cute date ideas

a nice romantic walk through a nearby elephant graveyard (a cemetery will do just as well if you expose all the bodies beforehand)

play minecraft for hours. only speak when asking for resources.

burn down your local church

sneak into your neighbor's house and livestream them sleeping

go on tinder and try to find the best matches for your partner

go on tinder and try to find the best matches for your partner

then help eachother hook up, move in together, get married, etc

rewrite all the forum css while schazer isn't looking -- together

do a job interview, but pretending youre both the same person and looking confused when the interviewer asks which one of you is applying for the job

tired of monogamy? try polydactyly! adding a new finger can really "spice things up"!

get into bitter shouting matches about your favorite youtube drama channels

have a vending machine race

pigeon-themed party. pigeon cake. pigeon hats. pigeon pinata. real pigeon poop.

rewrite all the forum css while schazer isn't looking -- together

Plz I'm begging you

rewrite all the forum cats while schazer isn't looking

crawl into a nice tub of hot dog water before dates to absorb meaty smells your date is sure to love!

become pals instead, and do pal things like goin to pizza hut 4 am in the morning and beating up the mail man with squeaky rubber hammers they sell at the dollar store

>breathe out all of the air in your lungs and get them to breathe in symbolically

get torn apart by angry opossums while your date watches on scowling and feeling pure disgust for your life choices

make video games together, but one thats kill you if you play them. make your partner play the games. if they don't they do not love you.

year / month / day

you both drink water. staying hydrated is sexy

take turns donating blood to each other. Eventually, you won't know who's blood started out where.

go on a date with the lunch lady together. enjoy each other's company and eat some sloppy joes while you're at it too

Thunderdome

Take them to a restaurant, and then ask to go to the bathroom. Leave through the window and move to a foreign country. If you never see them again, it means your date cannot end!