One Round Only: The
04-05-2017, 04:23 AM
The didn't bother with an introduction. Or a name. The was too impatient for names, and 'The Impatient' took too long to say. Also The thought it was probably taken already, by someone less impatient and possibly more vain.
The took things from the infinity of creation, and eight of them appeared in front of them.
"I appreciate haste. Fight for me. I will choose a winner."
A question came sort of floating through the void that The had not bothered to fence off with any kind of reality.
"One round. Winner take all."
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Welcome to The, the only battle where the grandmaster hasn't even bothered to name the thing. This will be one round only, so eight people come in and only one will survive.
The enjoys profiles that are fast. Fuck long-term characterization. Fuck survivability. Fuck long posts. The wants this done as soon as possible.
Username: why are you wasting time even putting this in
Name: "hey you" will also suffice
Gender: usually irrelevant
Race/Species: the does not want a six-page treatise on how your species takes a shit
Color: pick one that is fast to type
Description: preferably too fast to describe ("did anyone get the plate on that car" is also acceptable)
Items/Abilities: 'speed' is a good one to put here
Biography: tweet this motherfucker
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speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
The took things from the infinity of creation, and eight of them appeared in front of them.
"I appreciate haste. Fight for me. I will choose a winner."
A question came sort of floating through the void that The had not bothered to fence off with any kind of reality.
"One round. Winner take all."
***************
Welcome to The, the only battle where the grandmaster hasn't even bothered to name the thing. This will be one round only, so eight people come in and only one will survive.
The enjoys profiles that are fast. Fuck long-term characterization. Fuck survivability. Fuck long posts. The wants this done as soon as possible.
Username: why are you wasting time even putting this in
Name: "hey you" will also suffice
Gender: usually irrelevant
Race/Species: the does not want a six-page treatise on how your species takes a shit
Color: pick one that is fast to type
Description: preferably too fast to describe ("did anyone get the plate on that car" is also acceptable)
Items/Abilities: 'speed' is a good one to put here
Biography: tweet this motherfucker
***************
speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed
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