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11-04-2017, 07:17 AM
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What Seems Obvious
Is That There Is, Of Course, Us
To Make Fifty Three
Or If We Can't Join
The Input Aggregator
Might Count In Our Stead
We Should Also Ask
What It Is That Nickle Means
To Our Group of Friends
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11-04-2017, 07:47 PM
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(11-04-2017, 07:17 AM)Lordlyhour Wrote: »What Seems Obvious
Is That There Is, Of Course, Us
To Make Fifty Three
Or If We Can't Join
The Input Aggregator
Might Count In Our Stead
We Should Also Ask
What It Is That Nickle Means
To Our Group of Friends
After some discussion with your fellow INPUT GIVERS, you decide the best course of action would be some clarification on the 'nickel'.
INPUT AGGREGATOR: you got it boss
As you get back, you realize the chat has filled up heavily while you were THINKING. You make some posts anyhow.
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Crast Pactian: surely not completely pointless.
Crast Pactian: and we have Zack to assist us on this. he has figured things out much better than us.
Levyyts: Figured myself
Levyyts: Within Nicopter’s terminal
Levyyts: A game session running
Levyyts: Not unlike those on our terminals
Levyyts: Though our layout differs
Levyyts: The rules do not
tiptopGipgop: But we never got a chance to speak to our Pawns. They always just… obey.
1234567890: C0MPU151V3 0RD3R5
1234567890: 24CK 7URN3D 7H3M 0FF
tiptopGipgop: ...The setting in the menu that’s locked?
cripesalmighty: And hechanged hids sname to zack wng thatzx locekd too
cripesalmighty: it al emaskes sesnse were just pawns
cripesalmighty: we’are all fake
Hunk Chudfest: GECOOL YOUR SHIRT CRIPS
Hunk Chudfest: gtaofanpelasea calt you rhist bdown
Hunk Chudfest: :((( :((((
Hunk Chudfest: donaltt type like ema tjust atke your timer its gona ebe okay
YUPPERS: we’re not all FAKE.
YUPPERS: in fact, we’re the REALEST WE CAN BE.
YUPPERS: it’s just that our EXISTENCE cannot AMOUNT to anything
YUPPERS: SO WHY WORRY ABOUT ANYTHING?
YUPPERS: no WAITING to get to a DREAM BUBBLE,
YUPPERS: no FUTURE
YUPPERS: no REASON
tiptopGipgop: Maybe.
tiptopGipgop: ...Oh, God. Maybe.
tiptopGipgop: I guess I’m still holding on hope that maybe Crast is right and we’ve got Zack to count on, but he talks cryptically and, of course, he isn’t in here anymore.
cripesalmighty: soroy
Hunk Chudfest: TpTYE GODO CRPIES
cripesalmighty: sorry sorry
Hunk Chudfest: GOODDD!!!
tiptopGipgop: I feel stupid for blaming Lev. Sorry, Lev.
cripesalmighty: Sorry I’m.,, sorry. Sorry.
Levyyts: Accepted
Levyyts: Still lost
Levyyts: Will be working on searching for other above-us terminals
tiptopGipgop: I guess that’s a good point. If there’s a Nicopter running us, then not only are there 13 sessions that we’re running, but we're running on the 4th session of the one above us.
tiptopGipgop: There’s a G4 terminal, a Y4 terminal, a B4 terminal, a R4 terminal…
cripesalmighty: And the other ones mnmusrtt’ve given orders to have everone kill each other
cripesalmighty: But Nic and
cripesalmighty: and Y4
cripesalmighty: Me and Nicopter didn’t give ANY orders so WE weren’t attacking anyone.
tiptopGipgop: You mean, the cripesalmighty and Nicopter who are in the level above us are the reason that we are sane and the other two teams aren’t.
YUPPERS: an EXPLANATION for the PSYCHOPATHY?
tiptopGipgop: ...That means there’s a way to fix Tars Mossburg.
tiptopGipgop: If Zack can just somehow reset their orders… it’s doable.
tiptopGipgop: I even know the command, since it’s tactically useful sometimes. CEASE ALL ACTIONS.
cripesalmighty: ...Zack is
cripesalmighty: Zack is gonna fix this shitfest. Maybe he’s really gonna do that I don’t even know but maybe!!!
Levyyts: Creating a map
Levyyts: Rough but should illuminate
Levyyts: Difficult situation
Hunk Chudfest: im ceeasing al my rouders on my curretnnt game
tiptopGipgop: I can’t believe I didn’t see this.
tiptopGipgop: It’s just so horrible that I guess I thought the heroes wouldn’t be cruel enough to do something like it.
Zack: I need to pop in here for just a sec.
Zack: Promise we’re-- I mean I’m-- workin’ stuff out.
cripesalmighty: !!!!
Crast Pactian: hello again, zack.
Zack: I just gotta get some more clarification, y’know.
tiptopGipgop: All you do is ask and you never give. Who are you? Just tell us who you are, your real physical body, what’s making you do the things you do. Are you Nicopter? Are you cripesalmighty?
