RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-17-2016, 06:36 PM
Exploded package is UN-IDEAL. More so exploded you! Let's open up the back and enter your employee ID
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Do You Feel Lucky?
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RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-17-2016, 06:36 PM
Exploded package is UN-IDEAL. More so exploded you! Let's open up the back and enter your employee ID
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RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-17-2016, 06:52 PM
Don't enter that code!!!
if the package explodes then all your assailants will not have anything to pursue you for anymore and you'll be able to get out alive!! just, get away from the imminent explosion
RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-17-2016, 07:06 PM
> Please tell me you remember the code you were given. I know it's some random string, which is why we write it down and then destroy it, so... whoops.
RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-17-2016, 11:18 PM
Code be 1 2 3 5
See way more high tech and harder to guess then 1 2 3 4.
RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-18-2016, 09:52 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-06-2017, 08:39 AM by AgentBlue.)
Courier Uplink Module Wrote:COURIER UPLINK LOST - Retrying in 5... -s - $(*&BC3rD: 0- ohshitohshitohsh - JHjd#$78*s - oh good. Back with me? (01-17-2016, 06:52 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »Don't enter that code!!! Yes, and then Medi新 would hunt me down and kill me. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow... scratch that, if this package is that important, then it'll definitely be tomorrow. Plus, my professional rep is on the line here! Who's going to hire a Courier who walked out on their clients' cargo? (01-17-2016, 06:36 PM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Exploded package is UN-IDEAL. More so exploded you! Let's open up the back and enter your employee ID This. This is a lot more sensible. (01-17-2016, 06:55 PM)Wheat Wrote: »Why haven't you secured your cargo in the proper bombproof travel safe? You should have one of those Uh, the whole van is bombproof? And it cost, too. I'm just a freelancer. I can't afford the kind of kit that the incorporated Couriers get :c OTTO Wrote:(01-17-2016, 07:06 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »> Please tell me you remember the code you were given. Hah, don't worry about it. That's not what I need you guys for. (01-17-2016, 11:18 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »Code be 1 2 3 5 Haha, what? This is obviously a biometr- oh. okay. "Get the heavy cannons in position!" Well, shit! "Attending courier, please enter job code to disarm package. Code failure detonation in thirty seconds. Twenty-nine..." Well, shit!! (01-17-2016, 07:06 PM)Kíeros Wrote: »> Please tell me you remember the code you were given. I know it's some random string, which is why we write it down and then destroy it, so... whoops. Please tell me you remember the code! You should know it, right? Somebody? (01-17-2016, 06:55 PM)Wheat Wrote: »Don't worry I've got the manual right here. Here's the code: "calm down friend" Okay. Okay. It'll take them ages to set those cannons up. And the van can take it, as long as this package doesn't explode on me. That means I need to access some files direct. And that means I won't be able to read you. Don't say anything important. I hope to hell this copy of the contract has the job code on it, or I am fucked as hell. Oh. Huh. Guess you guys were right after all. Courier Uplink Module Wrote:INCOMING MESSAGE Huh? Courier Uplink Module Wrote:FROM: Ben @ Medi新 Aw, how sweet of him. I don't even have the heart to tell him I sold that minigun for food money three months ago. All right, you guys still there? You get all that? ---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-19-2016, 04:04 AM
> Sure. Let's see just how horribl--I mean, how well you can handle it.
RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-22-2016, 09:34 PM
Hope the package is full of radioactive spiders cause the only way you're getting out of this is by gaining super powers.
RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
01-24-2016, 09:32 AM
>Heh, if this thing is six pay grades higher than what it was when you started, and you're authorized to use it.... well...
I don't know who the Dragonhead is, but I feel like that thing they gave you will help give these people outside ONE HELL OF A BAD TIME.
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RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
03-25-2016, 03:22 PM
(This post was last modified: 05-06-2017, 08:46 AM by AgentBlue.)
(01-22-2016, 05:24 AM)Wheat Wrote: »>Hi, Ash~ Hi? Maybe this isn't the best time? (01-24-2016, 09:32 AM)Si Fron Namasuke Wrote: »I don't know who the Dragonhead is, but I feel like that thing they gave you will help give these people outside ONE HELL OF A BAD TIME. You're not the only one! The Dragonhead is notoriously secretive, even in Daiwaan. But you're right, that doesn't matter. Medi新 has its iron grip for a reason. (01-22-2016, 09:34 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »Hope the package is full of radioactive spiders cause the only way you're getting out of this is by gaining super powers. Haha, don't be silly. Superheroes don't exist. (01-24-2016, 09:32 AM)Si Fron Namasuke Wrote: »>Heh, if this thing is six pay grades higher than what it was when you started, and you're authorized to use it.... well... Then again, the kind of things I've seen come out of technoceutical companies these days... I mean, they would technically be superpowers, right? "Heavy cannons, ready!" Right. Right. (01-18-2016, 09:55 PM)Sanzh Wrote: »lol you are fuuucked Not necessarily! OTTO Wrote:(01-18-2016, 09:56 PM)Crowstone Wrote: »Cool! Open the package and see what you got!Content Removed By user Smells like printed metal and binder goo. Also I really don't see how this is going to save my van. (01-19-2016, 01:34 AM)Whimbrel Wrote: »Time to start the field test (01-19-2016, 04:04 AM)Kíeros Wrote: »> Sure. Let's see just how horribl--I mean, how well you can handle it. ---- So very British / But then again | People are machines Machines are people | Oh hai there | There's no time ---- Superhero 1920s noir | Multigenre Half-Life | Changing the future | Command line interface Tu ventire felix? | Clockwork for eternity | Explosions in spacetime
RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
03-25-2016, 04:07 PM
You feel kind of sick. Is that what luck feels like?
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RE: Do You Feel Lucky?
03-25-2016, 05:37 PM
you must be pretty lucky that all those missed shots uncovered a tunnel that a supermole happened to be digging underneath you, creating an escape route!
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