Dracula

Types of Dracula:
- Vampire: Known to infiltrate & exploit human society, the vampire is a wily foe. Mortals can only slay this beast by driving a stake through it's heart..
- Damien: Followers of the Arch-Damien Baphomet, these monsters cannot be harmed. Beware their forked tongue.
- Flesh Wraith: The Flesh Wraith inhabits North American woods and forests, and is made of the very flesh it subsists on.. HUMAN flesh!
- AntiGod: Cruel-Hearted Lords of the Arch-Damiens.. Have vast, mysterious motives, and are the most powerful of the Dracula.
- Blood Damien: Hostile to all, including fellow Dracula. Can only be placated through a blood offering, and if you don't have blood, well, good luck..

If anyone finds additional information on Dracula, please post it here..

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This feels like a hawkspace thread.

That was my first reaction, but then I was like, the distinction is totally arbitrary anyway, so who cares? And then I thought that if this thread were in Hawkspace, some people would have missed out on this valuable, lifesaving Dracula information.

Which made me realize, my problem with the quotative like isn't its usage or newness, but that when written it forces a comma splice.

The public needs to know

I will attempt to quote Symphony of the Night's famous dialogue with Dracula from memory, if i make a mistake i am willing to accept any trial or face banishment.

- Die, Monster. You don't belong in this world!

- It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh... I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute.

- Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

- Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

- Man kind ill needs a savior such as you.

- What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!

I will attempt to quote Symphony of the Night's famous dialogue with Dracula from memory, if i make a mistake i am willing to accept any trial or face banishment.

- Die, Monster. You don't belong in this world!

- It was not by my hand that I'm once again given flesh... I was called here by humans, who wish to pay me tribute.

- Tribute? You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!

- Perhaps the same could be said of all religions...

- Man kind ill needs a savior such as you.

- What is a man? A miserable little pile of secrets. But enough talk, have at you!

Um, you forgot the portion where Dracula throws the wine glass at you, which kills you if you don't move out of the way.

What do you mean that was only in I Wanna Be The Guy that totally is what happens in the actual game.

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If Hawkspace was a quarantine zone, the government would be panicking right about now

Are you?

if you spell your name backwards there's always a chance that might spell dracula

Taehw, the dread vampire lord

if you drink 8 gallons of antifreeze and set your computer on fire, you can kinda make out "dracula" on the computer screen where agen's name is. I tested this. in my mind

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND WE SHOULD NOT STAND FOR IT

SMOKE BOMB!

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE AND WE SHOULD NOT STAND FOR IT

SMOKE BOMB!

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