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Crowstone · 07-11-2012, 11:48 PM

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reboot contest

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You are the Obsidian Striker!
You're on your way to visit your girlfriend, The Rooftop Queen.
Maybe you ought to get her a gift.
What shall you do?
>_

Dragon Fogel · 07-12-2012, 12:08 AM

>Check out what building you're on, maybe there's something good in there.

TheBoyd · 07-12-2012, 12:30 AM

Ahhh! I love this one!

okay, uhm..

> break into a jewelry store, you villain you,

AgentBlue · 07-12-2012, 03:32 AM

Give her a building!

Crowstone · 07-12-2012, 10:48 PM

(07-12-2012, 12:08 AM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Check out what building you're on, maybe there's something good in there.

Nope, completely deserted and empty...
...Which means no one is going to miss it!

(07-12-2012, 03:32 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Give her a building!

Who is this guy?

(07-12-2012, 12:30 AM)TheBoyd Wrote: »> break into a jewelry store, you villain you,

Seriously who is this guy and what is his problem.
>_

Dragon Fogel · 07-12-2012, 10:55 PM

>Be in awe of his throwing technique.

AgentBlue · 07-13-2012, 02:09 AM

Um...did you just drop a building?

TheBoyd · 07-13-2012, 02:29 AM

might as well take some nice rocks while you're in there.

oh and:

this guy is Obsidian Spiker
His problem is generic rivalry

~~Loather~~ · 07-13-2012, 02:32 AM

Some jerk threw you into a building? Throw a building at that jerk!

Crowstone · 07-14-2012, 12:18 AM

(07-12-2012, 10:55 PM)Dragon Fogel Wrote: »>Be in awe of his throwing technique.

Nah, it wasn't that amazing. I can do better.

(07-13-2012, 02:32 AM)Loather Wrote: »Some jerk threw you into a building? Throw a building at that jerk!

I can throw whole buildings! Er, but what happened to the one i was holding...

(07-13-2012, 02:09 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Um...did you just drop a building?

I guess that's taken care of then
Unless his fingertips have special powers or something.

(07-13-2012, 02:29 AM)TheBoyd Wrote: »might as well take some nice rocks while you're in there.

Yes let's browse the selection-

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Oh my god obsidian i love obsidian obsidian is the best oh my god i love it

>_

Dragon Fogel · 07-14-2012, 12:22 AM

>But is it the Rooftop Queen's favorite?

Anomaly · 07-14-2012, 12:36 AM

Just take it without a second thought. I'm sure your girlfriend will appreciate a shiny black rock.

Completely sure.

**btp** · 07-14-2012, 12:56 AM

Out of curiosity, how long have you been dating?

AgentBlue · 07-14-2012, 05:50 AM

Take it for yourself!

sdegenko · 07-14-2012, 10:08 AM

Take that shit and run like hell. The cops have to be on their way by now.

Crowstone · 07-14-2012, 08:06 PM

(07-14-2012, 12:56 AM)btp Wrote: »Out of curiosity, how long have you been dating?

Three years.

(07-14-2012, 05:50 AM)AgentBlue Wrote: »Take it for yourself!

You spend the rest of the night devouring the delicious rock.

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*burp*
"Hey... are you going to pay for that?"
Oh is it morning already?

OH CRAP YOU FORGOT ABOUT YOUR DATE
>_

Dragon Fogel · 07-14-2012, 08:28 PM

>This calls for a special make-up gift. Give her a hostage of her very own! Namely, that jerk of a shopkeeper who expects you to pay for things.

TheBoyd · 07-15-2012, 05:13 AM

> Go back to sleep. It'll make digesting easier.

AgentBlue · 07-15-2012, 12:13 PM

Devour him!

**btp** · 07-16-2012, 06:29 AM

Shopkeep> Did you install a claw-shaped sprinkler system recently?