Do You Feel Lucky?

I feel pretty unlucky about throwing up. Maybe don't do that right now.

I'll try

If the cargo is that big of a deal, maybe it's something that can get you out of this mess. Like, I don't know, a robot suit or something.

Okay, yes you'd be violating client confidentiality, but they've already got an information leak somewhere if bands of raiders know what it is. If they look like they're going to try to kill you to keep you quiet, point out that it's already way too late for that.

Okay. Okay. You make excellent points. If the Last Light Militia is in on it, then all their hangers-on will be in on it too: the Redsnow Knights, the Motor Buddies, Piotr... Not to mention every other gang in the area is going to be heading this way to see what all the fuss is about and then it's *paf* for me.

On the other hand, if I opened every confidential package sent through me, I'd probably also end up in a ditch with a *paf* through my head.

Joy.

Ramming speed!

That's not happening.

> Are you blocked behind you? Because this path looks like you shouldn't be going this way.

Gee, ya think?

This calls for desperate measures! Do not deliver that package to wherever you were going to send it, but instead to where us hackers, i mean, your new navigators are, which, well, we can talk about the address later, just grab the package and run away on foot! And remember don't shake!!!

Also unfeasible. There's a lot of gunfire out there and my van does a lot better job of stabilizing packages than my arms will. Also, you are very strange.

incidentally what is your preference re: gender identity, pronouns

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incidentally what is your preference re: gender identity, pronouns

honestly feels pretty unimportant right now with all the guns involved

yeah this. I agree with this one.

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(okay, they/them/theirs)

Or, like... reverse?

Watch out for bullets.

you ever see a western movie with a train robbery that ended well for the conductor? luckily you're not on rails. take full advantage of that, speed away in reverse

Now this is an idea I can get behind. Heh, behind. Because I'm reversing, get it?




You mean the Confederate Republic of Dakota? That wasn't on my intended route... Well, it's a long way away, but if you know a safehouse there it might be worth the detour.

You're a little out of touch, aren't you? There hasn't been a South Dakota in-




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"Excessive motion vector detected. Package is now primed for self-destruct. Attending courier, please enter provided job code to disarm. Further force will cause package detonation."