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05-20-2012, 05:20 AM
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This is probably going to get weird.
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You have school tomorrow, young man. Shouldn’t you be sleeping? Yes, he says. He knows that he should be sleeping, but he is unable to. The young man has a very unfortunate toothache. I am sure that everyone, at one point or another, has had a toothache. But no one, no one ever, has had a toothache quite this unfortunate. What makes this toothache so unfortunate is not the pain that keeps a growing young man up all night, nor is it the inconvenience of the dental appointment his parents will surely have to make. No, what makes this particular toothache so very unfortunate is the fact it is caused by demons.
Or just one demon. He isn’t quite sure.
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05-20-2012, 05:23 AM
Do a cavity search
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05-20-2012, 05:31 AM
>Have you talked to a priest about this?
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05-20-2012, 05:42 AM
But what makes him so certain that demons are involved? The ominous taste of sulphur and unaccountable satanic chanting?
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05-20-2012, 07:42 AM
Don't listen to the demon. He'll only make you doubt yourself.
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05-20-2012, 08:57 AM
Have you been approached by Morgan Freeman lately.
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05-20-2012, 05:23 PM
Which tooth? Extract it using the old twine-and-doorknob trick, then douse it in holy water and bury it.
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05-23-2012, 06:00 PM
Eat your pillow
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05-23-2012, 07:14 PM
Command your demon(s) into a bunch of pigs: aka bacon your problem away.