gimlet eyes that see all corners of a room. A mind unparalleled at imagination, spatial reasoning, and memorization. A passion for color and organization that, channeled, creates perfect interior design, immortalized in the bestseller
magazine le Sty, 40 million subscribers and counting. When Lady Penne speaks, furniture moves. When Lady Penne points, things go there. When Lady Penne is displeased, then out comes the stylus (branded, of course, a run of only twenty-three hundred every year). It is said that if she has to draw you a picture, you'll never work in the industry again. Commanding voice. In the worst case scenario, a simper that may make you want to gouge your eyes out.
Biography:
For publication in le Sty issue 143 (May) [draft!]
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A rising star even from the beginning: that is what people say about Lady Penne la Peròn. And they would be right: even from her humble and inauspicious start as adviser to low-end designer Justine Hulliard, Lady Penne's talent could be seen in the edges of Hulliard's public housing projects - edges that Hulliard would often take credit for. Following the collapse of the projects and Justine's disgrace, however, Lady Penne was well placed to rise to the top of a prejudicial world, not ready for an entrepreneur and creative talent that only she could bring to an orthohuman-typical world. After a high-profile marriage to the news magnate Pierre le Peròn, Lady Penne leveraged her assets hey dex what's up
hey Tito have you heard?
heard what? i've been dictating this fluff piece all morning
the old bitch? she's missing!
you serious? holy shit! holy
yeah
do we still have jobs?
i was just about to go find out, come on
yeah okay
and turn that thing off
--DO NOT PUBLISH-- --DO NOT PUBLISH--
Name: Penne la Peròn
Gender: she/hers
Species: GMO
Text Color: dahling these curtains will just have to go
Description: A first impression, from outside, much like how Lady Penne can take in a room's vital statistics and measure in seconds: overweight. No, maybe instead substitute verbiage like "spilling", adjectives like "taut" or "tweed". An awful, awful porkpie hat that she clutches in one hand but never wears; it was her late husband's. Pink in flesh, crept over the bones of an outstretched hand, at once both flabby and overstretched. An upturned nose so far flipped you can see right up her hairy nostrils. Shrill voice that belies genius, if you would believe her and her magazine. Granted citizenship with the Genetics Rights Act of 2056, built a business empire from the following four years, walks accordingly, though no one would say the word "waddle" to her face. There is so much tweed.
Items/Abilities: Eyes. Piercing gimlet eyes that see all corners of a room. A mind unparalleled at imagination, spatial reasoning, and memorization. A passion for color and organization that, channeled, creates perfect interior design, immortalized in the bestseller
magazine le Sty, 40 million subscribers and counting. When Lady Penne speaks, furniture moves. When Lady Penne points, things go there. When Lady Penne is displeased, then out comes the stylus (branded, of course, a run of only twenty-three hundred every year). It is said that if she has to draw you a picture, you'll never work in the industry again. Commanding voice. In the worst case scenario, a simper that may make you want to gouge your eyes out.
Biography:
MADAME LA PERÒN -- A STAR FAR ABOVE
by Tito Hernandez-MacqueFor publication in le Sty issue 143 (May) [draft!]
--DO NOT PUBLISH-- --DO NOT PUBLISH--
A rising star even from the beginning: that is what people say about Lady Penne la Peròn. And they would be right: even from her humble and inauspicious start as adviser to low-end designer Justine Hulliard, Lady Penne's talent could be seen in the edges of Hulliard's public housing projects - edges that Hulliard would often take credit for. Following the collapse of the projects and Justine's disgrace, however, Lady Penne was well placed to rise to the top of a prejudicial world, not ready for an entrepreneur and creative talent that only she could bring to an orthohuman-typical world. After a high-profile marriage to the news magnate Pierre le Peròn, Lady Penne leveraged her assets hey dex what's up
hey Tito have you heard?
heard what? i've been dictating this fluff piece all morning
the old bitch? she's missing!
you serious? holy shit! holy
yeah
do we still have jobs?
i was just about to go find out, come on
yeah okay
and turn that thing off
--DO NOT PUBLISH-- --DO NOT PUBLISH--
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