Someone make me a new avatar

I will use the best one.

Good Contest, everyone can go home now.

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edit: i just saw that this is nsfw im so sorry

maybe this

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this is also good if you enjoy mermaid ass

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Too slow seawyrm. Now I have the best avatar now!

Curse you, btp! You fiendish pilferer!

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Hmm... what a conundrum. Which is best?
Schazer is first up with a Bipedal Cat Espousing the Use of Good Manners. Truly, this cat has an important lesson for us all. Schazer's would have been the first choice, but a fiendish pilferer already took it.
Gatr delivers Three Baroque Woodcuts of Fish-Tailed Beasts and Humans. Gatr's offerings are supreme, clearly superior to all others, but to use one I'd have to go through the trouble of cropping one of them, and this thread is all about me being lazy and demanding other people do my hard work for me.
Ix presents Jimmy Neutron. A bold, concise offering with a strong green motif - green happens to be my second or third favorite color, so well-chosen, there. However, I think I know of a better use to which that picture can be put.
a52 shows us a Stock Image of a Black Man in a Pilgrim Hat Holding Multicolored Corn. Delightful, but I could not use this avatar without misrepresenting myself: I am not a pilgrim. Nor am I a cob of corn.
btp, finally, has here a Sea Slug with Googly Eyes. It is hard to say no to such a charmingly vacant stare, and the lithe and supple curves of the sea slug's body do appeal. But can I in good conscience use an avatar from someone well-known to be a pilferer - and a fiendish one, besides?
I will mull over this important decision.

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Ah, Shredded has arrived with a Minimalist Skeptical Visage in Lavender, Facing Left. Tempting, given that skepticism is the most important emotion of them all. I will add it to my considerations.

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a bold new direction

bob the please

you cannot escape your sins

Slorange no you're doing this thread wrong, that's legitimately good

Now someone is gonna have to take that as an avatar to bear seawyrm to it