Zack: Please just trust me for a minute.
Zack: What is the nickel?
1234567890: 175 wh47 7h3 h3r035 5upp053d19 pu7 0ur 80d135 1n70
1234567890: 50m37h1n6 5m411
1234567890: 7h3 5123 uh
1234567890: the size of a nickel
cripesalmighty: But I’m pretty sure that was always just some kinda weird metaphor that the heroes made since how could you possibly fit people inside of a nickel??
cripesalmighty: ...But you could probably fit lots of data on a nickel.
cripesalmighty: Y’know, code.
cripesalmighty: Wow cripes I guess that wasn’t a goddamn metaphor we’re all in a real nickel like what you pay for candy with!
1234567890: 0r 50m37h1n6 7h3 “size” 0f 4 n1ck31
cripesalmighty: Right yep!! A real nickel would be dumb. I really hope it’s not a dumb nickel.
INPUT AGGREGATOR: hup there ya go
INPUT AGGREGATOR: din have the computational power to give ya some haiku posts
INPUT AGGREGATOR: yall inputs are better at it than me ;)
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11-04-2017, 08:18 PM
I Am Who I Am
Trite, But That's All I Really Know
Sorry About That
Not Being Cagey
I'm Pretty New; First Words
Were "Sup my main dudes"
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11-04-2017, 08:35 PM
(11-04-2017, 08:18 PM)Lordlyhour Wrote: »I Am Who I Am
Trite, But That's All I Really Know
Sorry About That
Not Being Cagey
I'm Pretty New; First Words
Were "Sup my main dudes"
An Inhabitant starts to calm down and type coherently.
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Zack: I Am Who I Am
Zack: Trite, But That's All I Really Know
Zack: Sorry About That
tiptopGipgop: That’s not a great answer.
tiptopGipgop: It’s not incredibly encouraging to hear that you don’t know anything about who you are, considering that it’s one of the simpler questions one can ask.
Crast Pactian: there is no sense in being rude to Zack over this, TG.
1234567890: w311 w3r3 411 c4r4p4c14n5
Zack: Not Being Cagey
Zack: I'm Pretty New; First Words
Zack: Were "Sup my main dudes"
cripesalmighty: I remember that.
cripesalmighty: It’s kinda crazy just how much you swap between being really intelligible and understandable and then talking in weird hip metaphors and sometimes you do haiku?
cripesalmighty: It’s only been like an hour since you got here and you have sort of flipped shit like a waitress flips waffles or whatever the simile is.
cripesalmighty: God it’s been a weird day already.
tiptopGipgop: Look.
tiptopGipgop: I’ll accept that you don’t want to tell us.
tiptopGipgop: But that doesn’t mean I’m not going to be very frustrated with that fact.
EXA: mebbee… potshotto here:
EXA: he doesnt know.
EXA: w-o-o-o-ow.
EXA: we’re all in the da’a’ark.
EXA: huuray.
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11-04-2017, 11:32 PM
>Alright. I'll be honest on this.
>Had a talk with the fellow responsible for my being here.
>The situation is uh. It's not pretty.
>To put it bluntly, the R4 and B4 players up a layer decided to go have the red and blue team go kill eachother. So now you know why.
>Now on paper it's possible to just go over to a red machine and fix ol Tars Mossburg easy as can be.
>In practice that would require someone with limbs. Which I don't have.
>Cause apparently I'm plugged into a machine.
>And the one person available to get me from here to there has a Problem.
>That Problem being I can't interact with them.
>I mean I could, and I have, but it's a very bad idea unless its absolutely necessary.
>Something to do with time movin differently when we aren't talkin, and thats kinda keepin em alive right now.
>Now, there is one good bit of news in this whole mess.
>The Nickel. From what you folks said compared to the notes the G4 player one layer up left behind, its going to be a big part of fixing this mess.
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11-05-2017, 12:29 AM
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(11-04-2017, 11:32 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »>Alright. I'll be honest on this.
>Had a talk with the fellow responsible for my being here.
>The situation is uh. It's not pretty.
>To put it bluntly, the R4 and B4 players up a layer decided to go have the red and blue team go kill eachother. So now you know why.
>Now on paper it's possible to just go over to a red machine and fix ol Tars Mossburg easy as can be.
>In practice that would require someone with limbs. Which I don't have.
>Cause apparently I'm plugged into a machine.
>And the one person available to get me from here to there has a Problem.
>That Problem being I can't interact with them.
>I mean I could, and I have, but it's a very bad idea unless its absolutely necessary.
>Something to do with time movin differently when we aren't talkin, and thats kinda keepin em alive right now.
>Now, there is one good bit of news in this whole mess.
>The Nickel. From what you folks said compared to the notes the G4 player one layer up left behind, its going to be a big part of fixing this mess.
You make some real headway into building rapport with the 8 folks currently in the chat.
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Zack: Alright. I'll be honest on this.
