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03-09-2016, 07:04 PM
You a cat. No, you THE cat.
What do you do?
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03-09-2016, 07:09 PM
Look at owner. Is owner worthy of being next to you?
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03-09-2016, 07:23 PM
hump leg. like DOG
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03-09-2016, 07:30 PM
Get you some of that people food
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03-09-2016, 10:49 PM
get in between the legs. annoy.
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03-09-2016, 11:35 PM
(03-09-2016, 07:09 PM)Gimeurcookie Wrote: »Look at owner. Is owner worthy of being next to you?
Owner next to you. Owner best thing in life other than owner's feet.
Sometimes owner gone for long time, but Cat sings vigil for human to return every time it leaves. Sometimes for hours.
Haz not failed yet.
HI OWNER. HI OWNER. HIIIIIII.
Owner has noticed you- Cat!!! It makes noises at you, what does it want?
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03-10-2016, 12:18 AM
What is high up? Making hissy noises! It must be a rival cat, devour it
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03-10-2016, 12:32 AM
It wants to know how your day was, you can tell because owner is making the squeaky happy noise as oppose to the low anger noise.
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03-10-2016, 01:13 AM
(This post was last modified: 03-10-2016, 03:17 AM by ICan'tGiveCredit.)
It wants a dead bird... to make nice and warm.
For you!
see that's why you smell hot meat. go get berd
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03-10-2016, 02:00 AM
(03-10-2016, 01:13 AM)ICantGiveCredit Wrote: »It wants a dead bird... to cook.
For you!
see that's why you smell meat cooking. go get berd
What is 'cooking'?
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03-10-2016, 03:17 AM
wait wait. edited
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03-10-2016, 03:26 AM
It wants you to jump up
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03-11-2016, 04:29 AM
CONSUME OWNER BECOME STRONG
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03-11-2016, 04:36 AM
> Give smell.