Just follow this one small tip...........................

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Just follow this one small tip...........................
#1
Just follow this one small tip...........................
If you ever want to stop aging, follow this one simple trick: kill yourself. You will stop aging instantly!
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#2
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If you need to lose some weight, cut off your head. Works instantly. This one has been in my family for generations. Many very short generations.
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#3
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If you're feeling cold, make a shower of your warm blood and bathe in it.
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#4
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Feeling unshapely? Ingest a tapeworm. You'll never have weight problems again!
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#5
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hey, this is a52, founder of "cool facts with a52". wanna do a collab some time?
#6
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sure.
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#7
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#8
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Having money problems? Simply go to your local bank, line-up to see a bank clerk and then skewer their insides! Such a congenial greeting will arouse feelings of goodwill from the administrative staff, who will happily award you a large sum of cash for your troubles.
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#9
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Need to study black holes? Why not become one yourself! For a few easy payments of $999999999.99, we will deliver enough food to your house for you to eat and become massive enough to collapse into a black hole.

Body image won't mean anything to someone who absorbs 100% of all light. Weight loss magazine editors will fawn over your celestial body. Voracious is the new voluptuous!
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#10
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there's no such thing as a black hole. time stops in a black hole which means they take infinity time to form and so their wont be any until before the big bang
#11
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shhh just let me proffer my weight loss gain tips to the uninformed public
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#12
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