RE: THE GRAND MARBLE TOWER! CLIMBING STAIRS HAS NEVER BEEN SO REWARDING.
02-13-2016, 05:30 AM
Oh, what drives you? A Toyota Prius, of course. WITH TANK TREADS.
Your name is Mecha Matt and you're a tinkerer-inventor. You're seeking to reach the top of the tower because it's rumored that the ULTIMATE MULTITOOL lies at the top. Seriously, any tool. The ultimate protean device. You must have it.
And of course, your main ability is being able to creatively invent shit out of poorly-worded narration i mean uh whatever happens to be lying around.
Your name is Mecha Matt and you're a tinkerer-inventor. You're seeking to reach the top of the tower because it's rumored that the ULTIMATE MULTITOOL lies at the top. Seriously, any tool. The ultimate protean device. You must have it.
And of course, your main ability is being able to creatively invent shit out of poorly-worded narration i mean uh whatever happens to be lying around.
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So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time
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Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface
Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime