The thread I'm submitting (subitting?) for Shutdown Showdown

*shows up 15 minutes late with Cherry Limeades from Sonic because I don't like Starbucks*

Y'know, you other threads claiming to be the one I'm submitting forgot one key thing.

POKÉMON

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Also insert the goo kitty, math, coding, weather, whatever else here. I know I could just copy that here, but that would be boring and not funny at all. And as we know, the key to Hawkspace is being hilarious.

This is my thread subission

This is y thread subission.

Are we still in a drea? How can we ever know what sort of universe we ight be tubling into?

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*sips chocolate milk*
It's sure fun seeing the other two threads arguing.