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The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 03:48 AM
What the heck is up kiddos and cadets? It's ya bizzity boi BB and I'm biggity back with some more dumb shit. You may remember me from such sicknasty adventures as Linearity is Stupid, Colored Castles (which no longer exist), and the short-lived Kings and Kernelsprites hosted right here on Eagle Time.
If you don't remember me then get ready to be schooled homesnipe cause I'm finna drop some content so hot you'll think I'm a new microwave whose intensity you haven't quite gotten used to yet so you keep over-budgeting the time by 30 seconds or so and ending up with a sizzling pile of inedible garbage.
Batten down your asses for
# # # The Plot Keeps Thickening # # #
You see the picture. You know how this goes. Do I gotta tell you what's going on? No. You're a smart cookie and I ain't gotta hold your hand. Do what you do best. I believe in you.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 03:52 AM
> Hmm I suppose doing a maintenance job on this machine is the reason why you were hired. You were also given a wrench. START FIXING IT BUD!
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 04:00 AM
Oh fuck, I forgot about Linearity is Stupid, that was great.
> Immediately begin ripping the pipe off the wall with your hands.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 04:09 AM
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>FIX MACHINE with WRENCH
The BLUE COLLAR WORKER immediately goes to work employing the tools at his disposal to correct the issue they were contracted to solve.
The MACHINE responds by extruding a pipe that turns to face the floor. A viscous black liquid drips from it. The PLOT thickens.
A character on fire WOULDN'T say "I am cold."
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 04:13 AM
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> Attempt to thin it by pouring some water into viscous black liquid
...I'm no plumber, but I don't think a boiler should be leaking oil. I don't think it should have oil in it to begin with. Hopefully our hero carries a fire extinguisher.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 04:28 AM
>TEAR DOWN_PIPE from MACHINE
The WORKER stands in a position of leverage and, with a great heave, yanks the stumpy pipe from the machine. Ichor gushes forth from the breach.
The sludge quickly begins coating the floor.
The WORKER's left SHOE gains the STICKY property.
The PLOT thickens, as does the liquid.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 04:32 AM
> AHHH! STOP IT! Do something quick, before one of the other workers spot this and report you to the BIG BOSS!
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 04:37 AM
>POUR WATER into ICHOR
You only have a(n) DOWN_PIPE, WRENCH.
Also there is a(n) DOOR, MACHINE, ICHOR.
>DO SOMETHING
Which thing?
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 04:41 AM
>Break the damn machine with your tools alredy, you coward.
>BREAK DOWN BREAK DOWN!
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 04:48 AM
> Clean the sludge away! Try to use your shirt and fused it with the wrench to create a mop
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 05:17 AM
> Attempt to stick your foot in the hole to stop the flow
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 05:35 AM
>stick the wrench in the hole. problem solved
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 05:39 AM
>...Is the door unlocked? No, ah. no particular reason for asking. Purely curiosity, not suspicious or anything. Yes.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 06:20 AM
> Try drinking some of it
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 08:14 AM
pull more pipes out because you can
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 10:24 AM
>Time to take your lunch break. Someone else will sort this out.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 11:20 AM
PUT THE PIPE BACK PUT THE PIPE BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 12:23 PM
>FIX THE MACHINE WITH WRENCH AGAIN.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-15-2018, 08:42 PM
Tell the sludge to KICK IT. Taking up the floor is UNRADICAL
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-16-2018, 08:05 AM
> Ah you are trapped oh boy... Begin to panic like a crazy monkey!
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-16-2018, 08:07 AM
>Collect some of the ichor in your hat. You might need it to THICKEN some PLOTS later.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-16-2018, 07:55 PM
scream, but just a lil
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-16-2018, 08:43 PM
>eat the thick plot, the goo.
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RE: The Plot Keeps Thickening
07-16-2018, 10:38 PM
>Change your mind, not destroying that machine with your wrench was a mistake and you should finish the job
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