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Just follow this one small tip........................... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-06-2017

If you ever want to stop aging, follow this one simple trick: kill yourself. You will stop aging instantly!


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-06-2017

If you need to lose some weight, cut off your head. Works instantly. This one has been in my family for generations. Many very short generations.


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-06-2017

If you're feeling cold, make a shower of your warm blood and bathe in it.


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-06-2017

Feeling unshapely? Ingest a tapeworm. You'll never have weight problems again!


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - a52 - 04-06-2017

hey, this is a52, founder of "cool facts with a52". wanna do a collab some time?


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-06-2017

sure.


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - SC - 04-06-2017

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RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 04-07-2017

Having money problems? Simply go to your local bank, line-up to see a bank clerk and then skewer their insides! Such a congenial greeting will arouse feelings of goodwill from the administrative staff, who will happily award you a large sum of cash for your troubles.


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-09-2017

Need to study black holes? Why not become one yourself! For a few easy payments of $999999999.99, we will deliver enough food to your house for you to eat and become massive enough to collapse into a black hole.

Body image won't mean anything to someone who absorbs 100% of all light. Weight loss magazine editors will fawn over your celestial body. Voracious is the new voluptuous!


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - a52 - 05-09-2017

there's no such thing as a black hole. time stops in a black hole which means they take infinity time to form and so their wont be any until before the big bang


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - ICan'tGiveCredit - 05-09-2017

shhh just let me proffer my weight loss gain tips to the uninformed public


RE: Just follow this one small tip........................... - SC - 05-09-2017

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