Zack: Had a talk with the fellow responsible for my being here.
Zack: The situation is, uh. It's not pretty.
tiptopGipgop: Okay.
Crast Pactian: cripes, will you answer your door if i bring groceries in addition to the blankets?
cripesalmighty: I don’t think so but you can give it a go because that’d be twice the bang for your buck!
Zack: To put it bluntly, the R4 and B4 players up a layer decided to go have the red and blue team go kill eachother. So now you know why.
tiptopGipgop: That was our guess, at least. It’s terrifying to think that a couple of people deciding not to play their game is the only reason we’re alive.
Zack: Now, on paper it's possible to just go over to a red machine and fix ol’ Tars Mossburg easy as can be.
tiptopGipgop: And it’d be really, really good if you did that.
1234567890: 4r3 90u 7w0 741k1n6 7hr0u6h 7h3 d00r 0r 79p1n6 70 c0mmun1c473?
Crast Pactian: both!
cripesalmighty: Whichever’s easier but right now privatelog because I wanna stay attentive to the chat with Zack.
Zack: In practice, that would require someone with limbs. Which I don't have.
Zack: Cause apparently I'm plugged into a machine.
tiptopGipgop: Oh.
Zack: And the one person available to get me from here to there has a Problem.
Zack: That Problem being I can't interact with them.
Hunk Chudfest: :O :O :O
Zack: I mean I could, and I have, but it's a very bad idea unless it’s absolutely necessary.
Zack: Something to do with time movin’ differently when we aren't talkin’, and that’s kinda keepin’ ‘em alive right now.
cripesalmighty: So… you’re… a machine? Or you’re plugged into one?! That’s kind of goddamn absurd Zack, though maybe it explains why you talk in riddles half the time.
Crast Pactian: i will get plenty of groceries for you.
Zack: Now, there is one good bit of news in this whole mess.
EXA: i was just stargin… to enjoy all the bad bits
EXA: of your phantasmagoric freakout
Zack: The Nickel. From what you folks said compared to the notes the G4 player one layer up left behind, its going to be a big part of fixing this mess.
tiptopGipgop: I believe you.
tiptopGipgop: Who were you speaking to? Who put you where you are right now, and why is time moving differently helping them?
tiptopGipgop: Maybe you could post those notes here, let us feast over them like a dog full of hungry packs.
Crast Pactian: Zack, i must take a moment to thank you for explaining things in a clear and concise way to all of us.
Crast Pactian: or, at the very least, much better than we tend to for you.
cripesalmighty: Hey, in a minute here, I’m gonna take a break from the terminal. Gotta… gotta really get my head clear.
cripesalmighty: Might grab my headset and walk around I don’t even know!!
cripesalmighty: This is just a real load of stuff and my coping mechanism I guess is to just focus on other bullshit.
tiptopGipgop: Good luck with that, Cripes.
tiptopGipgop: I’ll hold up the fort.
cripesalmighty: Absolutely yes!
You sense, as inhabitants of an INPUT AGGREGATOR, that the next UPDATE might be the last before you are given TWO MODES OF CONTROL through this FORUM INPUT. The narrator assures you not to worry.
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11-05-2017, 12:39 AM
Also, we need a special hidden password and apparently I'm the only cool cat who knows where its at.
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11-05-2017, 02:19 AM
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(11-05-2017, 12:39 AM)BananaPanda Wrote: »Also, we need a special hidden password and apparently I'm the only cool cat who knows where its at.
An Inhabitant watches the last few messages scroll across her screen before she puts her terminal in SLEEP MODE.
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Zack: Also, we need a special hidden password and apparently I'm the only cool cat who knows where its at.
Crast Pactian: what a stroke of luck!
Levyyts: Interesting
Levyyts: Immediately will begin researching
EXA: im a cool cat,
EXA: c-c-c-ool
EXA: c-c-c-hirality
tiptopGipgop: ...augh.
tiptopGipgop: Maybe I’ll just give up on asking for straight answers.
1234567890: 175 0k49
1234567890: w311 411 f16ur3 17 0u7 3v3n7u4119
Your username is cripesalmighty.
You are a CARAPACIAN, and previous resident of DERSE. You were part of a GAME which FAILED, and you were created by a huge array of time shenanigans that ultimately imply each other in a TEMPORAL CIRCLEJERK. You believe that your knowledge of these things gives you a distinct advantage over the thousands of CARAPACIANS unaware of such things, whom are all now dead, as well as the near-infinite expanse of all CARAPACIANS in all UNIVERSE-CREATING GAMES, which statistically know an amount of things approximately equal to ‘jack shit’.
You hate knowing jack shit. Knowing jack shit is at the bottom of your priority list. Dancing around the words “CARAPACIAN” and “DERSE” to avoid feeling derivative is so rock-bottom on your priority list that it has gone through the goddamned floor.
