Nostalgfia - GAME OVER SCUM WIN

guess who's back
back again
the cat with the worst meta of anyone

I will sub

meta

That's strike one bucko

Sorry, I'm getting a smidge delayed. I'm sending out roles now. Game should start in about an hour or so.

shit goddamn the script I was using fucked up and half of yall recieved the wrong quicktopics. I'm really really sorry about that.

Edit: Just don't look at your quicktopics yet. If you have, let me know, and we'll work something out.

Edit edit: If it says "REAL Nostalgfia Role," it is safe to look at. The initial pms should also be safe (it was just the quicktopics that were messed up, and I removed identifying information from those ones), but you don't need to worry about anything that doesn't say REAL.

Day 1 Start!

The corpse of a year is an unnerving sight. 2017's sprawling carcass was laid bare, filled with all the ups and downs of its short time on earth. How odd it is to see time cut up and on display, dripping oozing slimy trails of political turmoil and destructive forces onto the floor.

Who could be responsible for such a crime? Will your year of choice be next?

Roles are out! Have fun! Item descriptions will be available sometime this weekend in a not-yet-totally-finished webapp. I will respond to requests with 24 hours.

Countdown to Day End

Vote: Mirdini look out he's got a gun

Vote: Granolaman no eager beavers herever

(Sunspider enters, stage left. She turns to look down at the corpse of the year 2017, an expression of mixed sorrow and relief playing across her face. She addresses the others.)

SUNSPIDER:
Truly has tragedy visited here.
The cold-blooded death of a cold-hearted year.
Already we turn on each other, in fear
'Round this temporal pile of meat.

Is there reason for sorrow? Not for some, I should say.
T'was a Hell of a year, in the literal way.
Perhaps Murder's a price some are willing to pay
To be rid of it... would't you say, Wheat?

(Sunspider then Votes Wheat.)

Votes: Sunspider Sorry.

The cold-blooded death of a cold-hearted year.

Please don't use the word "Coldblooded" as a pejorative. Ectotherms are perfect and beautiful in their own way and deserve better than to be unfairly painted as killers by a bunch of war-mongering, nuke hoarding, murder mammals.

Vote Sunspider

vote: whoever 1969 is

Your year is far too cool to live

vote solaris

Top of the list, first to get topped

Vote Schazer

No, not sunspider, their rhyme's like a bright, sunshiney day.
Voting for Granolaman, their eagerness is an obstacle in our way.

Cat

in the hat

vote: Akumu word choice

sup. i'm here to vagueclaim and earlyclaim


my role is a year

Oh geez, I was only gone for a couple of hours and this thread is already brimming with murder!

sup. i'm here to vagueclaim and earlyclaim


my role is a year

im going to be honest, i didnt understand that that was the joke

oh no

unfortunate

sup. i'm here to vagueclaim and earlyclaim


my role is a year

im going to be honest, i didnt understand that that was the joke

It has been

A year

[walks in 15 hours late with coffee] Hello everyone! I'm a year too

vote: granolaman

It has been

A year

if anyones 2016 they should speak up bc they definitely need to die

did anyone else get a cool thing to hold