HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA <FUCKING some number>

Sure, let's do this stupid bracket thing here. Now, I need some fair way to come up with 64 Hawkspace threads to make this tournament, and then some way to rank them. I could ask you all for suggestions, but why do that when I could come up with some inordinately complicated system for grading the threads, and just using the 64 most recently posted in.

For the record, the formula is posts^3/(views√((thread starter posts)*(highest poster posts))-rating!) What does this even represent? WHO KNOWS but it's what I'm going by.

So without futher ado, here's your seeding!

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1. How many different people are willing to say the same message in a row? (rec: 16) - 101.73
   
2. what is gamergate - 13.07
   
3. im gay official thread - 12.88
   
4. Text Adventure - 4.972
   
5. why do we need to study english? - 4.630
   
6. the shit thread - 2.765
   
7. Name my Peeps - 2.367
   
8. I made a Mafia game, but it's way too complex... - 1.803
   
9. What do you put on your pancakes? - 1.793
   
10. Puzzler's Edge 1.612
    
11. Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator – 4 Kingdoms – Turn 1 - 1.506
    
12. Deckbuilding Mafia (MG 21) – Sign-ups? - 3/?? 0.843
    
13. An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away - 0.753
    
14. Reyweld's Abyss - 0.320
    
15. OPEN RP - 0.239
    
16. 18x59 - 0.004

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1. HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite - 27.48
   
2. MEGAMART mweep - 20.04
   
3. Post Your Gottdang Boss Battle Music - 6.964
   
4. proof - 6.679
   
5. How many different messages is the same person willing to say in a row? - 3.794
   
6. truck. - 3.383
   
7. cool suit - 2.185
   
8. homestuck suggestion box (that hussie will actually use) - 1.979
   
9. how to get summoned to an alternate world? - 1.715
   
10. The Machine - 1.714
    
11. deepest darkest dirty secrets - 1.229
    
12. Post pictures of Solaris' FFXIV character in this thread - 1.102
    
13. go-to_reaction_image_for_any_situation.png - 0.668
    
14. Uuuuuuuuuuu - 0.663
    
15. Dark Souls? More like - 0.112
    
16. Voice Improv - 0.093

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1. You have been TRICKED. - 60.15
   
2. hungburgler - 16.86
   
3. jimmy buffest - 12.19
   
4. Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances - 5.197
   
5. The 6am thread - 4.587
   
6. good, all-purpose reaction image thread - 2.928
   
7. I can't check the thread I made because gatr posted in it and I'm on my school comput - 2.359
   
8. wonderings - 1.856
   
9. Hey - 1.769
   
10. )) - 1.619
    
11. Sruix - 1.386
    
12. What's the Difference - 1.015
    
13. Missing Broth - 0.698
    
14. Post - 0.416
    
15. Edited - 0.216
    
16. REAL LIFE QUOTES - 0.006

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1. Subforum Ideas Topic: The Quorom Quorner - 35.229
   
2. your most favorite words - 18.919
   
3. I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist - 11.271
   
4. Grow corn? - 5.975
   
5. bird logo - 3.899
   
6. Reyweld is a little Tired - 3.215
   
7. check out my photo of Tim Allem - 2.313
   
8. Hey it's hey - 1.950
   
9. Post links to the post links to the tricked thread thread in this thread - 1.766
   
10. CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA - 1.625
    
11. You have been TRICKED by an off-by-1 error. - 1.272
    
12. GOOD 7 - 1.029
    
13. ? - 0.681
    
14. Test – Is deletion not a thing for normal users? - 0.443
    
15. Disillusioned about the You have been TRICKED thread - 0.146
    
16. The post links to posts linked in posts in the tricked thread thread - 0.041

HERE YOU GO GO AND VOTE

What are you voting for? WHO KNOWS! Pick the best threads, pick the worst threads, pick the most Hawkspace-like threads, pick the threads you'd show to aliens when they arrived to abduct you, pick threads that would be the most likely to kill you if you had to eat them, I DON'T CARE. All I care about is accurate data.

Voting runs until I get bored of this round.

oh fuck i need to complete my pokemon erotica

also: vote for jimmy buffest or i will post vore in like... 5 threads i guess? i'm up to suggestions for which ones to post them in.

also also: i may or may not do the above regardless of whether jimmy buffest wins.

very late edit: yeah i'll just keep vore only to a new thread that will be opened if jimmy buffest doesnt win. if jimmy buffest wins then i guess everyone is happy.

I have no idea what i voted for or why

was sadly unable to vote for HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA

also: vote for jimmy buffest or i will post vore in like... 5 threads i guess? i'm up to suggestions for which ones to post them in.

