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[09:38] <Seiga> I requested an ass several minutes to an hour ago and I haven't received any service schaz
[09:38] <Schazer> ain't no surgery like emergency surgery
[09:38] <Schazer> Seiga would you like to speak to the manager
[09:38] * Flaaffy sits on Seiga's face.
[09:38] <DragonFogel> Perhaps the real ass was the friends you made along the way.
[09:38] <Schazer> Fogel, rude
[09:40] <Schazer> lemme go and fetch the manager
[09:40] * Schazer (Schazer@211.9.101.80) has left #eagletime
[09:40] * TheManager (Schazer@211.9.101.80) has joined #eagletime
[09:40] <TheManager> good afternoon, sir
[09:41] <TheManager> my wait staff informed me you've been waiting over an hour for the ass you ordered?
[09:41] * PickYerPoison is now known as PYP|AFK
[09:42] <Agenonthego> Obviously the solution is to put eight contestants into a battle to the death
[09:42] <Flaaffy> my ass is mightiest.
[09:43] <Seiga> I don't know how to add to this despite starting it in the first place ;-;
[09:43] <TheManager> Sir, I don't recall you working here
[09:43] <Solaris> you need to put your ass on the line!!!
[09:43] <Flaaffy> I'm freelance assmaster
[09:43] <Solaris> put your ass where your heart is
[09:43] <TheManager> Sir,
[09:44] <TheManager> our customers expect rigor and standards in the quality of ass handed to them in this establishment
[09:44] <Flaaffy> My ass is number one fantastic power yes
[09:44] <TheManager> I'm afraid I can't abide an unregistered, unverified ass on the premises
[09:44] <TheManager> I will need to ask you to leave, before I'm forced to alert the authorities
[09:44] <Flaaffy> I don't need a license to twerk here
[09:45] <TheManager> um, yes you do
[09:45] <Sai> Did someone say unlicensed twerking? This is a grave offense. My law offices shall file a felony report.
[09:45] <Sai> A felony complaint*
[09:45] <TheManager> as positively callipygian as your ass may be, I have a business to run
[09:45] <Flaaffy> My only crime is being too hot
[09:46] * PYP|AFK is now known as PickYerPoison
[09:46] <PickYerPoison> nm i'm eating up here
[09:46] <TheManager> Sir I hate to damage quality goods, but unless you go through the proper channels and seek employment here I am not afraid to kick your delinquent ass to the curb
[09:47] <Atosen> Couldn't bear to miss the show, PYP?
[09:47] <PickYerPoison> how could i stand to??
[09:47] <PickYerPoison> this much twerking, in /my/ irc?
[09:47] <Mamylon> Marvel leaks promising "a female Star-Lord" coming up in the bad Guardians of the Galaxy comic
[09:47] <TheManager> Sir, please leave forthwith, you are causing a scene
[09:47] <TheManager> and I have a customer to attend to
[09:48] <Mamylon> (it's probably Kitty Pryde)
[09:48] <Jacquerel> I hate to butt in but it's probably about time i went to bed, good night folks