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The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - Reyweld - 06-25-2017

OGERS ARE [b][b]NOT[/b] LIKE VIOLAS!!![/b]


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - a52 - 06-25-2017

you can eat a viola raw?


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - ICan'tGiveCredit - 06-25-2017

violas have layers


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - Kíeros - 06-27-2017

Violas are a wonderful instrument that no modern composer has any idea how to read their clef, let alone write music for them. Hence, the majority of today's music features them as either a third violin part (as evidenced by frequent shifting onto the non-existent E string) or as an instrument seemingly incapable of playing more than one note (as evidenced by there being ONE FREAKING NOTE).


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - Schazer - 06-27-2017

if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - a52 - 06-27-2017

(06-27-2017, 04:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: »if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola

You mean a useful one.


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - Schazer - 06-27-2017

Used soil-ful


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - ICan'tGiveCredit - 06-27-2017

if you try to peel a viola, cut it into pieces and fry it, you get mcdonald's fries. So please, choose your ingredients carefully.


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - Schazer - 06-27-2017

(06-27-2017, 05:20 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »if you try to peel a viola, cut it into pieces and fry it, you get mcdonald's fries. So please, choose your ingredients carefully.

It turns out we've been peeling the wrong fruit this whole time


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - Dalmationer - 06-27-2017

i heard if u plant a viola it grows into a magic money tree from which wealth creators spring forth like venus


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - Kíeros - 06-27-2017

(06-27-2017, 04:56 AM)a52 Wrote: »
(06-27-2017, 04:09 AM)Schazer Wrote: »if you bury a viola in dirt you probably just get a ruined viola
You mean a useful one.
:hichico:


RE: The difference between an Onion and a Viola: - LoverIan - 06-28-2017

Proper way to play the viola:
Destroy the viola in a way that gets their player to elicit a screech or painful cry in just the right way. Like using a canin as a musical instrument

Ways an onion and a viola are similar:
- if you dice them someone will be crying