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 Agenternet storytime!
<Agenternet> here's a little story, children
<Agenternet> once upon a time there was a dude. He was a pretty cool dude with some big ideas!
 Atosen sits cross-legged and looks up at Teacher Agen attentively.
<Agenternet> He knew that methane was a greenhouse gas, so he decided to try and lower those emissions too, as well as carbon.
<Agenternet> Now normally, you'd all turn your heads to look at the nearest cow at this point, but this dude lived in the outback, where even though there are a lot of cows there are even more kangaroos!
 Flaaffy raises his hand
<Agenternet> yes myon?
<Flaaffy> CAN I GO POTTY
 Agenternet hands myon a hall pass
 Flaaffy runs off
<Agenternet> so this dude invented an ingenious device that you could put on a kangaroo, and it would absorb all the methane and let it be piped off later to use as fuel.
<Agenternet> He built a successful business on it, and became moderately wealthy.
<Agenternet> But alas, disaster struck when he attempted to diversify into managing the herds of cows that australia bred for beef.
<Agenternet> And eventually, the beef barons drove him out of business.
<Agenternet> In the end
<Agenternet> his whole business was roo wind.
<Agenternet> I'M NOT SORRY
 Flaaffy suplexes Agen.