The top five threads that win. Lose? No clue which word describes the ones which progress, but that's the point of Hawkspace.

was sadly unable to vote for HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA

I almost considered putting this in, but it would have resulted in a div0 error.

1^3/(1*sqrt(1*1)-0!)=1/0

i voted, i hope everyone else in the entire warehouse votes too (THAT MEANS YOU, GERALD)

Will Gatr have to go through with his threat now, or will it be delayed for at least one more round?

Spoiler alert: Yes

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SpoilerHow many different people are willing to say the same message in a row? (rec: 16) beats 18x59 with 100% of the vote
What do you put on your pancakes? beats I made a Mafia game, but it's way too complex... with 76.9% of the vote
An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away beats Text Adventure with 583.8% of the vote
why do we need to study english? beats Deckbuilding Mafia (MG 21) – Sign-ups? - 3/?? with 69.2% of the vote
OPEN RP beats what is gamergate with 61.5% of the vote
Puzzler's Edge beats Name my Peeps with 69.2% of the vote
im gay official thread beats Reyweld's Abyss with 66.7% of the vote
Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator – 4 Kingdoms – Turn 4 beats the shit thread with 58.3% of the vote.

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WARNING!
The next link is a link to the tricked thread. Do not click that link, or else you will be tricked.
ACHTUNG!
Der nächste Link ist sehr schwul. Wenn du es klickst, wirst du schwuler.
¡ADVERTENCIA!
Si usted sabe el taladro pero tengo una pregunta primero. Conozco este idioma, por qué estoy usando un traductor.
猫の子猫！
猫はとてもかわいいです。 私はペットになることができる猫がいたらいいのに。

You have been TRICKED. beats REAL LIFE QUOTES with 84.6% of the vote
Hey beats wonderings with 58.3% of the vote
Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances beats Missing Broth with 69.2% of the vote
The 6am thread beats What's the Difference with 66.7% of the vote
hungburgler beats Edited with 83.3% of the vote
I can't check the thread I made because gatr posted in it and I'm on my school comput beats )) with 66.7% of the vote
jimmy buffest beats Post with 61.5% of the vote
good, all-purpose reaction image thread beats Sruix with 58.3% of the vote

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SpoilerThe post links to posts linked in posts in the tricked thread thread beats Subforum Ideas Topic: The Quorom Quorner with 84.6% of the vote
Post links to the post links to the tricked thread thread in this thread beats Hey it's hey with 75% of the vote
Grow corn? beats ? with 75% of the vote
bird logo beat GOOD 7 with 83.3% of the vote
your most favorite words beat Disillusioned about the You have been TRICKED thread with 41.7% of the vote
check out my photo of Tim Allem beat CHWOKA'S 3,001ST POST EXTRAVAGANZA with 61.5% of the vote
I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist beat Test – Is deletion not a thing for normal users? with 76.9% of the vote
Reyweld is a little Tired beat You have been TRICKED by an off-by-1 error. with 53.8% of the vote

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SpoilerHawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite beat Voice Improv with 92.3% of the vote
homestuck suggestion box (that hussie will actually use) beat how to get summoned to an alternate world? with 76.9% of the vote
proof beat go-to_reaction_image_for_any_situation.png with 66.7% of the vote
How many different messages is the same person willing to say in a row? beat Post pictures of Solaris' FFXIV character in this thread with 69.2% of the vote
MEGAMART mweep beat Dark Souls? More like with 76.9% of the vote
cool suit beat The Machine with 75% of the vote
truck. beat deepest darkest dirty secrets with 84.6% of the vote
Post Your Gottdang Boss Battle Music and Uuuuuuuuuuu tied with 50% of the vote. And in my vote, a tie is as bad as a loss, so neither of them win.

ROUND 2 VOTING

Ok but first matchup in the division is some bullshit

i dod uit afgkincgjcl

An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away beats Text Adventure with 583.8% of the vote

your most favorite words beat Disillusioned about the You have been TRICKED thread with 41.7% of the vote

wait

i DID IT I DID THE VOTE YEAHEYAHEYAEHAHEYHEARhywryahyryayeshzseyhhyEhyyhEHYAYHEYH YEAH!!!!!

Ok but first matchup in the division is some bullshit

I was so happy when that came to pass. Can any other match-up even hope to compare to the level of bullshittery that this one poses?

Also on good questions for the philosophers: Why did I spend five minutes looking up the hex code color of baby puke green?

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How many different people are willing to say the same message in a row? (rec: 16) beats What do you put on your pancakes? with 90.9% of the vote
why do we need to study english? beats An apple a day keeps our Lord and Saviour away with 100% of the vote.
OPEN RP beats Puzzler's Edge with 60% of the vote.
im gay official thread beats Deck Building Fantasy Kingdom Simulator - 4 Kingdoms - Turn 9 with 72.7% of the vote.

