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BUSINESS. - Printable Version +- Eagle Time (https://eagle-time.org) +-- Forum: Archive (https://eagle-time.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=25) +--- Forum: Adventures and Games (https://eagle-time.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=30) +---- Forum: Forum Adventures (https://eagle-time.org/forumdisplay.php?fid=31) +---- Thread: BUSINESS. (/showthread.php?tid=2411) |
BUSINESS. - wyatt - 06-17-2017 ![]() You are... so and so... and you work for... so and so... uuuuuh... Wait, what are you saying again? >COMPANY NAME: >JOB: >CHARACTER NAME: RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017 (06-17-2017, 03:03 PM)bigro Wrote: »>Bobs Bombastic Bungalo Bundles ![]() Ah yes, The BIG BUNGALO BUNDLER of BOBS BOMBASTIC BUNGALO BUNDLES! You've better get to work, a big BUNGALO RUSH is coming this season! >Bungle down and work or party hard? >Or just do something else competely different? RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017 (06-17-2017, 03:21 PM)bigro Wrote: »Bungle the Bundling of Bungalos, Besmirching your Brand. Before Bungling the Bunding of Bungalos, Bemuse yourself By Bending a Banana. ![]() You bundle the bungalos, therefore besmirching your brand while at the same time bending a banana. This will surely save your beatering baddadling band from circling the drain >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - NotABear - 06-17-2017 Okay NOW you can party. >MUST PARTY<. COMPANY MANDATED PARTY FOR >3< MINUTES. YOU ARE NOT MIRTHFUL ENOUGH. EXTEND YOUR GRASPING LIMBS INTO THE AIR AND DRIFT THEM FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU LACK DISCERNIBLE WORRIES. RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017 (06-17-2017, 07:55 PM)NotABear Wrote: »Okay NOW you can party. >MUST PARTY<. COMPANY MANDATED PARTY FOR >3< MINUTES. YOU ARE NOT MIRTHFUL ENOUGH. EXTEND YOUR GRASPING LIMBS INTO THE AIR AND DRIFT THEM FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU LACK DISCERNIBLE WORRIES. ![]() This is stupid! >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-17-2017 Call your wife and warn her you may be home late RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017 (06-17-2017, 08:57 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »Call your wife and warn her you may be home late ![]() You inform your sweet soonin' but hysterical dame that you may be home late because tonight you're cracking in the blackjack on some cold unsuspecting skulls. >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-17-2017 Gently caress the photo of her you keep on your desk RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017 (06-17-2017, 09:16 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »Gently caress the photo of her you keep on your desk ![]() You wonder how that nervous broad puts up with your antics and skull cracking. You love her even more than cracking one a few cold bones with the boys. >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-17-2017 check your skull crackery tally; how many skulls have you cracked in the past week RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017 (06-17-2017, 10:13 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »check your skull crackery tally; how many skulls have you cracked in the past week ![]() 15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total. >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-17-2017 why do you need a desk job you could probably make a killing (ha!) off cracking skulls alone RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-17-2017 (06-17-2017, 10:51 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »why do you need a desk job you could probably make a killing (ha!) off cracking skulls alone ![]() You do kill 36500 people a year, and make a shit ton of money from that, but according to your financial skill you could maximize profits 4th fold if you also worked at a desk job. >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - Tuesbirdy - 06-18-2017 Better do some work then RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-18-2017 (06-18-2017, 12:56 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »Better do some work then ![]() Speaking of: Sir, a murphy Ajarakrakrjar is here for you. >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - a52 - 06-18-2017 Quote:15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total. Quote:36500 a year umm. there aren't 6.6 days in a week, and there aren't 365 weeks in a year. looks like you need to go back to college. RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-18-2017 (06-18-2017, 03:33 AM)a52 Wrote: »Quote:15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.Quote:36500 a year Rounded, you doofus! And im referring to days, dummy! 36500 times 7 = 25550, I know that! Just assume its a big number, mr Time Wizard! ![]() >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-20-2017 ![]() Ok whatever, send him in. ![]() MR. BOB! >_ RE: Business Time, Baby! - bo - 06-20-2017 >Plaeas go away RE: Business Time, Baby! - Arcanuse - 06-20-2017 >oh joy. what does accounting want this time RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-20-2017 >Plaeas go away >oh joy. what does accounting want this time ![]() MR BOB, YOU HAVE A DEBT OVERDUE TO ME! YOU SCRAMBLING HECKBOY... YOU OWE ME 100 SOULS!!!!! 100 SOULS!!! THATS LIKE... 2 TEXTBOOKS OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW JUST GET ME 100 SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() >SIGN THE PACT; OR BEAT HIM UP? RE: Business Time, Baby! - bo - 06-20-2017 Fuck him up and give his soul to someone else RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-20-2017 (06-20-2017, 11:35 PM)bo Wrote: »Fuck him up ![]() You shoot him in the h- Oh wait no, you die. ![]() >try again? RE: Business Time, Baby! - Arcanuse - 06-20-2017 >Reload save. Pay em in old telephone books, cunningly relabeled T-Books RE: Business Time, Baby! - wyatt - 06-20-2017 (06-20-2017, 11:44 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »>Reload save. Pay em in old telephone books, cunningly relabeled T-Books You have no saves dummy, you were too busy with yelling at me about algebra and tallying your skulls! This took place before 2008. >Try again? |