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06-17-2017, 01:14 PM
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You are... so and so... and you work for... so and so... uuuuuh...
Wait, what are you saying again?
>COMPANY NAME:
>JOB:
>CHARACTER NAME:
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06-17-2017, 03:10 PM
(06-17-2017, 03:03 PM)bigro Wrote: »>Bobs Bombastic Bungalo Bundles
>Bungalo Bundler
>Bob
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Ah yes, The BIG BUNGALO BUNDLER of BOBS BOMBASTIC BUNGALO BUNDLES!
You've better get to work, a big BUNGALO RUSH is coming this season!
>Bungle down and work or party hard?
>Or just do something else competely different?
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06-17-2017, 03:36 PM
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(06-17-2017, 03:21 PM)bigro Wrote: »Bungle the Bundling of Bungalos, Besmirching your Brand. Before Bungling the Bunding of Bungalos, Bemuse yourself By Bending a Banana.
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You bundle the bungalos, therefore besmirching your brand while at the same time bending a banana.
This will surely save your beatering baddadling band from circling the drain
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06-17-2017, 07:55 PM
Okay NOW you can party. >MUST PARTY<. COMPANY MANDATED PARTY FOR >3< MINUTES. YOU ARE NOT MIRTHFUL ENOUGH. EXTEND YOUR GRASPING LIMBS INTO THE AIR AND DRIFT THEM FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU LACK DISCERNIBLE WORRIES.
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06-17-2017, 08:53 PM
(06-17-2017, 07:55 PM)NotABear Wrote: »Okay NOW you can party. >MUST PARTY<. COMPANY MANDATED PARTY FOR >3< MINUTES. YOU ARE NOT MIRTHFUL ENOUGH. EXTEND YOUR GRASPING LIMBS INTO THE AIR AND DRIFT THEM FROM SIDE TO SIDE LIKE YOU LACK DISCERNIBLE WORRIES.
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This is stupid!
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06-17-2017, 08:57 PM
Call your wife and warn her you may be home late
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06-17-2017, 09:05 PM
(06-17-2017, 08:57 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »Call your wife and warn her you may be home late
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You inform your sweet soonin' but hysterical dame that you may be home late because tonight you're cracking in the blackjack on some cold unsuspecting skulls.
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06-17-2017, 09:16 PM
Gently caress the photo of her you keep on your desk
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06-17-2017, 09:25 PM
(06-17-2017, 09:16 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »Gently caress the photo of her you keep on your desk
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You wonder how that nervous broad puts up with your antics and skull cracking. You love her even more than cracking one a few cold bones with the boys.
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06-17-2017, 10:13 PM
check your skull crackery tally; how many skulls have you cracked in the past week
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06-17-2017, 10:24 PM
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(06-17-2017, 10:13 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »check your skull crackery tally; how many skulls have you cracked in the past week
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15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.
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06-17-2017, 10:51 PM
why do you need a desk job you could probably make a killing (ha!) off cracking skulls alone
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06-17-2017, 11:34 PM
(06-17-2017, 10:51 PM)Tuesday Wrote: »why do you need a desk job you could probably make a killing (ha!) off cracking skulls alone
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You do kill 36500 people a year, and make a shit ton of money from that, but according to your financial skill you could maximize profits 4th fold if you also worked at a desk job.
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06-18-2017, 12:56 AM
Better do some work then
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06-18-2017, 01:10 AM
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(06-18-2017, 12:56 AM)Tuesday Wrote: »Better do some work then
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Speaking of:
Sir, a murphy Ajarakrakrjar is here for you.
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06-18-2017, 03:33 AM
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Quote:15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.
Quote:36500 a year
umm.
there aren't 6.6 days in a week, and there aren't 365 weeks in a year. looks like you need to go back to college.
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06-18-2017, 05:26 PM
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(06-18-2017, 03:33 AM)a52 Wrote: »Quote:15 skulls cracked per day, adding up to 100 skulls cracked a week, total.
Quote:36500 a year
umm.
there aren't 6.6 days in a week, and there aren't 365 weeks in a year. looks like you need to go back to college.
Rounded, you doofus!
And im referring to days, dummy!
36500 times 7 = 25550, I know that! Just assume its a big number, mr Time Wizard!
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06-20-2017, 11:12 PM
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Ok whatever, send him in.
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MR. BOB!
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06-20-2017, 11:12 PM
>Plaeas go away
carrots are good for your body
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06-20-2017, 11:16 PM
>oh joy. what does accounting want this time
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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06-20-2017, 11:32 PM
>Plaeas go away
>oh joy. what does accounting want this time
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MR BOB, YOU HAVE A DEBT OVERDUE TO ME! YOU SCRAMBLING HECKBOY... YOU OWE ME
100 SOULS!!!!!
100 SOULS!!! THATS LIKE... 2 TEXTBOOKS OR SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW JUST GET ME 100 SOULS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>SIGN THE PACT; OR BEAT HIM UP?
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06-20-2017, 11:35 PM
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Fuck him up and give his soul to someone else
carrots are good for your body
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06-20-2017, 11:40 PM
(06-20-2017, 11:35 PM)bo Wrote: »Fuck him up
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You shoot him in the h-
Oh wait no, you die.
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>try again?
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06-20-2017, 11:44 PM
>Reload save. Pay em in old telephone books, cunningly relabeled T-Books
Quiet. Good for an unusual opinion. Doesn't talk much.
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06-20-2017, 11:50 PM
(06-20-2017, 11:44 PM)Arcanuse Wrote: »>Reload save. Pay em in old telephone books, cunningly relabeled T-Books
You have no saves dummy, you were too busy with yelling at me about algebra and tallying your skulls! This took place before 2008.
>Try again?
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