Trol Seasson 2/3

now thats what i call GAMER FUEL

now thast s what ibcall GA MER FIUEL

That's what I call. Now, gamer. Gamer, Gamrer feul

You peruse your tools of justice. In a perfect world these two hands wouldn’t have to lift a finger. Sadly the world is not perfect, and it could very well be up to you and your hands(but mostly to you) to do something about it.

But first, you will have to use them to reach into your epic gamer throne.





You find your Fallout 4 Pip-Boy Edition Limited Edition Fallout 4 Pip-Boy 3000 mark IV. It is said that in times of societal decline, people are lost without it.





You start up the device. This little marvel is host to all kinds of marvelous bells and whistles, such as:

Trackers for HP (health points) and PH (physical health), as well as pH (power of hydrogen) and HP (Harry Potter)
An hourglass,
Instant and constant access to the stock markets
A mannequin
A diet planner
A fireworks show planner.
Integrated chat features
And many, many more!!!!!

But in honesty, you struggle to make sense of the interface of the device so you only use it to track your physical needs.

You strap the device to your arm and wait for it to calculate your stats.



Your cred skyrockets. Your existentialism decreases slightly. Showing that controller who really is in control was just the thing you needed to get back on top of things. You are the change you wish to see, after all.

enter the gamerverse

'blue skidooed we can too' into the couch–cushion gap

gamerverse?? gamerverse???? that was las t cycle, you are looking for gamerv erse 10 delux.

trol seasson twitter

Turn that hourgalse over, I wanna go back in time

lvls?

ok.

Not yet.




















click for sound


That’s right! You left your phone on the table in here. As the landlord-provided in-home surveillance system detects your proximity to your phone, each of your 35 distinct instant messaging apps each begin ringing with all your missed notifications. If this goes on for too long, the phone overheats and melts into plastic slag. With gamer swiftness, you grab the device and turn off the sound. It’s still hot enough to leave scorch marks on your hands. This is the price you pay to stay connected.

Long ago, you tried using the instant messaging software on your Fallout 4 Pip-Boy Edition Limited Edition Fallout 4 Pip-Boy 3000 mark IV, but you could never get the hang of using the mouse to choose individual letters and then clicking Enter. Maybe that makes you less of a gamer. But it’s the truth.



You log in to one of the most popular servers and choose the chat labeled “home repair”. You scroll to the most recent messages and begin writing.

~*~* Welcometo Home repair! Enjoy your stay!*~*~
Rules- no gamer words
-Dm admins proof of cheevos
-drywall pics are only permitted in #nsfh

50+ New Messages Since 19:37 AM On Enneatember 11, 4714. Mark as Red?
grendelGretel (1 cheevo): So thanks for nothing I guess, LOSER.
-28th of trolternia, 24th year, 2909 months, 1 hour, 54th week, 22nd day of the moon, nth empire-
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): hey guys how do i fix my floor
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): its made of meat
groceryGhoul (1 cheevoes): but i was moving my refridgeratoer and didnt have one of those little footy things on the bottom and it made a big old scrape
goingGone (2 cheevo): did you try running after it
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): and now my windowe (rat skin) is shutdering, how do i make it stop?
griffonGyre (3 cheevo): Try massaging the meat with some aromatherapeutic oils.
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): oh, now theres bloud welling up from the wound! theres too much, its almost at my computer !
groceryGhoul (1 cheevo): goodbuye faire world
griffonGyre (3 cheevo): Goodbye groceryGhoul.
goatGoogler (5 cheevos): haha youre just supposed to put pressure on the wound , idoit
gourmandGunter (gamerrank hidden): hey has anyone here ever tried changign the toilet paper.
-27th of trolternia, 24th year, 2909 months, 1 hour, 54th week, 23nd day of the moon, nth empire-
goodGamer (gamerrank hidden): Hello dear fellow gamerades. I have a problem which I gamerly desire your assistance with.
glitterGneiss (13 cheevos): haha that guy with the meat, was that a trol?
glitterGneiss (13 cheevos): i guess we are all trols honestly, i never considered that
glitterGneiss (13 cheevos): its like our entire existence is some sort of inside joke and ive just cracked the window open and am letting all the heatlaughs in
goodGamer (gamerrank hidden): My window has become broken, just like fire mages , ha, ha!
goodGamer (gamerrank hidden): How do you all suggest I gameremedy a leaking pixel vacuum? And before you say to ask my landlord - remember what happened when I had a broken dishwasher!

>impatiently scroll up

moved to forum adventures

moved to forum adventures

Is it though

No, "to forum games" is Mov's father's last name. Mov's trollegal (Eagle) last name is "to forum adventures".

   
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Ha ha! Yep that’s you!
Wait…..
   

 

gamerHater  (666 Cheevos) Moved to Forum Adventures.
groceryGhoul (0 cheevos) oh shit doxxed.
griffonGyre (3 cheevo): DOX
grumblyGtumbly  (1 cheevo): WOOOOOOOOOOHHH
goingGone (2 cheevo): OH NO DOXXED
groceryGhoul (0 cheevos) hey whered my cheevo go


 

   
   
 
  
  
  
  
 
 

   
  
  
 
 

 
  
  
  
  
 

 
 
 
 
   
  
  
  
  
  
 
 

 
   
 
THE GAMER POLICE ARE HERE.
WHAT DO?!?!?!
_<

use your bluse skittod powers to clwom car into the couhc

oe: the GAMER POLICE  cant inytop the couch because they can't blue skiddo because they aren't [c=#0000ff]blue[/c], the'ye [c=#000099]nave[/c]. they can only nave sdikko

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Noclip

   
   
  
  
  
and just what the FUCK do you think this is?
do you think im some kind of palooka
do you chumpmunch?

   

       
   
       
   

   
   

[size=undefined] THE BOYS IN BLUE CAN’T BLUE SKIDOO[/size]
   
   

   
   

   
   
The bibble says that a rich camel can’t pass through the eye of a needle into heaven, and the same is true for cops, because they know only sin.
   
   
You exit skidoospace in your LANDING. The cops police don’t seem to be onto you yet. You wish you knew how to get out of your underwater mansion, but alas, You’re a GAMER! To leave your abode is most ungamerly.
   
Oh, woe, to be trapped in your house
It would seem that you’re
You’re
   
   
   
trol seasson
   
   
   
   
   

 
 

 
 
You HEAD up to the surface, but it feels like you’re being watched…
What do

watch them
everyone knows that if you're in a stare-off that means neither of you can move

Watch back
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