The difference between an Onion and a Viola:

OGERS ARE [b][b]NOT[/b] LIKE VIOLAS!!![/b]

you can eat a viola raw?

violas have layers

Violas are a wonderful instrument that no modern composer has any idea how to read their clef, let alone write music for them. Hence, the majority of today's music features them as either a third violin part (as evidenced by frequent shifting onto the non-existent E string) or as an instrument seemingly incapable of playing more than one note (as evidenced by there being ONE FREAKING NOTE).

if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola

if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola

You mean a useful one.

Used soil-ful

if you try to peel a viola, cut it into pieces and fry it, you get mcdonald's fries. So please, choose your ingredients carefully.

if you try to peel a viola, cut it into pieces and fry it, you get mcdonald's fries. So please, choose your ingredients carefully.

It turns out we've been peeling the wrong fruit this whole time

i heard if u plant a viola it grows into a magic money tree from which wealth creators spring forth like venus

if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola

You mean a useful one.

:hichico:

Proper way to play the viola:
Destroy the viola in a way that gets their player to elicit a screech or painful cry in just the right way. Like using a canin as a musical instrument

Ways an onion and a viola are similar:
- if you dice them someone will be crying