Now, according to what you have been informed of over the last 9 months, you reside as a YELLOW-TEAM INHABITANT within a COMPOUND the size of a NICKEL, hurtling through the Void at near-light speed in an attempt to eventually reach a civilization more habitable than your now-destroyed home. However, this COMPOUND is made of ones and zeroes-- it is nothing but computer code! So, in addition to being a CARAPACIAN, previous resident of DERSE, you are also not real.
That’s fine! You have found much solace in STEPPING AWAY FROM YOUR COMPUTER AND STAYING STILL. Your friends often find other methods of distraction, such as MUSIC or GAMES or WRITING, but you have always found an especial comfort in the low hum of an empty room. And, with Crast Pactian gone to NEEDSPENSE some food, you have nobody at your door, nobody to type to, nobody to be confused with.
Your interests include THINGS THAT FEEL IRRELEVANT AT THIS MOMENT, but that you still enjoy indulging in from time to time. Those INTERESTS have items contained in your VAULT, so you will likely be reminded of them as you pull items from within that sullen infinite holding dimension.
You also have accidentally picked up a habit from your friend YUPPERS to STRATEGICALLY CAPITALIZE certain words. Goddamnit that is a really bad HABIT. It makes you look OCCASIONALLY SHOUTY.
While you are not ONLINE, you also possess a name. Not a silly username that you picked in a few seconds as soon as you WOKE UP here, but a real name, one they put on all the documents and that you wrote all official-like! As is courtesy, it is also what your 51 friends called you when speaking out loud.
What was it, again?
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AUTHOR'S NOTE
Now that you are controlling two beings, you may preface your command with the name of each 'character' to choose where your command is being directed.
The INPUT AGGREGATOR does not care whatsoever what commands you feed into it. You are giving it inputs as YOURSELF, your REAL SELF, with all knowledge that you have as a real person, including this out-of-character author text, including things you're not supposed to see. There are no limits.
cripesalmighty, on the other hand, does not know everything! She just knows the stuff she knows, and therefore can not do omniscient special shit.
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11-05-2017, 03:10 AM
Insert name here(cripesalmighty)
>Remember name
>Gene Mâché
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11-05-2017, 03:31 AM
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(11-05-2017, 03:10 AM)Vic Wrote: »Insert name here(cripesalmighty)
>Remember name
>Gene Mâché
That's right.
Geneviève Mâché, almost universally shortened to Gene Mâché, is your born name. The decidedly fantastical and pleasant pronunciation was a wonder to your friends, as well as the heroes, once they first arrived. They took a particular liking to your kind that, apparently, no other group of heroes ever had.
But that was ages ago! Now you are fully in control of your LIFE. The question is what exactly you're going to do first, on this day in which so many things are changing, and so rapidly.
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11-05-2017, 03:38 AM
Gene
>Scream as loud as possible to vocalize your internal struggles
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11-05-2017, 03:59 AM
Zack
>First, person I was talking to was the Nicopter from one layer up. Apparently them being so injured has something to do with getting the needspenser to generate me.
>To the second, I'm pretty sure it was Nicopter buuut it could have been cripesalmighty since they seemed to have some idea about what Nicopter was up to.
>As to why time is moving differently, I got no idea. Would have been nice if they included that in their notes, but as is I can only guess its something do with the machines processing info faster.
>Lastly, I uh. Dunno how to post the whole note file. I could just type each line one after the other though.
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11-05-2017, 04:39 AM
(11-05-2017, 03:59 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: »Zack
>First, person I was talking to was the Nicopter from one layer up. Apparently them being so injured has something to do with getting the needspenser to generate me.
>To the second, I'm pretty sure it was Nicopter buuut it could have been cripesalmighty since they seemed to have some idea about what Nicopter was up to.
>As to why time is moving differently, I got no idea. Would have been nice if they included that in their notes, but as is I can only guess its something do with the machines processing info faster.
>Lastly, I uh. Dunno how to post the whole note file. I could just type each line one after the other though.
You get to work answering tiptopGipgop's several questions. Nice!!
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Zack: First, person I was talking to was the Nicopter from one layer up. Apparently them being so injured has something to do with getting the needspenser to generate me.
Crast Pactian: that does make sense.
Crast Pactian: need dispensers rely very heavily on the need of the subject. in order to get groceries, i need to be hungry-- typically starving, for best results.
Zack: To the second, I'm pretty sure it was Nicopter buuut it could have been cripesalmighty since they seemed to have some idea about what Nicopter was up to.
Zack: As to why time is moving differently, I got no idea. Would have been nice if they included that in their notes, but as is I can only guess it’s something do with the machines processing info faster.
Levyyts: Reaches some sensibility there
Levyyts: Computers are very fast.
Levyyts: Should be settings available to run simulation at maximum speed.
Levyyts: Very quick, so very short time for those up above.
Zack: Lastly, I uh. Dunno how to post the whole note file. I could just type each line one after the other though.
EXA: do ieet
EXA: let us wa-aaatch you fail pless
YUPPERS: finally, BACK in my ROOM.
