Clubs & Cokeheads

You are MORS-L TALENTZ. At least, that's who you told the record label executive type dude you were last night. You don't know why you said that!



To make a long story short, the guy saw an aspiring DJ in your drunken lie of an identity, and set you up with a big set at CLUB HUGG EM HARD. They even got a local radio station to broadcast the whole thing. You never thought a record label could set up something so elaborate for a newly signed artist, let alone a fake artist!

Yet here you are. You've been frozen with stage fright for two hours, and the whole club is starting to get mildly impatient with the whole deal. You better do something fast!

Play bass-heavy versions of trashy pop hits.

play every song at 50% speed so you have twice as long to flounder as you frantically search for the next track

play every song at 50% speed so you have twice as long to flounder as you frantically search for the next track

You have successfully ticked off ONE UNHAPPY RAVER! Potentially even more ravers, that are just too impolite to say anything. As a general rule, ravers are extremely polite and well mannered after all!

You aren't sure how long this extremely slow song thing can last. Well, twice as long as it could normally last, but... you know.

instead of music, play halloween sound effect cds and nothing else

DISS TRAX

Play care bear remixes, let's turn this into a real hugbox