Justice Watch presents: Cherry Bomb: HOTLINE BING

What even is plasma, anyways? Isn't all matter supposed to be plasma or something? Does that mean everything is blood?

what to do next: explain how a ducks quack is better than/ worse than a birds chirp
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The comic moves??? Heresy!




(I love it)

I'll probably experiment more with animation later :>

There are people in this world who can roll a perfect burrito and literally none of them work at the nearest Chipotle to me

Give 'em a few months, they'll get there

I was not aware it had a fruit! Though it would stand to reason.

I was aware that the first year my parents planted it (2011ish) a bunch of birds came in and gobbled up the darn things up right when they were ready to harvest. It was like they’d gotten together and were like, “Dude, you gotta try this black sesame-lookin’ stuff out.” Mom’s more wild about the taste than I am (the leaves have a distinctive mint/basil kind of taste).

The fruit was named before I discovered that it was actually a name for a real, not-fictional plant, but it stuck and I'm still running with it. I wanna try a bunch of different mints, though.

Magic is. just that guy Toddithimus over on the hill using very long elastic strings to move stuff around.

Magic is what comes out of the two stringed banjo that my dog found in the trash last week

Same. Although, as a kid, I was told that a mixture of 2+ different pops was called "Swamp Water".

My go to recently has been 4 parts Diet Coke, 1 part Cherry Coke, 1 part Fuze Raspberry Iced Tea

Every time I see one of those crazy every flavor fountains I'm like "man if I worked here I would have so much alchemy expertise" and then I realize I am comparing working at pita pit to working at jack in the box which has like ice cream tanks to clean