The Shop

WHY IS THE CRACK ON YOUR FACE BIGGER

serenade her with doots

spoiler alert: she dead

>quick what do you want me to clean

>quick what do you want me to clean

I am an expert at killing monsters now so point the way to the cellar!

Wait...it's no big if some collateral damage occurs during the cleaning right?

>Say, would you like another saxophone solo?

serenade her with doots

Shopkeep:
"Ooh? It seems you've improved quite a bit since your last visit... Wonderful."

>Put all your anguish and suffering into one doot

Shopkeep:
"Come now, that was meant as a compliment."

WHY IS THE CRACK ON YOUR FACE BIGGER

Shopkeep:
"Something is disturbing the stability of this domain. Regardless, I'd say it's nothing for you to worry about."

>quick what do you want me to clean

Shopkeep:
"Ah yes, eager to get back to work are we?
Well then, as I said before the backroom is quite a mess. My fault, I confess. I'm not the tidiest of workers."

Wait...it's no big if some collateral damage occurs during the cleaning right?

Shopkeep:
"Believe me, there's nothing you can do to make things worse than they already are.
Still, remember your job is to clean the room, not wreck it."

Another door appears, beckoning you to enter.



If you had any more questions for your employer, now would be the time to ask them.
Otherwise, it's off to work you go.

>Oh yeah, someone wanted us to give this message to you. Something about repairs...

>A question? So... How close are we to employee of the month?

> I like your hoodie!! It's cute-

>Can you fix our wing

>"ok luvyu bye" *crash through the door*

>doot!
>then get to cleaning

>Can you fix our wing

Seconded.

>"ok luvyu bye" *crash through the door*

Ditto

>Oh yeah, someone wanted us to give this message to you. Something about repairs...

Shopkeep:
"I see... Good work."

The Shopkeep tucks the letter away for later.

>A question? So... How close are we to employee of the month?

Shopkeep:
"I suppose you do deserve something as a reward for your first job. Hm? Show me that stone of yours."

The Shopkeep infuses your dull gem with a purple light.



Gem of Transmogrification has been added to your inventory.

Shopkeep:
"Equip that gem into any one of your black fire instruments, and you can transform it into any tool you wish.
Be wary however, that after two transformations, your instrument will burn out."

> I like your hoodie!! It's cute-

Shopkeep:
"...What are you doing?"

>Can you fix our wing

Shopkeep:
"Aside from a few scuffs and scratches, I don't see anything that needs repair."

>then get to cleaning

>"ok luvyu bye" *crash through the door*

As you collide into the door, like water it swallows you whole.



You emerge on the other side.

>Read the clipboard

>Immediately trip over something which causes a domino effect, tripling the amount of cleaning you need to do.
>"D'oh!"

>Screech at the mess until it cleans itself. Or just blare nightcore at it really loud until it wants to leave.

> So this is it? I sold my soul for this?

> So this is it? I sold my soul for this?

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I'm grinning so hard I'm almost crying

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I just read this entire thing in a little burst or two, this is really neat. ' -'

Gem of Transmog + Black Fire Sax, then transmute it into an incubator for the egg! Maybe we'll get more eggs and we'll never need to transform this thing again! Or uh, does an incubator count as a tool? Maybe not.

EITHER WAY I see something that looks like a key on that central shelf. Engage maximum zoom action!

Hey I made some pixels of Casey. First is Casey giving the thumbs up, the second is of the disco scene.

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Hey I made some pixels of Casey. First is Casey giving the thumbs up, the second is of the disco scene.

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Gem of Transmog + Black Fire Sax, then transmute it into an incubator for the egg! Maybe we'll get more eggs and we'll never need to transform this thing again! Or uh, does an incubator count as a tool? Maybe not.

EITHER WAY I see something that looks like a key on that central shelf. Engage maximum zoom action!

You transform one of your Saxophones of Black Fire into a Black Fire Incubator.
You promptly decide to place your Vortex Egg inside. It hums a familiar song.

An Odd Key has been added to your inventory.

>Read the clipboard

>Immediately trip over something which cause a domino effect, tripling the amount of cleaning you need to do.

...

> So this is it? I sold my soul for this?

>Screech at the mess until it cleans itself. Or just blare nightcore at it really loud until it wants to leave.

You hear a muffled voice nearby.

???
"W...why...."

OH SHIT UH

>Locate voice and try to be helpful for once
>"I could use a friend for a change"

OH SHIT UH

>Locate voice and try to be helpful for once
>"I could use a friend for a change"

I ALREADY SAID THAT JOKE TUESDAY DON'T EMBARRASS THE FAMILY

*cough*

> Roll around trying to locate the source, bumping into literally everything on the way.

I'M NOT JOKING THAT'S A SERIOUS DIALOGUE SUGGESTION ZEPHYR, DON'T TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME

*ahem*

>Also, pick up the cat