RE: Snail Mail Derailment
07-20-2015, 08:45 AM
And so, there came a Day when a Package, Strange in Shape, Zealand-like in Presence, New and Fresh from the Hands of the Plaid Individual, came unto the Agen deep in the Heartland of Queen's Land.
Within it were treasures beyond imagining. Behold:
The Scarf of +5 Warmth! I've never actually come across this kind of scarf before, where you have to do some folding before you can wear it like I'm used to! But it is very warm :3
A neat Mushroom Pen! At first I thought it a mundane object, but then, with a touch...
HOLY CRAP A LIGHT ENCHANTMENT, NOW I CAN SEE IN DUNGEONS
Truly, the pen is mightier than the sword.
The Chocolate Kiwi of Sustenance! A gigantic gingerbread cookie dipped in chocolate, this kiwi will keep me fed for a whole half hour, that is if I can bring myself to look it in the derpy eye and nom it
Aha, the Exfoliant of Beestuff. Using this item regularly will increase skin health by +1 every use, with an effect that stacks over a 12-hour period.
The Holy Icon of the Agen! This is an exceptionally rare item, to the point where there is only one in the universe. Placing this in any home will increase Environment score by 20, as well as constantly apply Happiness and Awesome buffs on all residents!
And finally we have the Promised Whittaker's. In both Tea of Green and Pure Darkness variants, these chocolate treats completely fill hunger and add a Happiness buff :3
Thank you Plaid for sending all this awesome stuff, sorry for my shitty photos >_< All in all I was very pleased with this exchange and would like to do more of this shit, so hit me up people :P
Within it were treasures beyond imagining. Behold:
The Scarf of +5 Warmth! I've never actually come across this kind of scarf before, where you have to do some folding before you can wear it like I'm used to! But it is very warm :3
A neat Mushroom Pen! At first I thought it a mundane object, but then, with a touch...
HOLY CRAP A LIGHT ENCHANTMENT, NOW I CAN SEE IN DUNGEONS
Truly, the pen is mightier than the sword.
The Chocolate Kiwi of Sustenance! A gigantic gingerbread cookie dipped in chocolate, this kiwi will keep me fed for a whole half hour, that is if I can bring myself to look it in the derpy eye and nom it
Aha, the Exfoliant of Beestuff. Using this item regularly will increase skin health by +1 every use, with an effect that stacks over a 12-hour period.
The Holy Icon of the Agen! This is an exceptionally rare item, to the point where there is only one in the universe. Placing this in any home will increase Environment score by 20, as well as constantly apply Happiness and Awesome buffs on all residents!
And finally we have the Promised Whittaker's. In both Tea of Green and Pure Darkness variants, these chocolate treats completely fill hunger and add a Happiness buff :3
Thank you Plaid for sending all this awesome stuff, sorry for my shitty photos >_< All in all I was very pleased with this exchange and would like to do more of this shit, so hit me up people :P
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