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WARNING!
The next link goes to the tricked thread. Click on it at your own risk.
ATTENTION!
Link est très mignon dans son dernier jeu. C'est tout pour l'instant, alors je vais continuer à parler sans but.
OSTRZEŻENIE!
Ten tekst ma bardzo niewiele samogłosek. Nie mam pojęcia, jak to się stało.
警告！
哦不，我不敢相信。 分号三来自内部的房子！

You have been TRICKED. beats Hey with 100% of the vote.

Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances beats The 6am thread with 72.7% of the vote.
hungburgler beats I can't check the thread I made because gatr posted in it and I'm on my school comput with 63.6% of the vote.
jimmy buffest beats good, all-purpose reaction image thread with 54.5% of the vote.

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The post links to posts linked in posts in the tricked thread thread beats Post links to the post links to the tricked thread thread in this thread with 81.8% of the vote.
Grow corn? beats bird logo with 54.5% of the vote.
your most favorite words beats check out my photo of Tim Allem with 54.5% of the vote.
I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist beats Reyweld is a little Tired with 63.6% of the vote.

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HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite beat homestuck suggestion box (that hussie will actually use) with 81.8% of the vote.
How many different messages is the same person willing to say in a row? beats proof with 54.5% of the vote.
MEGAMART mweep beats cool suit with 63.6% of the vote.
truck. beats no thread with 72.7% of the vote.

VOTE IN THE SHITTY SIXTEEN!

That's a heck of a link

voted, also fuck you kieros for TRICKING ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS KIEROOOOSSSSS

voted, also fuck you kieros for TRICKING ME I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS KIEROOOOSSSSS

THERE'S A WARNING FOR A REASON!

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why do we need to study english? beats How many different people are willing to say the same message in a row? (rec: 16) with 58.3% of the vote.
im gay official thread beats OPEN RP with 72.7% of the vote.

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HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite beat How many different messages is the same person willing to say in a row? with 75% of the vote
truck. beats MEGAMART mweep with 63.6% of the vote

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WARNING!
The tricked thread is a thing. If you clicky-ed, you will be tricky-ed.
MONITUM!
Si fallatis officium, ego dicam universum orbem: Tu es infirmissimum vinculum. Vale.
SAIB!
Zoo tsis quaj zoo tsis pout kuv qhia koj vim li cas. Raug claus yog los rau hauv lub zos.
КАКАГО ЧЕРТА!
Ты только что сказал мне обо мне? Я хочу, чтобы ты знала, что я окончил класс моего класса в Морских печатах, и я был активен в тайных рейдах на Аль-Квайду, и у меня более трехсот подтвержденных убийств.

You have been TRICKED. beats Sozzletown: the thread where you use substances with 75% of the vote
hungburgler beats jimmy buffest with 63.6% of the vote. rip everyone's threads

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I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist beats your most favorite words with 54.5% of the vote.
Grow corn? and The post links to posts linked in posts in the tricked thread thread tied so fuck em, there's only seven.

VOTE IN THE EFFETTE EIGHT[size=-3]seven![/size]

If the "" option doesn't win, I'll be disappointed

Between im gay official thread and why do we need to study english?, the winner is...

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Spoilerwhy do we need to study english? WITH 60% OF THE VOTE!

Between HawkRoost: The Adoptable Petsite and truck., the winner is...

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Spoilertruck. WITH 60% OF THE VOTE!

Between You have been TRICKED. and hungburgler, the winner is...

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SpoilerA FUCKING TIE!

Between I will post in this thread 4000 times so that I may be the top of the userlist and , the winner is...

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Spoiler‭‭ WITH 81.8% OF THE VOTE!

TIME TO VOTE IN THE FUCKING FOURI mean, two.

Don't vote for "" please

Don't vote for "" please

too late

HEY YOU REMEMBER THIS?

Between why do we need to study english and truck., the winner is:

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Spoilerwhy do we need to study english with 88.9% of the vote

Between ‎ and ‎, the winner is:

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Spoiler‎ with 70.6% of the vote

VOTE FOR THE WINNER HERE[/b]

KIEROS IS EMBROILED IN A ROBOCALL SCANDAL, YOUR VOTES ARE A LIE, OVERTHROW EVERYTHING

But,,, who won? or why do we need to study english?

But,,, who won? or why do we need to study english?

why do we need to study english?

This has been HAWKSPACE HYSTERIA 2k17. Join us again in March 2018 for the next running of this event!