YUPPERS: you must TAKE A SCREENSHOT.
YUPPERS: hit the CHIRAL button and COMBINATE with your DOUBLE LIGHT VOWEL KEY, for FIVE SECONDS.
YUPPERS: then NAME the FILE.
YUPPERS: then TYPE ITS NAME HERE, with a simple “SEND” command beforehand.
tiptopGipgop: Yuppers has sent us hundreds of files, so it is basically his special talent.
tiptopGipgop: I mean, we’re all decent with terminals and need dispensers, but he’s sort of a wizard for getting extremely clunky systems to work in his favor.
Crast Pactian: oh dear
1234567890: h39 3v3r90n3
Crast Pactian: this doesn’t sound good
1234567890: cr1p35 15 5cr34m1n6 1n h3r r00m
1234567890: 4 107
(11-05-2017, 03:38 AM)Vic Wrote: »Gene
>Scream as loud as possible to vocalize your internal struggles
Oh my god it all comes to you at once.
YOU ARE A LINE OF COMPUTER CODE WITH IMPLANTED MEMORIES AND AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA-AAAAA--
You hear knocking at your door. It's a familiar voice, who speaks somewhat timidly, but stops your line of thought for a second.
...and, in a moment, you remember something particular about CARAPACIANS. To an outside viewer, their spoken conversations cannot be transcripted! However, in addition to your current circumstances and entire existence being complete bullhock, you also think that this dumb rule is stupid bullhock, and proceed to get your conversation transcribed anyway.
The voice calls in quietly, "Gene?" It's the THIN, WIRY CARAPACIAN by the username of "1234567890", who lives down the hall. "Gene, are-- you-- um. Are you okay in there? Is it good screams?"
You respond with more shouting. "No, it is not good screams! These are terrible screams because EVERYTHING IS TERRIBLE!"
But he continues pestering you. "Do you wanna, um-- we can talk about it, uh... we can even talk through the door, if you wanna--"
"NOT PARTICULARLY!" you retort. "I genuinely appreciate your effort but I am in a rut right now and you know that a watched boiler can't bloom into a vinegar that bees enjoy, uh... uhm... er..."
You're searching for a name for this guy.
You're not going to have INPUTS for him yet, but you figure while you're in the neighborhood, you might as well figure out a better title than "1234567890".
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11-05-2017, 04:45 AM
Insert Name(1234567890)
>Remember Name
>Oats Carnation Ph.D.
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11-05-2017, 04:51 AM
Name: Nick Knack
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11-05-2017, 05:18 AM
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(11-05-2017, 04:45 AM)Vic Wrote: »Insert Name(1234567890)
>Remember Name
>Oats Carnation Ph.D.
(11-05-2017, 04:51 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: »Name: Nick Knack
You recall his name at last, after a few words float by your head, which is admittedly in the clouds right now.
That's Oats Carnation, Ph.D., master of all the knick-knacks.
Wow you actually got it. He gives you the customary THUMBS UP even though he can't see you through the door. It's just what you do.
Of course, on Derse there are no COLLEGES, so his PhD was sourced from another friend. Still, Oats certainly earned it. He was so goddamn good with those knick-knacks that the government gave him an incredibly menial job tracking down things that accountants and other various work-types had lost.
Amidst his extremely grueling hours crawling under desks and maneuvering Dersite rooftops to search for erasers and pencils, it's said that he managed to build contraption after contraption out of those little knick-knacks.
You already know all that, so you aren't sure why you went through it all in your head again, but you wanted to be sure you were in the clear before saying his name out loud. Getting names wrong is a bad move.
"...Oats!!"
"Yes," he starts, "I know the one about the bees and vinegar and blooming and boilers, um. I guess it just sounds really bad, and I-I know this is a big bomb shell that we got dropped on us, but--"
You don't really wanna hear it. You kick the block you're sitting on, again, and state as firmly as you can muster, "Oats, please just give me some time to myself."
Oats lets out a weak sigh, says, "Okay," and slinks off audibly.
Back to peace and quiet and maybe screaming.
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11-05-2017, 06:43 AM
Gene
>Feel an intense need for something soft and huggable
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11-05-2017, 06:43 AM
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>Input Aggregator
Pressing Some Buttons?
Using My Very Real Hands?
I Sure Do Have Those.
To Clarify Things
While I'm Being Facetious
I'm Still Trying It
>GoTo The Menu
>Then [Input Aggregator]
>Let's Get This Started
Please Hold Chiral For Me
And The Double Light Vowel Key
Hold Down For Five Seconds
Then Name It, I Reckon
Then In Orders Send "Nic's File B"
And Then Do The Same
With Nic_The_Worst C L G
Name; "Nic's File A"
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11-05-2017, 08:24 AM
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(11-05-2017, 06:43 AM)Vic Wrote: »Gene
>Feel an intense need for something soft and huggable
You open up your CABINET.
