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On Bacon Winfest:

<wheatthins> raine dog
<wheatthins> I thought of joining as raine dog and turning it into a festival of all the sexual deviancies
<wheatthins> "suddenly, the sound of jungle drums thumping helter skelter rose from the distant bushes"
<wheatthins> "all of the battlers began to sway rhythmically, unaware of their movement"
<wheatthins> "as raine dog sashayed from to and from with wild, hypnotic abdomenal gyrations."
<wheatthins> The air grew hot and coagulated into a thic stew with the growing sexual tension. All eyed each other heatedly, wondering with lustful anticipation of who would make the first move
<wheatthins> Then suddenly, the first tongue slipped. And from that point, it could not be stopped. Sexy chaos exploded. A massive cloud of genital ejaculation poured out every which way, as dogs and toon women and teenage boys tumbled rolly-polly in an orgy of explosive release.
<wheatthins> For none can resist the primal RAINE DANCE.
<wheatthins> also bubsy. bubsy was there too
<wheatthins> "let's have us a little game of cat and dog, bubsy. The question is... who's gonna catch who?"
<wheatthins> "Do you wanna be the cat--" and here, Raine nodded her head, motioning toward a dildo laying about, before taking a breath and drooping her eyes as her whole body relaxed, seemingly centering the gravity of the room on the sweet spot between her legs-- "or do you wanna be the dog?"