RE: Bacon Winfest
01-15-2013, 04:38 AM
Name: John Egbert
From: Andrew Hussie's Extravaganza of Ego and Acid Trips (You know, I wrote that before I read that update.)
Text Color: #0514CE
Weapons and Abilities: Egbert, for the purposes of this battle, shall be considered in the early stages of his story, before he became a god and a spoilt disillusioned-with-nicholas-cage sobbing child in some fantastical parody of CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Instead, we'll consider Egbert as he stands on the first page of Homestuck - young, naive, completely unaware of the tasks ahead of him.
For some reason, enemies that Egbert dispatches turn into GRIST, a strange material similar in look and composition to FRUIT GUSHERS™. This grist can be used in many creative ways, now lost to time, to manufacture weapons and other fantastical wonders of alchemy. This process uses various large and impractical devices, none of which are in Egbert's possession. Grist is therefore limited to one of its original functions: inexplicably being able to build structurally-unsound additions to existing structures. His server player is DEUS EX MACHINA.
In the same vein, Egbert does not have a KERNELSPRITE following him around, as that was left behind when he was taken into the battle, leaving the world to end behind him.
He has a HAMMER though.
His FETCH MODUS is STACK.
Description: John Egbert wears glasses, under which may or may not be eyes, a shirt with a green happy homicidal slug on it, and buck teeth. He is ordinary in every way.
Biography: mspaintadventures.com
From: Andrew Hussie's Extravaganza of Ego and Acid Trips (You know, I wrote that before I read that update.)
Text Color: #0514CE
Weapons and Abilities: Egbert, for the purposes of this battle, shall be considered in the early stages of his story, before he became a god and a spoilt disillusioned-with-nicholas-cage sobbing child in some fantastical parody of CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Instead, we'll consider Egbert as he stands on the first page of Homestuck - young, naive, completely unaware of the tasks ahead of him.
For some reason, enemies that Egbert dispatches turn into GRIST, a strange material similar in look and composition to FRUIT GUSHERS™. This grist can be used in many creative ways, now lost to time, to manufacture weapons and other fantastical wonders of alchemy. This process uses various large and impractical devices, none of which are in Egbert's possession. Grist is therefore limited to one of its original functions: inexplicably being able to build structurally-unsound additions to existing structures. His server player is DEUS EX MACHINA.
In the same vein, Egbert does not have a KERNELSPRITE following him around, as that was left behind when he was taken into the battle, leaving the world to end behind him.
He has a HAMMER though.
His FETCH MODUS is STACK.
Description: John Egbert wears glasses, under which may or may not be eyes, a shirt with a green happy homicidal slug on it, and buck teeth. He is ordinary in every way.
Biography: mspaintadventures.com
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