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08-03-2016, 12:40 AM
recorders that make rattlesnake noises
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08-03-2016, 12:47 AM
a new car
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08-03-2016, 01:08 AM
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08-03-2016, 01:09 AM
A device that detects when Past-Schazer already made the joke you want to make in a thread
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08-03-2016, 01:15 AM
(08-03-2016, 01:09 AM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »A device that detects when Past-Schazer already made the joke you want to make in a thread

I scrolled through this thread wondering "shit did I make the previous joke already" so I could definitely use one of these

An eye implant that lets you read and process entire web pages with a single click
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08-03-2016, 01:43 AM
A scoring system for tennis which makes sense.
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08-03-2016, 02:03 AM
the best swear word
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08-03-2016, 02:03 AM
a laptop that isn't an utter piece of shit, i mean honestly
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08-03-2016, 02:14 AM
bears wearing wards
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08-03-2016, 02:15 AM
bears wearing beards
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08-03-2016, 02:18 AM
garbanzo bean, wielding wand. Shoots those fuckin limas
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08-03-2016, 02:57 AM (This post was last modified: 08-03-2016, 02:57 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
stuffed crust pizza, arsenic variety, contains 100% of your daily recommended value of arsenic
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08-03-2016, 03:55 AM
square bagels
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08-03-2016, 03:58 AM
A trash can that throws the trash back in your face if you try to over fill it.
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08-03-2016, 04:03 AM
An excuse to say "Autumnal galoshes" out loud.
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08-03-2016, 04:28 AM
Clothing that adjusts to fit the person wearing it (as intended by the product). So a loose hoody would grow or shrink to be a one-size-is-loose-on-all, a pair of tight jeans would always be *just* the right amount of tightness that perfectly balances style and being able to move.
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08-03-2016, 04:31 AM
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08-03-2016, 04:32 AM
(08-03-2016, 04:30 AM)Wheat Wrote: »pair of ass jeans, which highlight my damn juicy ass

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08-03-2016, 04:36 AM

canned juice
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08-03-2016, 04:43 AM
"juice" for with your "bread"
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08-03-2016, 05:18 AM
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08-03-2016, 05:29 AM
The number 14
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08-03-2016, 05:29 AM
beach boys, but without all that barbara ann cr*p
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08-03-2016, 05:48 PM
A receipt that shows the information for whatever purchase you want, so you never have to worry about if you should keep them.
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08-03-2016, 06:13 PM
Eggs filled with stew
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