RE: The Grand OC SII: The Re-OCening: Week 15: MIRROR!
03-13-2017, 06:27 AM
Welcome back to the Mirrorverse, where everybody wears goatees and shit, even the women. I'm your host, NEGA-AGEN...
...and we're visiting your vastly less shitty, more pacifistic world today to judge these weird, goatee-less entries for the ɔo puɐɹƃ... oh, sorry. The GRAND OC. There we go.
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What's this? So our first prize is the The First Five Eighths Sportsball Award, for people who make the best out of things that aren't the traditional Description, Biography or Items/Abilities fields. What? In my world we don't bother with those. We post clips of interpretive dance instead.
...battles aren't very popular in the Mirrorverse.
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Our second prize is the the Thomas Packston Elementalist Award, which is for the entry that best exemplifies the theme given. We usually have issues with this one, so we settle it with goatee laser duels.
Of course we have goatee lasers. Don't be silly.
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Up next we have the The Glere Award For Kitchen Sinkery (aka the Fishbowl). This one's for the profile that has an interesting twist or convoluted reasoning. Unfortunately I don't think we can award this one strictly in the sense of the rules, but I'm happy to give it to...
The Arnold Fogge's Actually Practical Award is awarded for the best profile that fits the Grand Battle format. In our universe, we have a breakdance for the worst profile, but this bit is pretty tired by now, since it's been like eight months.
I'm happy to award the Arnold Fogge to...
Anyway time to go back to my universe because I took way too long at this, and everyone gets all the rest of the awards, have fun :___:
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...and we're visiting your vastly less shitty, more pacifistic world today to judge these weird, goatee-less entries for the ɔo puɐɹƃ... oh, sorry. The GRAND OC. There we go.
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What's this? So our first prize is the The First Five Eighths Sportsball Award, for people who make the best out of things that aren't the traditional Description, Biography or Items/Abilities fields. What? In my world we don't bother with those. We post clips of interpretive dance instead.
...battles aren't very popular in the Mirrorverse.
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Our second prize is the the Thomas Packston Elementalist Award, which is for the entry that best exemplifies the theme given. We usually have issues with this one, so we settle it with goatee laser duels.
Of course we have goatee lasers. Don't be silly.
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Up next we have the The Glere Award For Kitchen Sinkery (aka the Fishbowl). This one's for the profile that has an interesting twist or convoluted reasoning. Unfortunately I don't think we can award this one strictly in the sense of the rules, but I'm happy to give it to...
The Arnold Fogge's Actually Practical Award is awarded for the best profile that fits the Grand Battle format. In our universe, we have a breakdance for the worst profile, but this bit is pretty tired by now, since it's been like eight months.
I'm happy to award the Arnold Fogge to...
Anyway time to go back to my universe because I took way too long at this, and everyone gets all the rest of the awards, have fun :___:
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So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time
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Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface
Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime