PlayerUnknown's Shank-a-Bitch (Completed!) EVEN AS IT ENDS SHANKING IS FOREVER

Whoo, busy night.

Cannot believe we're all jumping on not even the first or last person shanking Myeth, but hey whatever.

Shank: Sunspider
F: Pharmacy

Let's end the day in record time.

Nuanced Gameplay Mechanics Votals

Niall - 2 - Dragon Fogel, a52
Myeth - 2 - Sunispider, Not The Author
Sunispider - 10 - Myeth, Jacquerel, Robust Laser, awkwardcarapace, ThaliaV1, Niall, LegendaryQ, IronLionShark, Reyweld, Palamedes

F's
Pharmacy - 5 - Dragon Fogel, tehPilot, Sunispider, LegendaryQ, Palamedes,
Schazer - 8 - GenetiXientist, Reyweld, Robust Laser, a52, IronLionShark, awkwardCarapace, Not The Author, ThaliaV1
Goat Boss - 3 - Myeth, Jacquerel , LammarWesley
Mirdini - 1 - Niall
With 20 players alive it takes 11 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 6.

Day will end after Three Days; approximately; countdown attached here.

Before the last vote hits spoids, making night active id like to say that scharmacy learned how to swear in russian and im very proud of them and their accomplishment. I love you scharmacy

Shank: Sunspider

I'm sorry. My special meter demands it.

Vote: Sunspider

Hell yeah am I jumping on this bandwagon.

Hammer!

Niall - 2 - Dragon Fogel, a52
Myeth - 2 - Sunispider, Not The Author
Sunispider - 11 - Myeth, Jacquerel, Robust Laser, awkwardcarapace, ThaliaV1, Niall, LegendaryQ, IronLionShark, Reyweld, Palamedes, tehPilot

F's
Pharmacy - 5 - Dragon Fogel, tehPilot, Sunispider, LegendaryQ, Palamedes,
Schazer - 8 - GenetiXientist, Reyweld, Robust Laser, a52, IronLionShark, awkwardCarapace, Not The Author, ThaliaV1
Goat Boss - 3 - Myeth, Jacquerel , LammarWesley
Mirdini - 1 - Niall
With 20 players alive it takes 11 to Group Shank! Soft group shank is 6.

Day ended on tehPilots post! Better luck next time!!!

Well, was that enough?

I sure hope so, I'd rather you not be out of a job between you and me. Yes... I have word from the judges that on a preliminary stance enough respect was given today, and, wait, wow, I can't believe this! Schazer has returned to life thanks to all of the respect given!

Incredible stuff Charlie, I'm so glad to see it, who could have seen it coming???

Yes, it was a great surprise, can't wait to see what happens next.

Don't we have a lot of airtime to kill though? How is the network going to deal with this one?

Well, actually, the network LOVES it, in fact, they want us to keep going this fast, so I can say that Sunispider's Fortyfing Vest is shredded and that it's time for night right NOW.

Day two has ended with Sunispider being group shanked.
Myeth, Jacquerel, Robust Laser, awkwardcarapace, ThaliaV1, Niall, LegendaryQ, IronLionShark, Reyweld, Palamedes, tehPilot have all gained one charge on their super meters.

Schazer has been respected back to life.

Get your Night Shank's in before Monday, October 8th happens in the UK, which is convinently when Day 2 should have ended so I'm using the same countdown,, or they will not be counted.

Shank: Sunspider
There's a lot of knifes around, huh? Can I... Pick some of them?

Well hello and welcome to another day of Shank-A-Bitch is what I would like to say but I'm afraid that over the night there's been a disaster!

What do you mean Charlie? What kinda disaster could there possibly be still?

Well Madison, my co-host, we don't know where the vote tally is!

What?

We don't know where the vote tally machine is, we lost it, we don't know where it is.

Then what will our good, ready contestants do? They can't well and good shank anyone without a machine to tally the votes!!!

I don't know Madison, we've got to come up with something, good lord help us all.

*ring ring ring*

Yes? I'm getting word from HQ, they say to GO ON!

What! Go on and do what?

Just, to keep going, that things will figure themselves out!

Uhhh, alright then, if you say so! Uh, well, while we can't tally any shank votes yet, you might as well keep going, IronLionShark and LammarWesley both died in the night!

Alright, I've found some paper, here you all go, while we try to find the tally machine just, just uh, do whatever you want with these.

With 19 players alive it takes? 10 to Group Shank??? Soft group shank is 6?

In order to vote for someone to Group Shank, use Vote: [Person] in bold. Maybe?

There are 7 sheets of paper. You can Claim one by saying Claim Paper in bold and then you must do something with it immediately. You can steal paper from each other by saying Steal: Paper from [Person]. You can not have more than one sheet of paper.

Day will end after Four Days; approximately; countdown attached here.

Alive List (Vote to Group Shank one of these???)
1) Jacquerel
2) Dragon Fogel
3) LegendaryQ
4) Reyweld
5) Thalia V1
6) tehPilot
7) Myeth
8) Not The Author
9) Schazer
10) Robust Laser
11) Whimbrel
12) a52
13) Palamedes
14) GenetiXientist
15) awkwardcarapace
16) Sunspider
17) Augmentalize
18) Niall
19) Kaynato

Dead List
1) Coldblooded
2) Mirdini
3) Pharmacy
4) amosmyn
5) Numbers
6) Goat Boss
7) Granolaman
8) IronLionShark
9) LammarWesley

Shank: Schazer
I didn't play this game to un-kill people

I vote DragonFogel

Claim paper, write something lewd on it

Vote Schazer so that we can F you again.

How often do you really get to watch someone die twice?

Shank Schazer

Claim Paper

Eat Paper

claim: paper, start writing a list of every motherfucker who thinks bouncing me in and out of my grave is acceptable conduct

Jac, Q, Palamedes. What do y'all think about death?

Jac, Q, Palamedes. What do y'all think about death?

Ooh are you claiming poisoned? That'd be pretty cool

Claim Paper

I'm folding it into cootie catcher. Somebody ask for their fortune.

Also Shank: Schazer because obviously

Not enough last night, want to find out who's behind that. Could do to see some more.

Schazer what did the egg do? Will you reclaim it now that you're alive again?

Claim Paper, Draw Gator
Also Shank: Schazer foradvancements in the scientific field of undeath

i am good at paying attention

Shank: Schazer Rekilling a zombie? Yeah, I can get behind that.

Claim: Paper #6 I tear it into two pieces.

You can steal paper from each other by saying Steal: Paper from [Person]. You can not have more than one sheet of paper.

Claim Paper

Eat Paper

Some brave soul should try to steal Pala's paper.

I would like to claim paper and then write Shank: Dragon Fogel on it.

Claim: Paper

Write a few steam keys on the paper, fold it into a paper airplane, and toss it indiscriminately into the crowd

Shank: Palamedes explain yourself.

TehPilot, there aren't any papers left. You could steal a paper though:

#1 is my paper. It has something lewd written on it.
#2 is Palamedes's paper. It's in their stomach.
#3 is Schazer's paper. It has a list of people they don't like.
#4 is Robust Laser's paper. It's folded into a cootie catcher.
#5 is Augmentalize's paper. It has a gator drawn on it.
#6a and #6b are Whimbrel's paper(s). They're paper #6 ripped in two.
#7 is Niall's paper. It has "Shank: DragonFogel" on it.

Wow that was quick.

Steal Paper: LQ

Give me your lewd artwork.