Within is your PERSONAL PLAYING CARD, your EARPIECE for chatting on the go, and your VAULT, which is a pocket dimension which requires on password inputs. Just about all your possessions are in here, and if you want something, you just input the appropriate password, which really could be anything.
You input 'LOVEBUG'.
...Sometimes you just don't wanna talk about it.
(11-05-2017, 06:43 AM)Lordlyhour Wrote: »>Input Aggregator
Pressing Some Buttons?
Using My Very Real Hands?
I Sure Do Have Those.
To Clarify Things
While I'm Being Facetious
I'm Still Trying It
>GoTo The Menu
>Then [Input Aggregator]
>Let's Get This Started
Please Hold Chiral For Me
And The Double Light Vowel Key
Hold Down For Five Seconds
Then Name It, I Reckon
Then In Orders Send "Nic's File B"
And Then Do The Same
With Nic_The_Worst C L G
Name; "Nic's File A"
You head to the DOCUMENT file, and try the thing. Oh boy do you try it.
It is difficult because you do not have hands.
INPUT AGGREGATOR: here bud lemme just wire ur inputs in edge-wise
INPUT AGGREGATOR: boom
You send the files the way of the CHATLOG, or the ORDERLOG, or whichever whatever the hell it is at this point.
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Orderlog
1234567890: h39 175 w0r7h n071n6 7h47 cr1p35 15 7074119 n07 1n 7h3 m00d f0r 741k1n6 70 p30p13 r16h7 n0w
Crast Pactian: i heard.
Crast Pactian: this is a lot for everyone. i understand fully if everybody needs some space.
Hunk Chudfest: in dinka want somebodyy ot be with mee instaed fo beingg alone :((
tiptopGipgop: I’m psychologically on a ‘second wind’.
tiptopGipgop: Right now, I’m more concerned with fully understanding what’s going on, and what we need to do to not be doomed.
Crast Pactian: those are good concerns.
Zack: Pressing Some Buttons?
Zack: Using My Very Real Hands?
Zack: I Sure Do Have Those.
YUPPERS: my sincere APOLOGIES, RIDDLE VERSION of ZACK
Zack: To Clarify Things
Zack: While I'm Being Facetious
Zack: I'm Still Trying It
tiptopGipgop: Good luck, Zack.
tiptopGipgop: Please don’t disappear for twenty minutes like last time.
EXA: i’m thinkinating….
EXA: maybeee
EXA: we Need Spsne…
EXA: something to forgetta boutt all of this
Crast Pactian: that would be terrible.
Crast Pactian: as… emotional as this revelation has been, i am glad we at least now know to stop playing our respective games.
YUPPERS: AT LEAST WE’RE MORAL NOW.
YUPPERS: yuppers.
YUPPERS: a PERFECT STORM of EVENTS which have led to our INHABITANCY being INCOMPATIBLE with the art of GAME PLAYING
YUPPERS: while EXEMPTING US from the MORAL PUNISHMENT of having PLAYED IT FOR MONTHS.
tiptopGipgop: It makes me sick, but you’re right, I don’t think we’re… especially responsible.
tiptopGipgop: It was just so damn fun to play that game.
tiptopGipgop: Augh.
Zack has sent file Nic’s_File_A.cig
Zack has sent file Nic’s_File_B.cig
tiptopGipgop: Reading through these now.
Crast Pactian: i suppose i will once i head back to my terminal.
Hunk Chudfest: hhomh man :(( bad newss incomnging i bet
1234567890: 1 k1nd4 d0n7 3v3n w4n7 70 533 wh475 1n51d3 8u7 1 6u355 1 w111
YUPPERS: this is incredibly ODD.
YUPPERS: BOTH of them.
Levyyts: Still following initial theories
Levyyts: Nothing surprising
Levyyts: Explanation from Zack relatively satisfying as is
tiptopGipgop: What does ‘ascend’ mean?
tiptopGipgop: Getting to the level above us?
tiptopGipgop: How in the world do we get 53 people? And what’s so special about an INPUT AGGREGATOR, that… I mean, what does ‘getting inputs from another dimension’ even mean?
YUPPERS: more damned DIMENSIONALITY.
EXA: wow neeat :;/
Levyyts: If we may ascend to the next level
Levyyts: And expand number of people.
Levyyts: Games below us may be able to ascend to us
Levyyts: Giving us 53+
After that kinda huge update, you regain INPUT.
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11-05-2017, 08:59 AM
Zack
>Huh. Hadn't though of that before.
>Until now I was thinking somehow the Nickel would lead to getting the full batch of 52 players and work from there.
>Buuut getting a group from below would make that a lot simpler. Kinda. Still need that Nic...
>Oh. Oooooh.
>I'll uh. Have to get back to you folks about that in a minute.
>Oh, and to answer the whole "inputs from another dimension" bit, explaining that mess would take a while.
>Short practical version is it has to do with why I talk with different quirks.
>Long version if you want to hear it involves a big dimensional mess.
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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11-05-2017, 08:32 PM
(11-05-2017, 08:59 AM)Arcanuse Wrote: »Zack
>Huh. Hadn't though of that before.
