RE: The Shop
04-24-2017, 04:59 PM
>Inspect what lies beyond the gate.
Don't look at me. I'm just as confused by the bear as you people are...
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RE: The Shop
04-24-2017, 04:59 PM
>Inspect what lies beyond the gate.
Don't look at me. I'm just as confused by the bear as you people are...
RE: The Shop
04-25-2017, 02:25 AM
Quote:>Inspect what lies beyond the gate. Beyond the gate, you see a string of buildings and roads all made of stone. Some of these infrastructures stand taller than others, perhaps homes to those of higher standing. The streets are quiet, however in the distance, you can hear the echoes of voices and music. Quote:Kidnap the gatekeeper Gatekeep has (involuntarily) joined the party. Quote:yes, let's run away into the woods. we can't just roll over and LET the shop lady control us Quote:> S U P E R J U M P ... You land in the middle of the Thick Thicket. A creature appears!
RE: The Shop
04-25-2017, 02:54 AM
>Inform the creature that you are on official buisiness and that it must step aside.
Or >Music soothes the savage beast.
RE: The Shop
04-25-2017, 03:19 AM
> Distract the creature with your EXCELLENT TAP-DANCING SKILLS!!
RE: The Shop
04-25-2017, 03:31 AM
(04-25-2017, 03:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Throw a sax at it Blare nightcore REALLY LOUD to scare it off, and this
RE: The Shop
04-25-2017, 04:03 AM
(04-25-2017, 03:31 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Throw a sax at it yes
RE: The Shop
04-25-2017, 04:08 AM
(04-25-2017, 04:03 AM)Myeth Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:31 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Throw a sax at it THIS. A MILLION TIMES THIS
RE: The Shop
04-25-2017, 04:33 AM
(This post was last modified: 04-25-2017, 06:08 AM by Tuesbirdy.)
(04-25-2017, 04:08 AM)SC Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 04:03 AM)Myeth Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:31 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-25-2017, 03:27 AM)Justice Watch Wrote: »Throw a sax at it OHHH THIS IS IT BOYS, THIS IS WAR WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR W H Y . D O N ' T . W E . F L I N G . A . S A X . A L R E A D Y
RE: The Shop
04-26-2017, 09:23 AM
Quote:> Distract the creature with your EXCELLENT TAP-DANCING SKILLS!!™ In order to tap dance, you are required to have dancing shoes equipped.
Quote:>Music soothes the savage beast. ... Quote:Throw a sax at it Quote:> Also hug the creature. They look cute.
RE: The Shop
04-26-2017, 09:25 AM
> NO HUGS NO HUGS
> OPPOSITE DIRECTION, HOPE THE GATEKEEP GETS EATEN INSTEAD OF YOU > SOME NIGHTS, I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE
RE: The Shop
04-26-2017, 09:30 AM
Get eaten and make the shopkeeper come rescue you
peace to the unsung peace to the martyrs | i'm johnny rotten appleseed
clouds is shaky love | broke as hell but i got a bunch of ringtones eyes blood red bruise aubergine | Sue took something now Sue doesn't sleep | saint average, day in the life of woke up in the noon smelling doom and death | out the house, great outdoors staying warm in arctic blizzard | that's my battle 'til I get inanimate | still up in the same clothes living like a gameshow
RE: The Shop
04-26-2017, 06:37 PM
>Teach this creature who's boss by giving it the cold shoulder. Go back to the task at hand content in the knowledge you put this beast in its place.
RE: The Shop
04-26-2017, 07:05 PM
(This post was last modified: 04-26-2017, 07:29 PM by Kowlb.)
Quote:Slap fight. You leap up and slap the creature, leaving a mark it won't soon forget. Quote:> OPPOSITE DIRECTION, HOPE THE GATEKEEP GETS EATEN INSTEAD OF YOU Quote:>Sacrafice the gatekeeper to the monster, lol. Your message delivered, you leave the Gatekeep alone to deal with the rest. Gatekeep has left the party. Quote:>Teach this creature who's boss by giving it the cold shoulder. Go back to the task at hand content in the knowledge you put this beast in its place.
You leave the sounds of screams and violence behind you.
After wandering aimlessly for a short while, you eventually find your way back to the front gates...
RE: The Shop
04-26-2017, 07:08 PM
Damn, undead made us one cold mother lover
> through the gates
RE: The Shop
04-26-2017, 09:26 PM
>Wheel on through and explain to everyone you pass that the gatekeeper abandoned his post and is neglecting his duties.
RE: The Shop
04-27-2017, 01:00 AM
> SUPERSPEED. SPEEDRUN THE REST OF THE MISSION. GET STREET CRED FROM THE E-STREAMING COMMUNITY BY DOING SO
RE: The Shop
04-27-2017, 01:03 AM
I feel like our karma meter is already way in the red lmao
>Be inconspicuous, check out the locals
RE: The Shop
04-27-2017, 03:17 AM
(04-27-2017, 02:33 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »>go back and save that lil guy, he's super plus cute! I don't think there's anything left to save... I mean, he was adorable, but something that small definitely didn't last long enough for us to go all the way back and save him
RE: The Shop
04-27-2017, 04:33 AM
(04-27-2017, 03:17 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »(04-27-2017, 02:33 AM)Reyweld Wrote: »>go back and save that lil guy, he's super plus cute! Get what's leftover. Or gut the monster and fish the gatekeeper out. |
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