RE: Stop Me From Online Shopping Again
03-21-2018, 10:39 PM
You hop onto www.giantinflatablealligators.snom and look at the prices for giant inflatable alligators.
Oh dear.
THE GREEN MACHINE: cup holders. pleather upholstery guaranteed to peel within one day of purchase. $50
BLUES DUES: bonus laser pointers, for wildcats. tradeoff is square wheels. $60
A YELLA BELLA: everything but the kitchen sink. kitchen sink not included. also not included is everything else. alligators don't come in yellow. throw in a towel and get bonus windscreen wipers. $70
>_
Oh dear.
THE GREEN MACHINE: cup holders. pleather upholstery guaranteed to peel within one day of purchase. $50
BLUES DUES: bonus laser pointers, for wildcats. tradeoff is square wheels. $60
A YELLA BELLA: everything but the kitchen sink. kitchen sink not included. also not included is everything else. alligators don't come in yellow. throw in a towel and get bonus windscreen wipers. $70
>_
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