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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
02-23-2013, 12:51 AM
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He blinked out of existence.
The dog, exhibiting dog-like intelligence, ate the bar again.
This time, he ran from the half-eaten bar.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
02-23-2013, 12:52 AM
Okay, ten minutes to go, two of our players aren't here.
So what we're going to do is make a kill where it's unclear which of them died and then if either of them posts next round, that player's still in.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
02-23-2013, 12:58 AM
ATTEMPT TO BEFRIEND CANINE LEADS TO BIT HAND, CHOCOLATE IN BLOODSTREAM
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
02-23-2013, 12:59 AM
Godzilla ate the bar. The establishment, I mean. Which contained the bar.
Either way, d'Artagnan was now Godzilla and some people died.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 01:01 AM
"Okay, new round," said the Bird. "Everything here is made of spinach."
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 01:06 AM
His mind was full of fuck. He was a dog, some white blood cells, and Godzilla.
G wonders what happened
D just eats everything
C floats
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round One: A Bar)
02-23-2013, 01:10 AM
EDITORIAL: Woe, us, the mortal folly what brings the lizard king to this land of leaves.
REPORTER RECEIVES DAILY SUPPLY OF B9, NIHLISM
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 01:17 AM
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Okay. I become whoever eats that candy bar.
But now it's in this big lizard body.
... Is that vomit?
Leaves flew as a cool car drove.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 01:24 AM
SPINACH ARMORY ATTACKS BEHEMOTH WITH SOGGY WEAPONRY.
REPORTER ASSUMED ACCOMPLICE, ARRESTED
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 01:34 AM
"That's my brother, let him go!"
Cells: we gotta bust out. let's raise hell.
REPORTER SAVED, FEELING ILL
Godzilla tries to speak, roars.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 01:47 AM
Okay, round's nearing an end, only two people have posted...
Do whatever you want, I guess.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 01:51 AM
STUDY REVEALS SPINACH PEOPLE FRAGILE, EDIBLE
PJ SHOT POINT-BLANK, SURVIVES, NOW MOSTLY GREEN
RIGHT HAND ODDLY TALENTED WITH LEAFY RAPIER
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SpoilerMaybe, to account for time zones, we could have Agent and Bigro (and cyber?) duke it out at a time that they're all on, then we compare the two groups and eliminate based off of that.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 01:57 AM
CLOCK finally arrived.
"Shit. God damn it. I missed two whole rounds? This is bullshit."
Within an hour, CLOCK ceased to exist.
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SpoilerI dunno, I guess btp writes the other deathpost?
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 02:00 AM
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SpoilerMy overall thoughts are that this isn't working out all that well, but it's not scheduled to be very long, so we can basically do whatever and then take another crack at this.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 02:03 AM
REPORTER BEFRIENDS, CLIMBS LIZARD
GODZILLA FLAME DESTROYS SPINACH LAND. 1 IN 4 PERISH.
Well I had fun! Looking forward to tomorrow. I suggest Agent and bigro post in here as they please in the meantime. What were their characters up to all that time?
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Two: Spinachland)
02-23-2013, 02:17 AM
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CLOCK was in fact existing without ever having posted. However, now that a post was made, CLOCK ceased to exist in an hour.
OR WOULD IT?
Yes.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 12:26 AM
"I guess this is the last round. Welcome to my tree. Now I'm heading to my nest to take a nap. Wake me up when one of you wins."
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 12:33 AM
Godzilla and the dog fell out of the tree into the existential ground. RIP, dog.
REPORTER SNEEZES ON SQUIRREL BY ACCIDENT
This is dumb.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 12:54 AM
SQUIRREL REVEALS HIDDEN TREASURE TROVE OF NUTS, DANCE MUSIC
MYSTERIOUS "PLAY" BUTTON FOUND, REPORTER PRESSES
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 01:05 AM
Godzilla's dancing caused many innocent adorable creatures to fall out of their homes.
"Hey, tone it down, will ya? I'm trying to sleep!"
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 01:11 AM
GODZILLA VAPORIZED BY IRATE OMNIPRESENT BIRD. CANDY-ASH ABSORBED INTO GROUND
REPORTER LIVES IN TREE 10 YEARS. TREE ABSORBS SOIL, GROWS.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 01:16 AM
A mysterious fruit grew.
It was dark brown and oblong.
Then, it fell.
Other fruits followed suit.
Squirrels ate them all.
He was God.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 01:23 AM
REPORT: DAY 3720, CRITTERS ARE RESTLESS, THEY DO NOT DANCE LIKE THEY USED TO, PJ IS WORRIED
REPORT: DAY 3722, THEY ARE BUILDING SOMETHING.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 01:27 AM
Slowly, his empire grew.
They were carefully wrapping the strange fruits in leaves, and shipping them via sparrows to other trees.
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RE: Grand Tweet III (Round Three: Big Tree)
02-24-2013, 01:31 AM
Okay, I'm giving you guys an extension, because I don't feel able to make a call on the winner right now. Also I haven't had my full attention on this.
Round is over at 7 PM my time, roughly half an hour from now.
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