BUSINESS.

You are... so and so... and you work for... so and so... uuuuuh...
Wait, what are you saying again?

>COMPANY NAME:
>JOB:
>CHARACTER NAME:

>Bobs Bombastic Bungalo Bundles
>Bungalo Bundler
>Bob

Ah yes, The BIG BUNGALO BUNDLER of BOBS BOMBASTIC BUNGALO BUNDLES!

You've better get to work, a big BUNGALO RUSH is coming this season!

>Bungle down and work or party hard?
>Or just do something else competely different?

Bungle the Bundling of Bungalos, Besmirching your Brand. Before Bungling the Bunding of Bungalos, Bemuse yourself By Bending a Banana.

You bundle the bungalos, therefore besmirching your brand while at the same time bending a banana.

This will surely save your beatering baddadling band from circling the drain

>_

Okay NOW you can party. >MUST PARTY<. COMPANY MANDATED PARTY FOR >3< MINUTES. YOU ARE NOT MIRTHFUL ENOUGH. EXTEND YOUR GRASPING LIMBS INTO THE AIR AND DRIFT THEM FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU LACK DISCERNIBLE WORRIES.

Okay NOW you can party. >MUST PARTY<. COMPANY MANDATED PARTY FOR >3< MINUTES. YOU ARE NOT MIRTHFUL ENOUGH. EXTEND YOUR GRASPING LIMBS INTO THE AIR AND DRIFT THEM FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU LACK DISCERNIBLE WORRIES.

This is stupid!

>_

Call your wife and warn her you may be home late

Call your wife and warn her you may be home late

You inform your sweet soonin' but hysterical dame that you may be home late because tonight you're cracking in the blackjack on some cold unsuspecting skulls.

>_

Gently caress the photo of her you keep on your desk

Gently caress the photo of her you keep on your desk

You wonder how that nervous broad puts up with your antics and skull cracking. You love her even more than cracking one a few cold bones with the boys.

>_

check your skull crackery tally; how many skulls have you cracked in the past week

check your skull crackery tally; how many skulls have you cracked in the past week

15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.

>_

why do you need a desk job you could probably make a killing (ha!) off cracking skulls alone

why do you need a desk job you could probably make a killing (ha!) off cracking skulls alone

You do kill 36500 people a year, and make a shit ton of money from that, but according to your financial skill you could maximize profits 4th fold if you also worked at a desk job.

>_

Better do some work then

Better do some work then

Speaking of:

Sir, a murphy Ajarakrakrjar is here for you.

>_

15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.

36500 a year

umm.
there aren't 6.6 days in a week, and there aren't 365 weeks in a year. looks like you need to go back to college.

15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.

36500 a year

umm.
there aren't 6.6 days in a week, and there aren't 365 weeks in a year. looks like you need to go back to college.

Rounded, you doofus!

And im referring to days, dummy!

36500 times 7 = 25550, I know that! Just assume its a big number, mr Time Wizard!



>_

Ok whatever, send him in.


MR. BOB!


>_

>Plaeas go away

>oh joy. what does accounting want this time

>Plaeas go away

>oh joy. what does accounting want this time



MR BOB, YOU HAVE A DEBT OVERDUE TO ME! YOU SCRAMBLING HECKBOY... YOU OWE ME

100 SOULS!!!!!

100 SOULS!!! THATS LIKE... 2 TEXTBOOKS OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW JUST GET ME 100 SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




>SIGN THE PACT; OR BEAT HIM UP?

Fuck him up and give his soul to someone else

Fuck him up

You shoot him in the h-

Oh wait no, you die.



>try again?

>Reload save. Pay em in old telephone books, cunningly relabeled T-Books

>Reload save. Pay em in old telephone books, cunningly relabeled T-Books

You have no saves dummy, you were too busy with yelling at me about algebra and tallying your skulls! This took place before 2008.

>Try again?