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The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-11-2012, 11:48 PM
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reboot contest
You are the Obsidian Striker!
You're on your way to visit your girlfriend, The Rooftop Queen.
Maybe you ought to get her a gift.
What shall you do?
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-12-2012, 12:08 AM
>Check out what building you're on, maybe there's something good in there.
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-12-2012, 12:30 AM
Ahhh! I love this one!
okay, uhm..
> break into a jewelry store, you villain you,
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-12-2012, 03:32 AM
Give her a building!
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-12-2012, 10:48 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-12-2012, 10:48 PM by Crowstone.)
(07-12-2012, 12:08 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Check out what building you're on, maybe there's something good in there.
Nope, completely deserted and empty...
...Which means no one is going to miss it!
(07-12-2012, 03:32 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Give her a building!
Who is this guy?
(07-12-2012, 12:30 AM)TheBoyd Wrote: »> break into a jewelry store, you villain you,
Seriously who is this guy and what is his problem.
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-12-2012, 10:55 PM
(This post was last modified: 07-13-2012, 02:35 AM by Dragon Fogel.)
>Be in awe of his throwing technique.
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-13-2012, 02:09 AM
Um...did you just drop a building?
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-13-2012, 02:29 AM
might as well take some nice rocks while you're in there.
oh and:
this guy is Obsidian Spiker
His problem is generic rivalry
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-13-2012, 02:32 AM
Some jerk threw you into a building? Throw a building at that jerk!
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-14-2012, 12:18 AM
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(07-12-2012, 10:55 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Be in awe of his throwing technique.
Nah, it wasn't that amazing. I can do better.
(07-13-2012, 02:32 AM)Loather Wrote: »Some jerk threw you into a building? Throw a building at that jerk!
I can throw whole buildings! Er, but what happened to the one i was holding...
(07-13-2012, 02:09 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Um...did you just drop a building?
I guess that's taken care of then
Unless his fingertips have special powers or something.
(07-13-2012, 02:29 AM)TheBoyd Wrote: »might as well take some nice rocks while you're in there.
Yes let's browse the selection-
Oh my god obsidian i love obsidian obsidian is the best oh my god i love it
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-14-2012, 12:22 AM
>But is it the Rooftop Queen's favorite?
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-14-2012, 12:36 AM
Just take it without a second thought. I'm sure your girlfriend will appreciate a shiny black rock.
Completely sure.
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-14-2012, 12:56 AM
Out of curiosity, how long have you been dating?
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-14-2012, 05:50 AM
Take it for yourself!
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-14-2012, 10:08 AM
Take that shit and run like hell. The cops have to be on their way by now.
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-14-2012, 08:06 PM
(07-14-2012, 12:56 AM)btp Wrote: »Out of curiosity, how long have you been dating?
Three years.
(07-14-2012, 05:50 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Take it for yourself!
You spend the rest of the night devouring the delicious rock.
*burp*
"Hey... are you going to pay for that?"
Oh is it morning already?
OH CRAP YOU FORGOT ABOUT YOUR DATE
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-14-2012, 08:28 PM
>This calls for a special make-up gift. Give her a hostage of her very own! Namely, that jerk of a shopkeeper who expects you to pay for things.
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-15-2012, 05:13 AM
> Go back to sleep. It'll make digesting easier.
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-15-2012, 12:13 PM
Devour him!
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RE: The Rooftop Queen (reboot contest)
07-16-2012, 06:29 AM
Shopkeep> Did you install a claw-shaped sprinkler system recently?