>Until now I was thinking somehow the Nickel would lead to getting the full batch of 52 players and work from there.
>Buuut getting a group from below would make that a lot simpler. Kinda. Still need that Nic...
>Oh. Oooooh.
>I'll uh. Have to get back to you folks about that in a minute.
>Oh, and to answer the whole "inputs from another dimension" bit, explaining that mess would take a while.
>Short practical version is it has to do with why I talk with different quirks.
>Long version if you want to hear it involves a big dimensional mess.
(11-05-2017, 02:43 PM)Angustine Wrote: »Zack
>Ancend to the level of a god
>Hunk if you do not stop drinking i will sew your lips shut with barbed wire and code torture into your very being
>It is for your own good
>My mission is to not save any of you but two individuals who ritualistically killed themselves
>Talking in different dimensions means that individuals from another dimension are currently puppeteering a glowing monstrosity that is myself and acting through it
The INPUT AGGREGATOR whirrs as it begins plugging in loads of dialogue.
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Orderlog
Zack: Huh. Hadn't though of that before.
Zack: Until now I was thinking somehow the Nickel would lead to getting the full batch of 52 players and work from there.
tiptopGipgop: A reset would do that.
tiptopGipgop: When all pawns die, the game resets to the initial state. That also happens if all but one team is wiped out.
YUPPERS: so if ABOVEGROUND NICOPT or ABOVEGROUND CRIPESAL PERISHES, they are RESET, and we are RESET
Crast Pactian: the stakes are quite high, then.
Zack: Buuut getting a group from below would make that a lot simpler. Kinda. Still need that Nic...
Zack: Oh. Oooooh.
Hunk Chudfest: !1!!whatgg is ti??
Zack: I'll, uh. Have to get back to you folks about that in a minute.
tiptopGipgop: Well, fine.
EXA: cliff hangars,,,
EXA: a more civilized weapons
EXA: for a less … story finishing age
Zack: Oh, and to answer the whole "inputs from another dimension" bit, explaining that mess would take a while.
Zack: Short practical version is it has to do with why I talk with different quirks.
Zack: Long version, if you want to hear it, involves a big dimensional mess.
Crast Pactian: we are typically decent at listening to long stories. please don’t be afraid to indulge in such.
Levyyts: Confusing
Levyyts: Not seeing clear answer even in speculation
tiptopGipgop: It might help to explain what’s letting you know “more than we ever could”.
Zack: Ascend to the level of a god
tiptopGipgop: Wait, what?
EXA: ooo yess
EXA: language-speaking mine...
Zack: Hunk if you do not stop drinking i will sew your lips shut with barbed wire and code torture into your very being
Hunk Chudfest: AaAA/a/???A
tiptopGipgop: WHAT?!
Zack: It is for your own good
YUPPERS: that is QUITE THE THREAT though also COMMENDABLY IMAGINATIVE
Crast Pactian: zack, one of our only and most important rules is not to threaten anyone or anything!
Zack: My mission is to not save any of you but two individuals who ritualistically killed themselves
Levyyts: Now more in the dark than ever
Zack: Talking in different dimensions means that individuals from another dimension are currently puppeteering a glowing monstrosity that is myself and acting through it
tiptopGipgop: Wait.
tiptopGipgop: Individuals… plural.
EXA: zzz
Hunk Chudfest: imd souirre yi ocin’tt tjgjghjksngfh
Crast Pactian: i don’t understand.
YUPPERS: of COURSE
YUPPERS: a host of MULTIPLE BEINGS
YUPPERS: all SPEAKING AT ONCE
YUPPERS: RIDDLE ZACK, and COOL ZACK, and now VERY VIOLENT ZACK
1234567890: v1013n7 24ck 15 0n3 0f 7h3 m057 73rr1f91n6 7h1n65 7h475 4pp34r3d 411 d49
1234567890: p13453 d0n7 hur7 4n90n3, 24ck
1234567890: 63771n6 fr34k3d 0u7
1234567890: 4nd d0n7 hur7 hunk p13453
Hunk Chudfest: :(((( :(((((( :((( :((
Levyyts: How irritating
Levyyts: Assuming not a new lie
Levvyts: Annoyed. Be right back
Geneviève spends this time hugging her LOVEBUG.
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11-05-2017, 08:42 PM
Zack
> How many Zacks? The world may never know. *Crunches a Tootsie Pop*
Gene
> Return LOVEBUG to vault
> Retrieve EARPIECE
> Leave room
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11-05-2017, 09:02 PM
Oh Criminy Crux
The Plurality Of Zack
Gives Rise To An Ass
I Have No Intent
To Hurt ANYONE AT ALL
I Am Here To Help
And Please Rest Assured
I Could Not Sew If I Tried
I Still Don't Have Hands
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11-05-2017, 10:18 PM
(11-05-2017, 09:02 PM)Lordlyhour Wrote: »Oh Criminy Crux
The Plurality Of Zack
Gives Rise To An Ass
I Have No Intent
To Hurt ANYONE AT ALL
I Am Here To Help
And Please Rest Assured
I Could Not Sew If I Tried
I Still Don't Have Hands
(11-05-2017, 08:42 PM)Vic Wrote: »Zack
> How many Zacks? The world may never know. *Crunches a Tootsie Pop*
Two INPUTS enter the AGGREGATOR, one after the other. The chaos of the collective is beginning to come to light.
