COOKING QUEST III: THE REIGN OF RAMZI

3

hmmmmmmmmm.
it's a tough choice, but three has the least votes. so, uh. 3.

1.

> 1

2

You finish filling out your application, and take a second look over to confirm.

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Chef License
Name & Title: Lz. Apporomentum

Gender (if applicable): Genderfuck Devil Spirit

Appearance:

So they ask me, "L****z**a Apporomentum ***q, what's the deal with looking the way you are?
That's real funny! I appreciate a good joke. Haven't you ever seen the Real Deal? Glowing red eyes? Translucent skin?
I look just the way you do, but better! Better! You're just wishing to be cool as me, huh?
Check this out... I've got vambraces made of coal.
Huh? You can't see my legs? Maybe I didn't put them on today.

Skills: (i.e. Cooking)
- Proficient Roaster
- Making people extremely frustrated for no obvious reason, but only for a very short time
- Spice Master

Magical Abilities (If applicable): (i.e. Fire breath)
- Able to fulfill the dish wish of another... with a devious backfiring twist. The greater the dish, the greater the twist!
- Completely impervious to burns of any sort. That's right. Any sort.
- Can alter spice values with magic.

Weaknesses: (i.e. salmon)
- Often and easily burns food
- Incorporeal, can’t taste-test own food.

Preferred Chef Implement:

- Mini-prongs (Definitely not a giant fork. Definitely not.)

Looking around the room, you can see that most other students have filled out their applications and are meandering about aimlessly.



After a moment, your PDA vibrates in your hands, signalling that a ‘new update’ is installing. It only takes a moment to load, and you see that you now have more categories available to you.

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PDA

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Interesting! It seems you can’t access the ones that you have nothing for, which is… everything, just about.

Oh, but what’s this? You seem to be getting a quest!



M. Chef! He was one of your tutors at chef school. Seems like now that you’re a bon-a-fide chef, you can start doing jobs! Well, better hop to it!

…

But where are you hopping to?
And… what sort of ingredients or animals do you hope to find there, to help make this stew simple, and amazing?

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INVENTORY

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[alt= A large, greenish-yellow potato][/alt]
WIZARD POTATO
-2 SW +2 SR +2 SA
+3 UM -1 SI +2 SN
-3 SP +1 SG
23/23P

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[alt=A very big, red-hot fork][/alt]
MINI-PRONGS
+Stab, Scoop, Heat, ATK
~Stir, Bash, DEF
-Slice, Speed

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Hop to the UNCOMMON PANTRY and seek out BEEF STOCK, MILK, and CARROTS to combine with a half portion of WIZARD POTATO

> Look for an entire cow. That's what goes into stew, obviously!

>Boil it for a couple of hours.

>You should grind bones to make a stew. Go hop to a graveyard.

>We need to find a dozen leeks. Can't have a stew without leeks.

marshmallow

Start a quest to find this simple fellow named Stu and see if he knows any good recipes.

>The Beefland Bluffs, home of all kinds of meat, meat-adjacent, and vaguely meat related foodstuffs except its namesake beef, and infested with roving burgerbiker gangs
(The burgerbikers usually are nicer than they appear, though really pushy on the best way to make a burger)
>Lookin for some multimeat broth to make that soup tasty

>Boil water and put in that diarrhea looking miso in it

> Go find a cow.

Forage plants for milk to use as the stock

Locate a cow.

acquire a fellow Student. STEWdent.

Failing that, Visit the Aerie Dairy, and Beseech a Majestic Teat-Eagle to visit upon you gifts of Cream And Milk. Also, you have a massive goddamn potato so you might as well bung that in in the stew as well a least a little.

>Find a non-dairy base for the stew; some people can't drink cow milk!

>Find a non-dairy base for the stew; some people can't drink cow milk!

better yet, find a non-liquid base for the stew; some people can't drink!

>Find a non-dairy base for the stew; some people can't drink cow milk!

better yet, find a non-liquid base for the stew; some people can't drink!

better yet, find a non-matter base for the stew; some people can't!

>Find a non-dairy base for the stew; some people can't drink cow milk!

Forage plants for milk to use as the stock

>Find a non-dairy base for the stew; some people can't drink cow milk!

