Where to search for something I do not know

I need to go there but I don't know where and bring back a thing that I do not know what.

Here.

New Zealand

Under the couch

Here. Like, here here.

i once was lost, but now i'm found

Here.

Google is not a tangible place (their HQ does not count).

New Zealand

Under the couch

Somebody from New Zealand go look under their couch please and then mail me what you find. Make sure not to tell me what it is and to wrap it please. Otherwise the surprise would be ruined. PM/email me to get (a pizza-roll) more details.

Here. Like, here here.

Here, here is where exactly? You are going to need to be more specific and not be obtuse.

i once was lost, but now i'm found

I am glad that you got found again Chwoka, you are a priceless human being and deserve to live.

search in your heart of hearts and you will find that all along you never needed it

How do I do that?

Here. Like, here here.

Here, here is where exactly? You are going to need to be more specific and not be obtuse.

Right here. Like, the place you and I already are. Here.

We are in different places right now, I am in Sydney and you are in Kanadia. Where is this here?

not all who wander are lost

That's not very helpful.

We are in different places right now, I am in Sydney and you are in Kanadia. Where is this here?

(the internet)

The Jefferies tubes of the USS Enterprise.

Just trust in the heart of the cards.

We are in different places right now, I am in Sydney and you are in Kanadia. Where is this here?

(the internet)

The internet is not a physical location.

The Jefferies tubes of the USS Enterprise.

What....

Just trust in the heart of the cards.

Which cards?

I think whoever sent you off to get this thing is trying to subtly tell you they don't want you around

Yeah and I can't come back until I get the thing/s. : (

What do I do?

excise them from your life, start over

Grow huger than the Earth so you can be Here all the time. Problem solved.