INPUT AGGREGATOR: now were cooking with a stove ;)
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Orderlog
Zack: How many Zacks? The world may never know. *Crunches a Tootsie Pop*
1234567890: 4444444444
Crast Pactian: this is highly disheartening.
Crast Pactian: i am distinctly non-fond of the term ‘crunches a tootsie pop’, as it seems a very violent euphemism of some kind.
tiptopGipgop: It was hard enough when Zack was just unpredictable...
Zack: Oh Criminy Crux
Zack: The Plurality Of Zack
Zack: Gives Rise To An Ass
1234567890: 7h4nk 60d 175 h41k00 24ck
YUPPERS: zack’s RIDDLE FORM is not his HAIKOO FORM
YUPPERS: RIDDLE, not HAIKOO
Zack: I Have No Intent
Zack: To Hurt ANYONE AT ALL
Zack: I Am Here To Help
tiptopGipgop: You’re certainly one of the most friendly and helpful, um… Zacks.
tiptopGigpop: So thank you.
Hunk Chudfest: ddnnh i dont’ttg feel ok
Crast Pactian: we are glad to hear from you again, three-line poem zack.
EXA: z z z 3
Zack: And Please Rest Assured
Zack: I Could Not Sew If I Tried
Zack: I Still Don't Have Hands
1234567890: 0h 934h 1 f0r607 480u7 7h47
YUPPERS: the WORRISOME is not sourced from NOWHERE, zack
YUPPERS: ARMLESS CREATURES have obtained ARMS and therefore HANDS in the PAST
YUPPERS: in fact, CREATURES gaining ARMS is a VERY PROACTIVE PAST-TIME
YUPPERS: a RUNNING GAG, so to speak
YUPPERS: A UNIVERSAL ABILITY
tiptopGipgop: Yuppers, please stop.
tiptopGipgop: Zack, while you don’t have arms, the worrisome bit is the fact that you still have the ability to give us orders. Sure, the option is off now, but you can completely understand our hesitance to trust you given that fact.
Hunk Chudfest: dondttt trodderrrr meeeeeee
tiptopGipgop: You, as a collective, I mean.
tiptopGipgop: I feel we can trust at least a few of the Zacks rattling around in there, but definitely not whichever one felt the need to threaten Hunk.
EXA: praise ya sistur
EXA: saying what needs to b-b-bsaid
EXA: cut the drunk act
EXA: cut the ace-ace-ace,
Hunk Chudfest: its fnotn mry fault
EXA: mmm-mmm-mmm
EXA: sure, weh
Crast Pactian: hunk is working on his alcoholism constantly. no amount of berating will help with his process, i promise you that.
1234567890: 8u7 4pp4r3n719 175 0k wh3n 71p70p 6375 m4d 47 m3 u51n6 num83r5
tiptopGipgop: I don’t get mad at you, Numbers, I just wish you had moved past it already.
1234567890: 1 6u355
(11-05-2017, 08:42 PM)Vic Wrote: »Gene
> Return LOVEBUG to vault
> Retrieve EARPIECE
> Leave room
You get to work shoving its cute little face into the VAULT again. Bye-bye, Lovebug.
It also feels a good idea to YOINK the earpiece, so that you can tune into everything that's going on.
Finally, you shut your CUPBOARD.
As you're busy shutting your DRESSER, however, the EARPIECE starts CONVEYING lots of words to you. Its actual method of function is quite nebulous, but you can hear the text as if it's written, and speak as if typing.
You hear some bullshit about MULTIPLE ZACKS or something. Maybe something to elaborate on in the future, but you've got places to be!!
As you step out into the hall, you notice a familiar figure further down, by the NEED DISPENSER.
It's the CARAPACIAN by the username of Crast Pactian, nabbing some snacks and drinks from the needspenser. It seems he was going to combine it with the BLANKETS into a CRIPESALMIGHTY PSYCHE REPAIR CARE PACKAGE, but now you're out here, so that feels kinda pointless.
Of course, his real name isn't Crast, so it is, of course, it's... it is... it was...? ???
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11-05-2017, 10:39 PM
Zack
> ‘crunches a tootsie pop’ is not a violent euphemism, it was meant literally
> dance to the beat of your own drum
> you guys should try to win a game
INPUT
> GAME
> ORDERS
> Delete all prior orders (???)
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I want to suggest another name but i don't want to be too big for my britches
Insert Name (Crast Pactian)
> Remember name
> Hawaiian Coffee, the 2nd
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