HAMBONE: Shit Got REAL, Son!

You are Hambone, Legendary Killer Man; about to make your next murderin.

You query and ponder the existence of your target. Should you find out whom the target is, get to the mission, examine your belongings or examine the background before getting to the murdering?

>_

Murder the background

Murder the background

The background has been sucessfully murdered by your cold blade... All that remains is pure white.

+1

Murder the Narrator

Murder the Narrator

Yeah fuck you t




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+1

You are Hambone, Legendary Killer Man; about to make your next murderin.

You query and ponder the existence of your target. Should you find out whom the target is, get to the mission, examine your belongings or examine the background before getting to the murdering?

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>check yer gear, bucko. we gotta know the tools of this here trade, ya see

>check yer gear, bucko. we gotta know the tools of this here trade, ya see

WEAPONS:
>Lasersight Beretta
>Dagger
>Slienced Uzi

TOOLS:
>Target Book

>_

>Packin light. A'ight, we can pick up anything else we need on site.

>Who's the target, our client want anything fancy about the hit?

>Packin light. A'ight, we can pick up anything else we need on site.

>Who's the target, our client want anything fancy about the hit?

The clients name is Steven Nickels or as his alias goes, "Mime King."

Our target?



Pedro "El Honko" Lacasa. The notorious drug, firearms and tiny car district seller. Mime King wants us to beat this pudge to death and shut down his business.

>Gear checked. Target checked.
>Let's finish our prep by casing the joint.

>Gear checked. Target checked.
>Let's finish our prep by casing the joint.

You enter the building and are briefly engaged by two buff, guard clowns.

Greenhair: Oi mate hit the nearest door, clowns only!

Bluepiece: Yeah yeah mate get outta here before we gotta give you the good ol pummel yeah mate.

It appears this stealth casing cadaver would've gone out better if the creator didn't forget what casing the joint meant.

>_

Ah well, we'll figure out this stuff as we move along.
A noisy hit like this is probably better anyways, if something go's wrong the clowns will never suspect your client being a mime.

>Spray 'N Pray, if they can fit 10 clowns or more in a tiny car, they sure can fit more guards in this building.

Ah well, we'll figure out this stuff as we move along.
A noisy hit like this is probably better anyways, if something go's wrong the clowns will never suspect your client being a mime.

>Spray 'N Pray, if they can fit 10 clowns or more in a tiny car, they sure can fit more guards in this building.

Looks like god answered your prayers. The clowns are down.

+2

>_

>Collect the clown noses. Maybe we can get some extra cash for takin out the small fry.

>Lessee. The Head Honkcho is probably upstairs in the big top. Probably want to find an elevator. Actually, no. This is clown territory they probably have awful elevator music. Let's take...

...the stairs

>Collect the clown noses. Maybe we can get some extra cash for takin out the small fry.

>Lessee. The Head Honkcho is probably upstairs in the big top. Probably want to find an elevator. Actually, no. This is clown territory they probably have awful elevator music. Let's take...

...the stairs

You do not understand why the stairs was emphasized. Maybe you were expecting a reference to a aforementioned comic in which the titular character wants to be a piece of shit and in the process falls down a flight of stairs. That's just fucking weird.

Anyway, you're glad this automatic flight of stairs was here to bring you to El Honko's big office room.



Here you are!

>_

kick down the door

stub your toe slightly, but keep your cool.

kick down the door

stub your toe slightly, but keep your cool.

You kick open the door (stubbing your toe, oof...) and give the clown your business!



>_

>Well? Ya gonna stand there all day or has this clown told his last joke? (Shoot the clown.)

>don't say a witty one liner, just say "witty one liner" WA BAM

>Well? Ya gonna stand there all day or has this clown told his last joke? (Shoot the clown.)

El Honko has been terminated.

Mission Sucessful.

*fssssssssssssssh....*



Now where are you? Looks like some kinda cryogenics kinda stuff here.

>_

>Usually this is the part where you get paid, but uhhhhhhhhh.
>Poke around a bit, maybe find yer knife.

>Usually this is the part where you get paid, but uhhhhhhhhh.
>Poke around a bit, maybe find yer knife.

You're kind of stuck mate. Try moving or like taking the helmet off. Remember you only have a slight cling to the coil of reality so just try to get someones attention.

> attempt to walk like an egyptian

>Screech until someone comes along to help.