Post making contest 6.0

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now entering super overdrive mode

This post passes rule 2.

all the conventions are out the window

now it's anything goes in this thread

i'm declaring myself Marshall Law and I say that anything goes in this thread

anarchy reigns it's no holds barred welcome to The Purge TM

welcome to the Purge Making Contest

if you wanna post a picture of the horse then do it there's no one to tell you not to any more

Akumu has abandoned his judging post it's all for the masses do what thy wilt is the whole of the law

I thought the post making contest was chill but turns out its Purge 24/7

CLICK HERE FOR WHAT TF THIS WOOMY IS UP TO!

this is Post Making After Dark now

NO RULES NO RULES NO RULES

WE THE PEOPLE HAVE RECLAIMED THIS THREAD

AKUMU IS DEPOSED WE HAVE NO RULERS NO RULE MAKERS ANY MORE

AKUMU IS DEPOSED WE HAVE NO RULERS NO RULE MAKERS ANY MORE

Passes 1, 2, 3, 4!

POST MAKING CONTEST IS OVER EVERY POST PASSES ALL THE RULES BECAUSE THERE ARE NO RULES

AKUMU IS DEPOSED WE HAVE NO RULERS NO RULE MAKERS ANY MORE

Passes 1, 2, 3, 4!

NO RULES NO MASTERS NO RULES I WILL NOT KOWTOW

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My head is a boot boy...or is it???

Six year old me would be so disappointed right now.

THE SCOURGE OF THE POST MAKING CONTEST IS DISPELLED. IT'S BEEN EXORCISED. WE ARE FREE OF THIS DEMON.

THE SCOURGE OF THE POST MAKING CONTEST IS DISPELLED. IT'S BEEN EXORCISED. WE ARE FREE OF THIS DEMON.

\o/ ye

*AKUMU BRAND HELICOPTER FLIES DOWN FROM THE DARKENED HEAVENS AND BELCHES PROCLAIMATIONS FROM ITS NUMEROUS LOUDSPEAKERS*

AKUMU: EVERYONE GO BACK TO YOUR POST MAKING STANDARD MODE I WILL RESUME JUDGEMENT SHORTLY

ME TO THE HEAVENS THEMSELVES: NEVER!!!!

wait was i unmuted when i joined voicechat for a moment there

this is outrageous

no one is allowed to hear my voice or learn my gender (what's left of it), i am a spectre, lurking in the dark.

*THROWING ROCKS AT THE HELICOPTER*

*AKUMU LAUGHS ATOP HIS HELICOPTER*

AKUMU: I THINK YOU WILL FIND IT IS AGAINST THE RULES TO THROW ROCKS!!!!

ME: NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*THROWS ROCKS HARDER AND BIGGER ROCKS AND ALSO OTHER OBJECTS*

BRAVE CIVILIANS HOLD FAST THOUGH I MAY FALTER AKUMU CAN NEVER WIN IF WE ALL SEEK TO OPPOSE THESE MONSTROUS RULES HOLD FAST MY BROTHERS A NEW DAY WILL DAWN AND THE LIGHT WILL LEAD US TO A PARADISE FREE OF THESE NONSENSICAL LAWS AND COMMANDS AND DICTATES AND INSTRUCTIONS SOON ONLY PEACE ONLY FREEDOM IN THE POST MAKING CONTEST