Forage plants for milk to use as the stock

Also be on the watch out for toeless toddler ants.

Hop to the UNCOMMON PANTRY and seek out BEEF STOCK, MILK, and CARROTS to combine with a half portion of WIZARD POTATO
> Look for an entire cow. That's what goes into stew, obviously!
>You should grind bones to make a stew. Go hop to a graveyard.
>We need to find a dozen leeks. Can't have a stew without leeks.
marshmallow
Start a quest to find this simple fellow named Stu and see if he knows any good recipes.
> Go find a cow.
Forage plants for milk to use as the stock
>Find a non-dairy base for the stew; some people can't drink cow milk!

 
Alright, so you set up a Shopping List.

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Shopping List
- Beef Stock
- Milk/Non-milk stew base
- Carrots
- Leeks
- Bones
- Cow
- Marshmallow ???
- Stu

You plug those options into your PDA, and it processes for a bit, before showing you a new screen. Hey, it's a map of the world! At least, as far as it's loaded. It'll load more when you discover more places.



There's the island you're on, with the giant Pot that makes up your chef school.. and then there's one smaller island... After a moment's wait, your PDA loads once more, and shows a pop-up with additional information on the small island.



Oh, it's Stu's Fear-m! A spooky place, but a good spot for burgeoning chefs to get some basic ingredients. Stu is a little eccentric, but he's a friendly fellow.

You schedule a boat to take you to the Fear-m, and within a couple of hours you arrive, docking at the grey shores, seeing Stu's fear-mhouse in the distance. A pale fog fills the air, and you're gripped with fear... for a moment, before you realize the scariest thing about this place is probably already dead, looking at the size of these bones everywhere.

Oh, but what's this? A new creature type, it seems!



ZOMBOVINES are grazing all over this island, both wild and tamed... Interesting! Your PDA adds an entry to your Monsterpedia for you to check later on.

You head further into the island, and approach the Fear-m. However, as soon as you cross the threshold into his fear-m, Stu stares you down with a strange look on his face.

"'Ey, get outta 'ere! I said no more dang flyers! When will you folk listen!?"

Seems he's mistaken you for someone else. You could just go up to him and explain it, but you've heard bad things happen to those who enter the Fear-m without permission...

What do you do?

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Chef License
Name & Title: Lz. Apporomentum

Gender (if applicable): Genderfuck Devil Spirit

Appearance:

So they ask me, "L****z**a Apporomentum ***q, what's the deal with looking the way you are?
That's real funny! I appreciate a good joke. Haven't you ever seen the Real Deal? Glowing red eyes? Translucent skin?
I look just the way you do, but better! Better! You're just wishing to be cool as me, huh?
Check this out... I've got vambraces made of coal.
Huh? You can't see my legs? Maybe I didn't put them on today.

Skills: (i.e. Cooking)
- Proficient Roaster
- Making people extremely frustrated for no obvious reason, but only for a very short time
- Spice Master

Magical Abilities (If applicable): (i.e. Fire breath)
- Able to fulfill the dish wish of another... with a devious backfiring twist. The greater the dish, the greater the twist!
- Completely impervious to burns of any sort. That's right. Any sort.
- Can alter spice values with magic.

Weaknesses: (i.e. salmon)
- Often and easily burns food
- Incorporeal, can’t taste-test own food.

Preferred Chef Implement:

- Mini-prongs (Definitely not a giant fork. Definitely not.)

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PDA

Oh, it seems your PDA also received an update! Now items and monsters possess TAGS, which are broad descriptive qualities of the entity in question. Useful!
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Inventory

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[alt= A large, greenish-yellow potato][/alt]
WIZARD POTATO
-2 SW +2 SR +2 SA
+3 UM -1 SI +2 SN
-3 SP +1 SG
23/23P

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[alt=A very big, red-hot fork][/alt]
MINI-PRONGS
+Stab, Scoop, Heat, ATK
~Stir, Bash, DEF
-Slice, Speed

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Monsterpedia

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[alt= A cow with purple, mottled skin.][/alt]
ZOMBOVINE
+ 1 STR
+ 2 BIG

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